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May need Troy Parrott (and some other yoot and second string) in the score prediction thing. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 06:10PM [3]

Parrott and Tanganga left out of the U23’s squad for tonight so might feature - by gdp - 23/09/2019 06:58PM [3]

Are we on TV? - by Glassy - 23/09/2019 07:05PM [0]

Sweet - by Penge - 23/09/2019 07:03PM [1]

Hahaha that’s what we have become...£1bn stadium and poundshop ambition. - by Rumbles - 23/09/2019 07:04PM [0]

Oh no. Captain Spaulding is brown bread :( - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 05:12PM [5]

Labour not a remain party either it seems. A terrible terrible day ;-) - by Balham delighted, nodding at c spur - 23/09/2019 05:51PM [2]

Normally during a party conference that party gets lots of positive press and good Will and for that week they look the way forward. This labour shitshow seems to be to highlight why they are so unelectable. It’s hilarious - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 06:14PM [5]

haha its the press final attempt at smearing him before an election, a last fling, the tweets from so called journalists are a thing to behold especially on that final vote on brexit - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 06:43PM [2]

So the 4 day week, closing private schools, and the party divided over its Brexit stance is all press lies? - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 07:06PM [0]

Unreal isn’t it. Incredible scenes. ;-) - by Balham - 23/09/2019 06:32PM [0]

Its the move which wins them an election, campaign for remain and they would be finished, its a wise wise move by Corbs as hes done every step of the way :-) - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 06:05PM [6]

Reality <> What you want to happen - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 06:35PM [0]

Oh, mate. Oh, mate oh mate oh mate ;-) - by Balham - 23/09/2019 06:07PM [0]

What is he promising with regards Brexit, a new referendum? - by RJM - 23/09/2019 06:07PM [3]

He’s bound to get a cracking deal, they won’t see him and his 6 red lines coming - by crowny - 23/09/2019 06:54PM [0]

A grown up option - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 06:41PM [2]

Unfortunately comes with Corbyn as PM. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 06:50PM [1]

Your current PM thinks taxpayers money is his to give to women he finds attractive - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 06:52PM [1]

He's an absolutely detestable sack of shit, you won't find me arguing. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 06:58PM [0]

Get the best deal they can, which will probably involve some for of customs union, and then present a choice between that and remain - by gdp - 23/09/2019 06:30PM [3]

Sounds #decent - by RJM - 23/09/2019 06:48PM [0]

I’ve only just watched that Greta Thunberg or whatever her name is. She makes me want to go out and burn tires. And kick a turtle in the face. What a little cunt - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 05:01PM [11]

Haha, I'm a fan personally, but each to their own(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 05:52PM [2]

How come, she's not even 50 years old yet? - by Tone - 23/09/2019 06:09PM [1]

Haha that was a tap-in(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 06:17PM [0]

I think it's wonderful that her naive little rants make grown, rich men scream out in anxiety and frustration. - by Dan doesn't think she helps the environment much though - 23/09/2019 05:39PM [0]

Five people had to fly to ny to sail back her & her father took. Would have been 20 less carbon if they flew return instead. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 05:12PM [3]

Having googled I wpuld of thought she could power the boat with fanny fumes - by Rumbles - 23/09/2019 05:15PM [6]

Hahahaha. MINE - by Joeboy - 23/09/2019 05:47PM [0]

Jesus :-/ - by c-spur - 23/09/2019 05:44PM [0]

Mate, she's a little girl - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 05:16PM [10]

Hahaha oh :0/ - by Rumbles Thiught she looked in her 20s - 23/09/2019 05:22PM [4]

What a weirdo you are. - by JR - 23/09/2019 05:52PM [4]

wtf, she looks like she's 12 - by Dan - 23/09/2019 05:39PM [3]

Hahaha. Most on here would be licking her gums if she was their daughter though?! - by Balham - 23/09/2019 05:20PM [1]

haha, what did I miss? - by Dan outweirded yet again - 23/09/2019 05:43PM [0]

