SIMB
Congratulations to Olympic gold medalist in the synchronised diving. Shi Ting Mao - by viper
lucky to survive the purge
- 25/07/2021 07:53AM
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I'm sure markp wrote this>>> - by Durban yid
- 25/07/2021 07:14AM
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Gazzaniga has joined Fulham. Nt - by GuinnessJoe
aware he
- 25/07/2021 12:30AM
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Red Blood Sky (netflix) don't bother. Vampires on a plane sums it up - by Jiminho
- 24/07/2021 11:30PM
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But that sounds brilliant - by Dougal
- 24/07/2021 11:36PM
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Joyce v Takam up next. - by ruff
- 24/07/2021 10:55PM
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Just over a bottle of Malbec in watching the Klumps with my kids... in fucking stitches laughing at it. - by tallaghtspur
- 24/07/2021 08:47PM
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Did Luca with the kids today, great little film that. - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 08:54PM
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Loving the toilet humour of Eddie Murphy. Meself and my 11 year old are laughing our heads off, wife thinks it’s inappropriate - by tallaghtspur
- 24/07/2021 09:26PM
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Best scene in the first one…… - by ruff
- 24/07/2021 10:44PM
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Yep... Brillant - by tallaghtspur
- 25/07/2021 12:04AM
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Six on Amazon prime, everything about it should be shit, 2017, history Channel cheaply made for Tv shit about navy seals, for some reason it very watchable , More than happy for simb to tell me it’s dog shit. ???? - by .TC.
- 24/07/2021 08:45PM
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I’ve been watching Misfits on Netflix, what a brilliant series. Never heard of it a week ago, can’t believe I’d never seen it. - by Southgate
- 24/07/2021 09:15PM
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Promising Young Woman for me, irritating. - by GarlandGreene
- 24/07/2021 08:59PM
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What a thread this is, these are some complete mentalists................ - by viveledaniel
- 24/07/2021 08:02PM
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GET THE FUCK IN!!! Not bad considering we "had zero fucking chance" - by Dave the Oddball
SMH with SIMB's sporting knowledge
- 24/07/2021 07:00PM
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No real interest in Rugby, but really enjoyed that. NT - by MisterT
- 24/07/2021 07:14PM
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Couldn't give a fiddlers fuck but delightful that Sweden smashed Megan Rapinoe and her/it virtue signalling, unpatriotic shit cunts - by TonyLuxury
- 24/07/2021 07:13PM
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I didn't really get that, they've barely played for two years and were hardly NZ. Decent win though, made it look harder than it probably was. - by GarlandGreene
- 24/07/2021 07:04PM
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Wut? You should tell the bookies that they've massively overrated them. So between you and RJM you have both sides with no chance of winning - by Dave the Oddball
<very confused smiley>
- 24/07/2021 07:07PM
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I've a few Saffa chums and none of them gave them a chance. They're very good up front by they're not going to tear anyone apart with quality rugby. - by GarlandGreene
- 24/07/2021 07:14PM
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Haha, delighted to be wrong there - by RJM
- 24/07/2021 07:01PM
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Dave, both Rob and Dougal were big "coaching out mistakes" enthusiasts. - by Rumbles
- 24/07/2021 06:54PM
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There was a lot of ‘what’s he getting paid for if he isn’t coaching them’ comments - by Dafyd Ginola
Difficult to coach pros not to a brain fart twice per game
- 24/07/2021 09:16PM
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There’s a reason he’s at Roma now mate. - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 07:16PM
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And JB :-( - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 06:55PM
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I just think he’s a lying prick who needed sacked - by JonnieB
- 24/07/2021 08:08PM
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Toby a done deal apparently, pics of him in his new teams scarf and holding some flowers haha - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 06:21PM
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But...but SIMB said it was all The Special One's fault? - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 06:24PM
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Based on him looking completely capable for Belgium at the euros he’d have been a better option than Dier or Sanchez in 99% of games. He’s clearly chasing one big final payday and could have played at a much better level than them no doubt. - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 06:30PM
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The PL is the quickest league in the world, I did say he never had the pace to compete in it any more. Chiellini would be fucked if he played here for a season as well. NT - by MisterT
- 24/07/2021 07:12PM
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No. I said on here at the time (proved right obvs) that I had no idea why we gave him an extension. He was Finnish a long time ago. I also said that no team could win the Euros with a couple of have beens like Toby and Verts. - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 06:32PM
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Putting no and a full stop doesn’t make it fact Dack, it just makes it your opinion. I think anyone with common sense would say he’s probably not a guaranteed starter for Spurs anymore but anyone who isn’t a spastic and has eyes would have him ahead of Dier or Sanchez, who are fucking dreadful. - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 06:34PM
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If Dier and Sanchez start regular games for spurs next season we’ve fucked up very badly. - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 06:35PM
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Yes they are dreadful but he's Finnish. Stop with your tallest dwarf arguments and listen to what I say. Good lad. - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 06:38PM
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He's definitely Belgian - by JonnieB
- 24/07/2021 06:40PM
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He's no Finnish he's only 28!!!! - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 06:41PM
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Absolute loons Dave. Loons I tell you. - by FrankW
- 24/07/2021 06:27PM
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Hold up. Didnt SIMB say JoMo wasn't getting the best out of Alds and that he just needed coaching? Why is he being sold now? - by Dave the Oddball
<confused smiley>
- 24/07/2021 06:04PM
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Absolutely no one said that Dave. - by Skipper
- 24/07/2021 06:35PM
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You tell him Dan. - by FrankW
- 24/07/2021 06:19PM
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Bunch of berks on here Dave. - by FrankW
- 24/07/2021 06:15PM
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It's almost like....they know absolutely fuck all about football. - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 06:19PM
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It’s a mad ting Dave, a mad ting. - by FrankW
- 24/07/2021 06:23PM
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You can't tell them apart!>>>>> - by RJM
- 24/07/2021 05:33PM
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In case anyone didn't already hate Connor McGregor >>>> - by Dougal
- 24/07/2021 05:15PM
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Stfu with your shit sport Soccer talk. The 1st Lions Test is on #ProperSport - by Dave the Oddball
LIONS! LIONS! LIONS!
