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Cheers for that Mo I’ve shown the Mrs that place you went tonight and we shall be partaking next time we go up to visit the Dorter - by CockneySpur - 23/01/2020 11:22PM [2]
Best pork belly I’ve had in my life - by Bingo Mo - 24/01/2020 04:17AM [0]
Toby Alderweireld has suggested an unhappy Tottenham team-mate may be behind reports of dressing room unrest at the club, and insists he would never have signed a new contract in a negative environment - by Penge Uhuh - 23/01/2020 10:38PM [7]
>>> - by mango - 23/01/2020 11:07PM [34]
Danny Rose. Little rat - by Bingo Mo - 23/01/2020 10:55PM [7]
Its the Year of the Rat .... - by Tuakee - 24/01/2020 04:11AM [2]
What did you opt for at dinner then, boss? - by Penge - 23/01/2020 11:06PM [1]
Was emma chebbers there? - by Penge - 23/01/2020 11:14PM [2]
Would any of you guys go on that naked attraction show? I don’t have a problem with nudity at all but why go on national TV and show the whole nation? - by ShelfsideDave - 23/01/2020 10:35PM [6]
Some blokes are really into feet! - by ShelfsideDave - 23/01/2020 11:05PM [1]
At a gaff called Tattu. Sen fucking sational - by Bingo Mo - 23/01/2020 10:13PM [7]
Proper >>> - by Bingo Mo - 23/01/2020 10:25PM [65]
That would do the trick - by muswell - 23/01/2020 10:33PM [0]
I fucking detest Liverpool, they've done everything I thought we were destined to do. Bastards!! - by tarnegol - 23/01/2020 09:52PM [7]
I know who I blame - by tallaghtspur - 23/01/2020 11:20PM [0]
Liverpool do a Tottenham - by GILLY - 23/01/2020 09:42PM [7]
I assume we’ve all seen the Lindsay Lohan sex vid of getting it in the arse?? - by Rumbles - 23/01/2020 09:27PM [25]
here it is............ - by ruff - 23/01/2020 09:54PM [77]
Lamb hangings :0( - by Rumbles - 23/01/2020 10:11PM [1]
Haha. Pork shutters ;-( - by Balham - 23/01/2020 10:12PM [1]
It looks like a stinker - by Rumbles - 23/01/2020 10:06PM [0]
even if it is her, what's the point? she's not fit anymore. - by ruff waiting for Frank to confirm/deny if it's her - 23/01/2020 09:58PM [0]
You know the rules ... post it up. - by ArchieBald - 23/01/2020 09:48PM [1]
ha, just got sent it. doesn't look like her. - by ruff - 23/01/2020 09:48PM [0]
Its not her mate :( - by Penge - 23/01/2020 09:41PM [1]
What the fuck sort of simbing is this? - by irishspur - 23/01/2020 09:40PM [0]
Go on Frank >>> - by Balham - 23/01/2020 09:38PM [98]
Hahaha - by Bingo Mo - 23/01/2020 10:13PM [1]
...... - by Penge - 23/01/2020 09:57PM [45]
Wonderful. - by Balham - 23/01/2020 09:54PM [1]
Hahaha - by Penge - 23/01/2020 09:41PM [4]
Hahaha. Go on.... - by Penge - 23/01/2020 09:36PM [20]
wait what - by Balham - 23/01/2020 09:31PM [4]
Go on... - by Skipper - 23/01/2020 09:30PM [17]
Pity we don’t have the spirit that this Wolves side has. - by ShelfsideDave - 23/01/2020 09:25PM [4]
or talent. - by Bongoman - 23/01/2020 09:37PM [1]
wallop - by ruff - 23/01/2020 09:09PM [3]
Inter and Tottenham have agreed terms over the transfer of Danish international midfielder Christian Eriksen according to several reports from Italy.Italian journalist Nicolo Schira tweeted out moments ago that an agreement has been found between the two clubs at €20 million, €15 million to be paid up front and €5 million in add-ons.According to the Schira, Eriksen will earn €10 million net per season and will sign a contract that expires at the end of June 2024. - by Bongoman - 23/01/2020 08:45PM [10]
Sharing is caring Franky baby - by Bongoman - 23/01/2020 08:55PM [2]
Haha. Word. - by FrankW - 23/01/2020 09:05PM [3]
>> - by muswell - 23/01/2020 09:08PM [37]
You’ve lost me - by FrankW - 23/01/2020 09:18PM [3]
Haha Ed Woodward seems to be taking negotiating tips from our very own esteemed chairman....’ United had agreed £55m deal in principle with Sporting, only to lower their offer to £42m after hearing the Portuguese club were in desperate need for money before the end of this month’ - by Bongoman - 23/01/2020 08:42PM [6]
Mo salah gets a free kick absolute joke and the cunts subsequently score - by GILLY - 23/01/2020 08:10PM [2]