Haha, creepiest thing I've seen on here for a while. And I've seen Jeb posting. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 05:18PM [3]

Hahahahahahahaha - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 05:17PM [0]

Boat* - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 05:12PM [0]

She makes me laugh when she gives her evils look - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 05:09PM [0]

Haha, this is a fantastic turn around from your "No straws please, I love the turtles too much". >>> - by Jon - 23/09/2019 05:07PM [17]

This is nothing new but those paper McDonald's straws are absolutely fucking useless by the time your milkshake has melted enough to drink it. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 05:10PM [0]

Straw sucking bitch! - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 05:09PM [0]

She’s a fucking window licking spastic being manipulated by adults. Get in school you pug faced shitcunt. - by Balham - 23/09/2019 05:04PM [2]

I'm a big fan of that Facebook meme that's going around kids evangelising about saving the planet to adults when they all use about 1000 times more electricity and single use plastic than we did when we were their age - by Dougal - would see if they still want to save the planet after spending a weekend playing with an etch a sketch - 23/09/2019 05:06PM [3]

And obviously it's those same school kids who are making those electrical devices, packaging them in single-use plastic and marketing the shit out of them to themselves... n/t - by Jon - 23/09/2019 05:08PM [2]

They are providing the market for them - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 05:10PM [0]

There’s definitely something up with her left eye. She’s almost fraggle enough to simb - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 05:05PM [1]

She's got Aspergers(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 06:06PM [0]

Me too. She has point, but she's quite annoying. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 05:02PM [0]

Just had a spanish guy here ask me how he and his mate can get tickets for spurs vs chelsea. Now, beyond telling him to fuck off, i genuinely didnt know what to suggest. How the fuck do the koreans do it these days now tickets arent on stubhub? - by Penge - 23/09/2019 04:44PM [12]

Why would you have told him to fuck off? - by RJM - 23/09/2019 04:59PM [3]

Brexit means brexit - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 05:02PM [0]

Because 2 random spanish fellas dont deserve tickets above spurs fans - by Penge - 23/09/2019 05:02PM [4]

They do if they pay for them. - by RJM didn't know you were anti capitalist - 23/09/2019 05:07PM [1]

I moan about tourists, yet then help tourists get ickets for a game against our biggest rivals. <confused smiley> - by Penge - 23/09/2019 05:29PM [4]

Yeah the first part is weird. Tell our fans to make an effort to come to some games. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 06:13PM [0]

Yes they do. The Spanish are right cunts. - by Dougal - would force them to have season tickets - 23/09/2019 05:04PM [3]

Haha - by Penge - 23/09/2019 05:10PM [0]

Haha - by Jon - 23/09/2019 05:08PM [0]

Maybe ask Glassy? - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 04:58PM [1]

Ha, textbook my mate - by Penge - 23/09/2019 05:03PM [0]

I think there is an allocation for overseas visitors. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 04:55PM [2]

I bet there's some Korean company that buys loads up directly from the club and resells them - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 04:45PM [4]

or people are renting season tickets - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 04:49PM [1]

But where would they put the ticket up for sale? Social media? - by Penge - 23/09/2019 05:02PM [3]

or facebook sites - by Tone - 23/09/2019 05:11PM [2]

sorry i meant groups - by Tone - 23/09/2019 05:11PM [0]

I went to Clockwork on Saturday...there’s something really heartwarming about seeing people in their 40s, 50s and 60s off their faces on pills - by Rumbles - 23/09/2019 03:40PM [3]

I had the strongest pill I think I've ever had in Ibiza - was absolutely cattled off it. nt - by GuinnessJoe - 23/09/2019 04:05PM [1]

you're in your fifties for fucks sake. grow up. - by Balham - 23/09/2019 04:06PM [5]

Ha ha ;o) nt - by GuinnessJoe - 23/09/2019 04:09PM [1]

i don't think i'd take a pill these days if it was offered... unless i'd had 1 pint of weak piss lager - by Dafyd Ginola - 23/09/2019 04:14PM [3]