Well done wolves fans blaring out ‘Steve mc Manaman is a wanker’ as he drones on trying to ignore it - by muswell - 23/01/2020 08:05PM [1]
Just had my last £14 in my William Hill account on Wolves at 9-2 - by CockneySpur - 23/01/2020 07:39PM [3]
Fuck sake - by CockneySpur - 23/01/2020 08:19PM [2]
back in the game! - by ruff - 23/01/2020 09:09PM [0]
Good effort - by mango - 23/01/2020 08:08PM [0]
How did Hugo not save the penalty last night? Seemed to lack pace - by mango - 23/01/2020 07:21PM [2]
Hungover prolly - by Balham - 23/01/2020 07:22PM [5]
Haha - by mango - 23/01/2020 07:22PM [1]
I think wolves will win tonight - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/01/2020 07:01PM [1]
I’m sure it will pass, but my homesickness for Malta is so acute that it actually feels like sickness. Not ideal - by Bingo Mo - 23/01/2020 06:15PM [12]
Haha god speed old chum - by Bingo Mo - 23/01/2020 07:10PM [0]
Got meetings all day tomorrow sadly. Coca Cola for me - by Bingo Mo Went to gauchos for lunch. It was shite - 23/01/2020 06:47PM [1]
Don’t be a girl - by JonnieB - 23/01/2020 06:37PM [6]
Blimey. Teece-esque this response. - by Balham - 23/01/2020 07:06PM [1]
Genuinely struggling with it - by Bingo Mo - 23/01/2020 06:38PM [2]
It’s only dislocation, it’ll soon where off as you start build a routine/drink heavily - by JonnieB wanders the earth never looking back - 23/01/2020 06:40PM [3]
Do you like/ drink whiskey? - by mango - 23/01/2020 06:42PM [3]
Didn’t know that. Can you get me any freebies then? - by mango likes whiskey and whisky - 23/01/2020 07:09PM [3]
Bat soup i hope - by Penge - 23/01/2020 06:46PM [1]
Big cock on him eh - by ntb - 23/01/2020 06:45PM [0]
>>>> - by Dougal - 23/01/2020 06:43PM [21]
Nobody of interest on QT tonight, only thornberry, glad I didn't bother applying to be on now - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2020 06:09PM [2]
Rodwan, who has previous convictions for rape and two other machete attacks, was also cleared by the jury of possessing an offensive weapon. - by Penge *Puts 2ft machette In work bag* - 23/01/2020 05:39PM [6]
Fair enough then. - by Col Prunes his roses with a Samui sword - 23/01/2020 07:23PM [0]
Have we ever bought a decent brazilian? - by Penge - 23/01/2020 05:29PM [10]
None in the ladies team - by viper not PC - 23/01/2020 06:08PM [1]
Paulinho - except not for us - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/01/2020 06:00PM [0]
Rivald...oh - by mango - 23/01/2020 05:50PM [1]
Gomes! - by Bongoman loved the big crying goon - 23/01/2020 05:31PM [4]
sandro was, erm, a beast for 6 months or so - by Balham likes moura - 23/01/2020 05:31PM [5]
Oh come on mate, Moura is bang average. - by MidlandYid - 23/01/2020 05:36PM [2]
ok I dont like him then - by Balham thinks son is bang average - 23/01/2020 05:39PM [3]
alli is bang average. - by Balham - 23/01/2020 05:56PM [4]
You're bang average - by MidlandYid - 23/01/2020 05:57PM [2]
agreed. - by Balham - 23/01/2020 05:59PM [1]
How can you forget Gilberto? - by MidlandYid - 23/01/2020 05:30PM [0]
[La Razón] | Tottenham Hotspur will sign Willian José on loan before the January transfer deadline in exchange for an important sum. With the deal including a purchase option which would see Sociedad pocket ‘around’ €70M which is the release clause in his contract. #THFC #COYS - by Bongoman scratching chin - 23/01/2020 05:10PM [5]
And I’ll save the best to last >>>> - by Bongoman - 23/01/2020 05:27PM [54]
why do all ex-SIMB posters get all woke over on that there Twitter? Its an intriguing trend - by shanghai adjusts nazi war memorabilia and reads The Sun - 23/01/2020 04:57PM [12]
Probably some truth in that - by Bingo Mo - 23/01/2020 06:02PM [0]
Where does simb think the safest place on the rock would be to avoid a pandemic ?? I’ll start- our trophy room. - by GILLY - 23/01/2020 03:50PM [13]
Levy’s vault - by Bongoman - 23/01/2020 04:39PM [3]
His Cocoon - by irishspur - 23/01/2020 04:59PM [2]
Mil's closet - by gdp - 23/01/2020 04:23PM [3]
I think it's full - by BardiTFC - 23/01/2020 04:28PM [3]