I could just imagine looking at it in my hand and thinking "I'm going to have to move about for hours if I take this" - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 04:25PM [3]

I had a load of weed at the weekend it was marvellous - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 04:29PM [4]

you had a lovely scenario, outside with friends in the sun, few beers and no stress. - by Dafyd Ginola - 23/09/2019 04:50PM [3]

it was superb - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 04:51PM [0]

It's never agreed with me - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 04:38PM [0]

Was it one of those day time jobbies or a proper all nighter? - by Skipper - 23/09/2019 03:44PM [2]

daytime, 2ish to 1am.. i was in bed by 1.30 gurning - by Rumbles - 23/09/2019 03:55PM [2]

So weird! - by Skipper - 23/09/2019 04:39PM [0]

The patreon special on the fighting cocks podcast is a great listen. - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 03:28PM [0]

Kane has requested that they start using var in the 11 a side training matches so they get used to it, but only for the opposing team he’s playing against...just for experience. - by Rumbles - 23/09/2019 03:21PM [5]

I cooked some hot dogs yesterday, for the magnificent day of sport. 20 years of thinking "i fancy a hot dog" only to feel sick after eating them. They're one of the worst foods out there, aren't they. Absolutely rank - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:13PM [8]

I think the septic saying, 'there are no garbage cans in a hot dog factory' says it all. nt - by fishlovinyid - 23/09/2019 03:27PM [2]

preach brother - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:28PM [0]

Mechanically recovered turkey meat - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 03:23PM [1]

they honestly didnt taste of anything. slimey. all i could taste was the mustard and relish - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:24PM [0]

i love hot dogs, and all types of hot dogs, shake shack, the big german things you get at winter wonderland, on a street corner i new york, off an ice cream van at a retail park, i dont care, i fucking love hot dogs!! - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 03:21PM [3]

hahaha this really made me chuckle for some reason - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:22PM [4]

and the onions, they have been sitting in a pot of warm water for 3 weeks or if they are so hot the burn all the skin in my mouth, i love them, everything about hotdogs are great. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 03:24PM [1]

in seattle they put cream cheese on the bun - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:26PM [1]

Given that Seattle is the home of grunge, are you sure that was cream cheese? - by Jon - 23/09/2019 03:29PM [2]

Haha grunge clunge - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:31PM [0]

Is ti the shape? - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 03:22PM [0]

I like a German sausage ... easy now - by gdp - 23/09/2019 03:16PM [4]

Can't go wrong with a Chorizo or Kolbasz (nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 03:22PM [3]

Lidl seem to have a spectacular selection of sausage shaped chilled items. Lots of german and polish names. I've never tried any of them - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 03:50PM [0]

ze germans do it properly. I like german sausage. I like a proper british one. I even like a polish dog / proper hot dog in america. But the frankfurters you buy from the supermarket. fucking minging - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:19PM [2]

My son is a fan they are indeed the lowest common denominator of council food - by muswell - 23/09/2019 03:20PM [2]

if i dont have a hotdog at the cinema i cant enjoy the film. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 03:22PM [1]

Cinema hot dogs or indeed NY street hotdogs are a different ball game to supermarket ones - by muswell has the Brooklyn one - 23/09/2019 03:24PM [0]

No, they are the wurst - by viper - 23/09/2019 03:19PM [4]

haha :-D - by Bongoman - 23/09/2019 03:39PM [2]

Hahahh - by Joeboy ^^^underrated post^^^ - 23/09/2019 03:35PM [2]

In my opinion there is only 1 that is remotely satisfactory, and thats the M&S posh-dog - by Penge - 23/09/2019 03:15PM [0]

Bairstow dropped from test squad - by Penge - 23/09/2019 02:54PM [2]

I turned down the offer of a ticket for Colchester - by gdp has a cold/is a shit fan - 23/09/2019 02:48PM [0]

Oh i spoke to pipey by the way. You're all cunts was the exact phrase - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:21PM [9]

Has he flounced? - by Skipper - 23/09/2019 02:26PM [1]

confirmed - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:28PM [5]

We are seeing SIMB heading the same way as Spurs - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 03:03PM [0]

Fucking state of this place. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 03:01PM [0]

Fuck sake - by Penge - 23/09/2019 02:51PM [0]

He can start up a new board with NTY :) - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 02:28PM [1]

Both have upped there twitter useage - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 02:43PM [4]

I don't for one second believe twitter spurs could be more positive than this place, that goes against twitter rules - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 02:46PM [1]

As soon as i get back on twitter im ditching you mthrfckrs. Just need to work out how - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:08PM [3]

Unplug router for an hour or so, new laptop or phone, new email addy, use a different name, job done ;-) - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 03:16PM [2]

you need a new mobile number for a new account these days - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:25PM [1]

sim cards are 50p :-) - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 03:28PM [1]

haha do you want me to flounce mate? im taking this a bit personally - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 03:29PM [1]

haha - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 03:38PM [0]

A VPN would probably do it - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 03:16PM [0]

He's not wrong. That said, what's this all about, I clearly missed it - by Jon - 23/09/2019 02:22PM [3]

I don't really know, because i've blocked half the board. But i think it was non tottenham fans revelling in the bad result. I can only assume he means Glassy, who isn't tottenham - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:25PM [3]

all of us?? - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 02:22PM [5]

I was out, didnt post at all during the game so am entirely blameless - by c-spur - 23/09/2019 03:02PM [1]

you definitely. also me. - by Balham - 23/09/2019 02:28PM [1]

im 1 of the most happy clappy on here. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 02:30PM [4]

Saturday was an absolute kick in the bollocks though. 2-0 up to losing 2-1. The only thing that cheered me up a bit is that I'm sure lots of Chelsea fans would have been laughing their bollocks off about it only for the same thing to happen to them the next day - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 02:32PM [2]

i had to explain to the wife why she heard me cheering 2 goals, but still managed to lose 2-1 - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 02:38PM [4]

Hahaha - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 02:39PM [0]

you are mate but you're a terrible cunt also and I am applying the definition literally - by Balham - 23/09/2019 02:32PM [2]

i am not a terrible cunt, im a magnificent cunt, my cuntiness is glorious. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 02:37PM [1]

I'm a fan, don't get me wrong. - by Balham - 23/09/2019 02:38PM [0]

He didn't discriminate - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:25PM [0]

He means rumbles the southend chav and c spur - by Durban yid - 23/09/2019 02:24PM [0]

I’ve signed up for that Dryathlon malarkey. October with no booze 8-( - by CockneySpur Will pile on weight and feel shit no doubt - 23/09/2019 02:19PM [8]

Im on a boat with drinks package, so will drink a few for you - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 02:44PM [0]

Also tempted to do this. Drinking way too much at the moment. - by Glassy - 23/09/2019 02:43PM [0]

give it a week and you will feel great. I might do it too actually. - by Dafyd Ginola - 23/09/2019 02:28PM [3]

I’m drinking far too much these days 6 pints yesterday - by CockneySpur - 23/09/2019 02:36PM [1]

you just have to break the cycle and find other things to do instead. i love the mornings so much more when i have abreak from booze.. i bounce out of bed. - by Dafyd Ginola - 23/09/2019 02:44PM [0]

Over 6 months since i've touched a drop - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:20PM [1]

well that calls for a celebratory pint!! - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 02:22PM [2]

I know when i'm next going to drink. It's february. An old tottenham mate's 40th. And a crowd that i wouldn't dare say "mines a lemonade" in front of. And that's just the women - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:28PM [3]

i got cunted 4 times in the last 6 days, i need a week of it. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 02:31PM [1]

So 4 times in 7 days coming up then?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 02:33PM [0]