Not behind rumbles legs - by Penge - 23/01/2020 04:17PM [0]
wherever NFE keeps his toothbrush - by BardiTFC - 23/01/2020 03:53PM [4]
Haha ;-) - by Balham under mil’s fingernails - 23/01/2020 03:57PM [1]
just behind your forehead - by NFE - 23/01/2020 03:51PM [6]
Hhaha excellent. - by GILLY - 23/01/2020 03:52PM [0]
FACE THE MUSIC NTY. Come back to simb, only then will you find inner peace. - by RJM - 23/01/2020 03:49PM [6]
Ha, the Anne Frank of SIMB. (nt) - by MisterT - 23/01/2020 04:21PM [1]
I see that Ceballos fella that Arsenal beat us to and their fans gloated about wants to go back to Spain. - by Bongoman - 23/01/2020 03:35PM [3]
Since the Champions League final loss against Real Madrid Jurgen Klopp's side have won the Champions League and lost just one Premier League match en route to finishing second last season and going 13 points clear at the top this season with 21 wins from 22 games. - by Rumbles Wonders whether Levy and his mongoloid fan club actually absorb this - 23/01/2020 03:28PM [3]
Yeah but how long is their bar? - by Dougal - 23/01/2020 03:30PM [3]
No sausage rolls or paedo juice, no point. - by Balham would like to drown levy in a vat of one of our own - 23/01/2020 03:32PM [1]
CORONA VIRUS HITS THE SWEATTIES!!!!!!!!!!!! - by Mil - 23/01/2020 03:05PM [8]
We.Are.ALL.Going.To.Die - by shanghai nt - 23/01/2020 03:20PM [3]
so far, give it time to build momentum ;-) - by .TC. - 23/01/2020 03:27PM [5]
You mean its taking out left wing factions? - by Tapas - 23/01/2020 03:31PM [2]
Or south of the river - by gdp - 23/01/2020 03:26PM [3]
nah fuck that, survival of the fittest. - by .TC. - 23/01/2020 03:25PM [4]
poor Mil. - by LoughtonSpur - 23/01/2020 03:26PM [1]
doctor simb one of my twins has allergies dust mainly tried it all, the mrs has now got him on chinease medicine, do any of you partake in chinease herbal medicine, its not cheap by the way i dont believe in all that shit, i do take CBD oil for my arthwritus but chinease medicine ? - by NFE - 23/01/2020 02:44PM [15]
its just plant stuff in mine - by NFE - 23/01/2020 03:19PM [0]
Keep the good one and sell the shit one to a paedophile ring - by Dougal - with a solution to much of your life's woes - 23/01/2020 03:01PM [3]
Just one paedophile then? - by Dougal - 23/01/2020 03:10PM [0]
yeah of course and im the same, i dont give a shit about anyone elses kids, but i would type what you type. - by Mil aware you now live SAAAF. you are one of them now - 23/01/2020 03:06PM [0]
Arthwritus lol - by mango ignoring the Chinease spelling - 23/01/2020 02:54PM [0]
Try cleaning your house occasionally - by gdp - 23/01/2020 02:49PM [0]
This is SIMB #son - by ntb £4k filter per room #boat - 23/01/2020 02:59PM [1]
This - by irishspur - 23/01/2020 02:57PM [1]
0% BIK on electric vehicles coming in April. It actually makes it quite attractive now to buy a Tesla via my company. Teslas are expensive but if you factor in the fact that I won't pay any income tax to buy the car over the one I'm running now from my personal income, and then the savings in fuel. It's cheaper than running my current GLE. - by LoughtonSpur - 23/01/2020 01:56PM [12]
most electric cars look retarded - by Tone - 23/01/2020 02:35PM [4]
4xAAAs - by c-spur - 23/01/2020 03:19PM [1]
Power it from your DEATH BREATH. - by LoughtonSpur - 23/01/2020 02:35PM [1]
USB cable in your laptop - by JonnieB - 23/01/2020 02:20PM [4]
ha ha poor Mil :-) - by Bongoman - 23/01/2020 03:36PM [1]
Real tears - by mango - 23/01/2020 02:21PM [0]
Cross between Christine & HAL - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/01/2020 02:04PM [1]
What? - by mango - 23/01/2020 02:04PM [3]
>>>>>> - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/01/2020 02:06PM [29]
Ok - by mango logs off - 23/01/2020 02:07PM [4]
What size butt plug does ur missus prefer? - by Penge - 23/01/2020 01:49PM [5]
Penge, Bingos hacked your account. - by LoughtonSpur - 23/01/2020 02:39PM [0]
*insert joke about rumbles* - by Rumbles - 23/01/2020 01:52PM [4]
I think you’ve had enough inserted - by JonnieB - 23/01/2020 02:09PM [1]
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