Oh, you're going to a 90's soul festival with TC?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 02:30PM [0]

is the 2nd season of mr mercedes better than the 1st? - by Dafyd Ginola thought the romance was one of the most unrealistic EVER - 23/09/2019 02:12PM [1]

No, not really(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 02:35PM [1]

i've just read the synopsis and it sounds terrible. I want anotehr unbelievable. - by Dafyd Ginola - 23/09/2019 02:43PM [1]

Have you seen The missing? (Nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 03:14PM [2]

i haven't .. i'll give it a go and have a moan at you later in the week. - by Dafyd Ginola - 23/09/2019 03:33PM [0]

Best part of a grand a week, cash in hand (mostly i'd imagine) for walking dogs? Surely this gives some simbers pause for thought. That's, what? An 80k a year PAYE job? - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:11PM [2]

He bills through an app so it’s not cash in hand but I’ve still given it more than a second thought. His only real expenses are a van, petrol and liability insurance. He seems a very content bloke. - by Block27 - 23/09/2019 02:25PM [2]

If i can figure out how to make sitting about with cats, a business. Then I'm in - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:27PM [0]

What does the person wanking dogs make for comparison? - by muswell knows you have strong views - 23/09/2019 02:16PM [2]

hahaha i suspect great auntie pam is long since dead. So i have no intel #mymate - by Bingo Mo #dogwankers #wronguns - 23/09/2019 02:18PM [1]

Great auntie palm more like it - by muswell points to sky a la lampard - 23/09/2019 02:23PM [1]

hahaha. lovely - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 02:26PM [0]

Ad Astra 3/10, awful sci fi - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 01:46PM [6]

The Guardian - "Ad Astra review: Brad Pitt sulks in outer space - 3/5" LOL - by Glassy - 23/09/2019 02:04PM [1]

haha that is a bang on review of the film - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 02:06PM [0]

Any aliens? - by Rumbles - 23/09/2019 02:02PM [1]

Nope, not exactly - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 02:03PM [0]

Been watching The Next Chancellor? Absolutely wonderful stuff. Peston taking a decent cunting on Twitter too :) - by Jeb - 23/09/2019 02:01PM [5]

I could see him being the next PM as he plots a coup to takeover from Corbs ;-) - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 02:03PM [3]

28-1 say Lads. value there mate, stick your £111 on? ;-) - by Balham laughing at Alan the Spastic - 23/09/2019 02:06PM [0]

Nah, those two are thick as thieves. Thornberry maybe, but she'd never get the numbers. - by Jeb - 23/09/2019 02:06PM [0]

i decided its a shit film just by the title, - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 01:52PM [0]

whats for lunch? - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 12:33PM [15]

I had a BBQ at the w/e and had 3 hot dog rolls left. I fried 6 fish fingers and had fish finger hot dogs. nt - by ArchieBald - 23/09/2019 01:18PM [0]

Roast Beef and Horseradish sub from Askers bakery Stamford. - by CockneySpur - 23/09/2019 01:17PM [0]

Chicken karaage from K10 - felt like a Monday treat - by gdp - 23/09/2019 01:12PM [0]

An Israeli friend of mine sent me a contraption that is basically a hand food processor but it maked chopped salad a doddle. Since it arrived about a month ago, I have eaten virtually nothing else. With smoked mackerel today. nt - by fishlovinyid - 23/09/2019 12:54PM [2]

Depends what my missus can sneak out the school canteen ;) - by Tapas - 23/09/2019 12:50PM [1]

ha - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:54PM [0]

wrap it up - chicken burrito - by Tone - 23/09/2019 12:48PM [0]

Tuna sandwich - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:38PM [0]

grilled chicken, rice and tahini sauce - by shanghai dropping actual facts - 23/09/2019 12:34PM [3]

grilled chicken and rice too. - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 12:38PM [0]

Vive ffs man reducing the working week to 32 hours and paying the same wage, tell me how the fuck manufacturing will sell what it sells and the same price too. Wont happen. The cost of whatever would spiral upwards. More bollox from labour. The party of chaos. - by GILLY - 23/09/2019 12:31PM [9]

That would get 10 hours off in the public sector - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 12:38PM [2]

Pithy - by somerset playing word tombola - 23/09/2019 12:41PM [2]

42 hour week that includes a paid lunch break - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 12:47PM [4]

you hardly work hard - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 12:52PM [3]

I see it as increase in hours - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 01:27PM [0]

What Jon says :-) - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:37PM [0]

I'll be fucked if I have to work 32 hours a week. - by viper they are lucky to get 3.2 hours out of me most weeks - 23/09/2019 12:37PM [1]

haha - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:40PM [0]

Actually, that doesn't necessarily have to ring true. In a lot of countries that have experimented with shorter working weeks they have found that you get increased productivity during the hours that do get worked which more than offsets the difference. Manufacturing can be more heavily automated than it is currently also. I'm not arguing for either, just playing Devil's - by Jon - 23/09/2019 12:35PM [8]

that's got to be dependent on the industry i would imagine - by Tone - 23/09/2019 12:52PM [1]

I'd think so, but there is definitely some merit to the concept that a motivated workforce is an effective one and how many people coast through their working day wishing they didn't have to be there as much? Happier population, happier more energised workforce... n/t - by Jon - 23/09/2019 01:04PM [1]

McDonnell a cunts cunt. More rhetoric from a party that repeatedly fails and wants those who aspire and create employment to have less and share it equally. Yeah that’s how you motivate capitalists and create a brain drain. Labour had a place in our society 40 yeard ago. This labour is a communist embryo in the making. - by GILLY - 23/09/2019 12:17PM [11]

It’s just a room full of jew hating spastics barking at the moon. Relax. - by Balham - 23/09/2019 12:31PM [1]

Bollocks to that. Looks like I'm on for a 2.5 day week. Where do I sign? - by Joeboy Imagines it's at the job centre - 23/09/2019 12:29PM [0]

Reducing the average working week to 32 hours within the next decade, more good policies from Labour - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:23PM [4]

How exactly will that affect your working week of zero hours? - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 12:24PM [1]

haha, end in work poverty, cap rents, build 1mil new homes, take away dougs pension home, make dougs pay his tax bill quicker ;-) - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:26PM [3]

Mayday parade comrad? - by viper - 23/09/2019 12:28PM [0]

the left are happy to destroy the current state of things. Thats the whole point and that's why its (mostly) full of very bitter people that can't quite cut it as #boats like you and I - by shanghai has 26 rolexs - 23/09/2019 12:22PM [2]

They had a place in the late 90s. Tony Blair had it exactly right. Let people that are good at making money make as much money as they can and make sure some of it get shared with those less fortunate. This current idea of make everyone that's good at making money leave the country then renationalise everything and have everything run by those kids in primary school that used to sit in the corner of the playground on their own eating their own bogies - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 12:22PM [0]

Both the major parties are utter abominations in the modern world, neither of them are in tune with the needs (not the desires) of a truly modern country - by Jon - 23/09/2019 12:20PM [4]

Who are these modern countries? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 12:22PM [2]

Sunderland Fan TV is my favourite so far ... - by gdp - 23/09/2019 12:17PM [47]

haha....sensational - by shanghai nt - 23/09/2019 12:19PM [0]

Balham......... - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:08PM [21]

Did they give the snp to labour dimdems of greens? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 12:19PM [2]

Ah the dimdems of greens - by RJM - 23/09/2019 12:20PM [2]

Haha - by Jon - 23/09/2019 12:23PM [0]

How do they know people that want us to leave by the 31st aren't just telling the pollsters they'll vote for Labour to frighten the Tories into leaving on the 31st? - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 12:13PM [0]

Why are you posting old polls #mymate? ;-) - by Balham seeing 15 point leads - 23/09/2019 12:10PM [1]

It is a revised new poll asking the correct questions, heres how it will impact on parliament.......... - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:14PM [12]

Haha. Your heart isn’t in this any more is it? ;-) - by Balham The Lib Dem’s are the opposition now - 23/09/2019 12:23PM [1]

haha i suppose if 79 seats comes in between 209 and 281 then you are most certainly correct ;-) - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:28PM [1]

oooh more polls........................ - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 12:34PM [12]

Oh, mate ;-) - by Balham - 23/09/2019 12:36PM [0]

As a SIMB favourite, Instagram have just sent out a user survey, the very first question is "What is your gender?" and gives seven options for you to choose from - by Jon - 23/09/2019 12:03PM [4]

I read that the Brit Awards are doing away with make and female awards to apease Sam Smith. - by BHBen - 23/09/2019 12:13PM [4]

Well, at least next time they remake "IT", it won't have to be about a scary clown (I know) but can just be a film about a horde of genderless people - by Jon - 23/09/2019 12:19PM [0]

they are considering it, i cant believe it will actually happen. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 12:17PM [4]

It's a bit weird to have it at all. It's not like sport where you have to give women their own categories or they'l lose at everything. - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 12:19PM [0]

Male, female, male who identifies as female, female who identifies as male, non gender, vegetable, mineral? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 12:07PM [6]

amazing how fetishes are now genders. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 12:07PM [0]

I've not flounced YCs. Auditors in today. I'll be flouncing in the new year though. Heads up for the needier among you - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 11:43AM [4]

so needy. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 11:56AM [4]

I’d only been gone a day and you were in a blind panic! - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 12:04PM [3]

not me lad. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 12:06PM [0]

Vitesse Arnhem do a magnificent job of paying their respects to the Arnhem veterans...... - by Penge - 23/09/2019 11:15AM [67]

Levy would charge them for every one of those items as well as their match tickets - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 11:33AM [2]

have you seen the story of when we signed modric from zagreb, and their director asked for 5 modrioc tottenham shrts which levy happily sent him and then took the cost of the shirts out of the transfer fee. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 11:39AM [7]

haha that's definitely untrue - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 11:47AM [1]

didn't charge them for the "Modric" letting - by Dan - 23/09/2019 11:48AM [1]

lettering - by Dan calling for an edit function - 23/09/2019 11:48AM [0]

yeah right - by Tone - 23/09/2019 11:46AM [0]

I would love that to be true - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 11:41AM [0]

Uh huh - by RJM - 23/09/2019 11:40AM [0]

Celebrated my 50th this weekend (look at meeee). Lovely Dinner at Petrus, genuinely one of the nicest Ramsay gaffs I've eaten in. - by watson , boaty. - 23/09/2019 11:12AM [13]

Happy birthday mate. I was 40 last weekend and glad to see the back off all the talk about what I was doing, what I wanted. Just let me get old on my own. - by BHBen - 23/09/2019 11:38AM [1]

I didn't really want to do much, i think people put it on you like "you MUST have a huge party", all I did was have a nice drink with old mates on Friday, and a good night out with the Mrs on Saturday. - by watson , fuck all that balloons and surprise party nonsense. - 23/09/2019 11:40AM [1]

Nice, totally agree. - by BHBen - 23/09/2019 11:46AM [0]

Salute mate - by Balham - 23/09/2019 11:37AM [0]

happy birthday - by Tone - 23/09/2019 11:30AM [0]

Congrats, happy birthday! - by ruff - 23/09/2019 11:19AM [0]

Happy birthday mate - by Penge - 23/09/2019 11:16AM [0]

Happy birthday, half a century is a great achievement, got mine in a month too - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 11:14AM [0]

Happy 50th, not really looking forward to mine in some years(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 11:13AM [0]

Happy 50th to you mate - by RJM - 23/09/2019 11:13AM [0]

Seems a high proportion of SIMBs other halfs are dinner ladies, who knew ;-) - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 10:28AM [8]

I thought they all stayed at home spending their husbands money. Like in birds of a feather - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 10:39AM [4]

mines reckons she cant go back to work because she has to look after the dog. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 10:50AM [7]

We have a dog walker - £16 a day. - by Block27 - 23/09/2019 11:01AM [3]

A day or an hour? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 11:04AM [2]

For a 90 min walk each day, about 3 hours in total usually as he picks her up first. Sometimes he keeps her all day and takes her out in the afternoon as well. I think he takes 10-12 dogs out each day over the two walks. Nice little lifestyle business but it must be pretty shit in the winter. - by Block27 Her being the dog not the wife you cunts. - 23/09/2019 11:11AM [2]

You should do a career swap & look after the dog - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 10:59AM [2]

i was off last year from july-november, first 2 months were great but it became painfully dull quite quickly. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 11:00AM [4]

Go out and spend her money? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 11:07AM [0]

If this doesn’t end Mo’s mini flounce then nothing will ;-) - by Balham - 23/09/2019 10:57AM [4]

Have he and MarkP flounced? - by RJM - 23/09/2019 11:10AM [0]

"the cats dont need looking after, now get up that pole and earn some money!!". - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 10:59AM [2]

fucking right too - by Bingo Mo - 23/09/2019 11:44AM [0]

It's a fair point. You can't really leave a dog at home alone for 8 or 9 hours. It's a bit mean - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 10:57AM [0]

Haha lovely - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 23/09/2019 10:56AM [0]

Haha. My ex's aunt apparently can't come to her father-in-law's funeral because she can't leave the dog at home. They're a wonderful excuse :o) - by Jon - 23/09/2019 10:51AM [0]

They only stay at home if they've got in-calls that day... n/t - by Jon - 23/09/2019 10:41AM [1]

haha - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 10:42AM [0]

Ha, while some of SIMBs other halves are still the students... n/t - by Jon pointing at Viper while whistling and walking away - 23/09/2019 10:29AM [0]

Cam of Ad Astra on exodus redux - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 10:23AM [3]

Can't be doing with cams mate. Terrible way to watch a film. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 10:23AM [1]

Sometimes it ruins a movie, like the star wars one which was actually brilliant when I watched a proper version of it, even though everyone else thought the movie was shit (presumably you all watched cam versions of it ;-)), other times its more than watchable - by viveledaniel - 23/09/2019 10:26AM [2]

I'm quite happy to wait. There are plenty of films to watch. I suppose if I had nothing to do all day every day I might be a bit more impatient to watch the latest films, mind you. - by Dougal - 23/09/2019 10:31AM [0]

My missus works in a state school. Says Ofsted give plenty of notice of when they are coming to inspect so that the school has time to arrange coach trips to Alton Towers and ship the bad behaving kids out of the way - by Tapas - 23/09/2019 10:18AM [6]

My wife works in one, they got notice at midday for an inspection the next day last year. They were all working late into the night to get all the paperwork in order. - by Block27 - 23/09/2019 10:26AM [3]

oh no, hoperfully they recovered from the exhaustion during the 20 weeks a year holiday they get. - by .TC. - 23/09/2019 10:43AM [0]

Ha, Principal Skinner sending Bart, Jimbo, Nelson and Kearney into the basement before Superintendent Chalmers arrives for inspection. - by RJM - 23/09/2019 10:22AM [2]

Oh and, a shout out to my fellow Swede Stakka Bo for winning an Emmy last night(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 09:58AM [0]

Robin Williams: come inside my mind...such a comedic talent, sorely missed...7.5/10(nt) - by Yourconscience pissed his pants watching him at the Critic's choice awards - 23/09/2019 09:52AM [4]

Found him annoying tbh - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/09/2019 10:08AM [1]

Oh, he pushed the wrong buttons on you?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 23/09/2019 11:03AM [0]

Genius - by GILLY - 23/09/2019 09:54AM [1]

Balham..... - by sleek - 23/09/2019 09:43AM [33]

I haven’t yet mate but will give it a go. New gangstarr with j cole is a wonderful bit of music. - by Balham - 23/09/2019 09:51AM [2]