- 24/07/2021 05:11PM
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No crowd, no point. - by GarlandGreene
- 24/07/2021 05:21PM
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I'm not feeling it mate. I usually enjoy the Lions tour, not this one though i'm afraid. - by MidlandYid
- 24/07/2021 05:13PM
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Not as good without crowds, that's for sure. - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 05:18PM
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And with absolutely zero chance of success. - by RJM
- 24/07/2021 05:44PM
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The bookies had SA slight favs for this game? - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 05:53PM
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De Clerk has the most punchable face - by viper
- 24/07/2021 06:21PM
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He does but best Scrum-half in the world. - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 06:25PM
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#thfc striker Harry Kane is set to miss the start of the @PremierLeague season after his exertions at @EURO2020. | @TelegraphSport - by Rob
here we go
- 24/07/2021 04:58PM
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It's ok because presumably City will be missing Walker, Sterling and Stones who also did a fair amount of exerting in that tournament - by Dougal
- 24/07/2021 05:10PM
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That is the suggestion, yes - by JonnieB
- 24/07/2021 05:26PM
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Misses the game on the Sunday, signs for them on the Monday - by MidlandYid
won't care, will be at Bloodstock.
- 24/07/2021 05:06PM
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take the money and run. It will be circa £100m with one their players. Move on. - by Southgate
- 24/07/2021 05:01PM
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There's not one of their players I'd want who works have any interest in playing for us - by Dougal
- 24/07/2021 05:07PM
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And within our wage structure - by viper
- 24/07/2021 06:20PM
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Tottenham defender Toby Alderweireld is in talks with Qatari club Al-Duhail. The Belgian, who joined Spurs in 2015, is understood to have flown to Doha for further discussions over a move. Tottenham are thought to want £13m for the centre-back, 32. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 24/07/2021 04:06PM
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I dot get the issue with these loan moves - by Twoleggedgroovemachine
gets a 12 mth return to Manuf. on a mattress.
- 24/07/2021 03:45PM
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Great work by Carapaz. Massive respect - by Twoleggedgroovemachine
- 24/07/2021 03:40PM
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NEW: Cristian Romero has his 'suitcase ready' and will go to Tottenham - €42m + €10m in bonuses for the defender. Atalanta will now go sign Merih Demiral to replace him. [Corriere delo Serra - by Penge
- 24/07/2021 01:45PM
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This is one of the best mentally ill people doing the rounds at the moment>>> - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 12:43PM
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You're running them a close second - by irishspur
- 24/07/2021 03:12PM
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It's an absolute fucking travesty that this is being allowed to happen. There should be a separate category in any sport for trans athletes. If they don't like that then they should kindly fuck off. - by JR
- 24/07/2021 01:38PM
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Interesting video with Sharon Davies on that article. The Americans have it right, they're not playing ball on this regardless of testosterone levels etc. It's outrageous for women to have this happen to them in their sport. - by RJM
- 24/07/2021 12:57PM
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Biden supports it ya nah - by Rumbles
- 24/07/2021 01:18PM
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America's fucking mental about this nonsense though - by JonnieB
- 24/07/2021 01:27PM
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Doesn't matter, would seem that the president can't do anything about it. - by RJM
- 24/07/2021 01:25PM
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I want to wait until the women's world champion in every sport was born a bloke and see how they manage to justify it - by Dougal
- 24/07/2021 01:17PM
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PHIL COLLINS!!! > - by MarkP
- 24/07/2021 12:25PM
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hahaha - by viveledaniel
- 24/07/2021 02:48PM
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AUDERE IS FUCKERE! - by JR
thinking he ain't wrong.
- 24/07/2021 01:40PM
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Hahahahaha - by Penge
- 24/07/2021 01:13PM
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Ha ha that's great! - by Durban yid
- 24/07/2021 12:33PM
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What the actual fuck??? The country is fucked>>> - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 12:08PM
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that will learn her. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 24/07/2021 01:03PM
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It was a practical joke/online social media bantz, I hope the prat in the spiderman suit gets sepsis and has to have his limbs amputated - by Rumbles
- 24/07/2021 12:11PM
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He needs to go down for a very long time>> - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 12:13PM
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2:18 looks like a geezer who used to sit in the park lane - by Dafyd Ginola
- 24/07/2021 12:49PM
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The bloke in the wheelchair is game though - by Dougal
- hopes they all die
- 24/07/2021 12:20PM
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Laurence Fox saying he would've stepped in and helped. Of course you would have you skinny twat. - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 12:32PM
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I'd have filmed and stuck it up on tiktok - by viper
- 24/07/2021 12:40PM
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Mentally ill fans, in the NTY mould >>> @GriffCOYS Love it, especially the fact it’s a loan move, try before we buy, very smart move for a goalkeeper, hope he does a great job and can fill Hugo’s boots if he leaves next summer, which I imagine he will - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 11:38AM
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Yes Kenmare is bootiful. - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 01:07PM
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Or perhaps just buy a proven keeper so you don't have to drop risk dropping points playing the cunt - by Rumbles
- 24/07/2021 11:42AM
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He looks a bit like Lamela too - by Rumbles
- 24/07/2021 11:54AM
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From the little I've seen I hate the cunt. In fact, I hate the fucking club. Close it down - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 12:03PM
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See it’s funny isn’t it. There’s a 6 minute video on the website which you clearly haven’t watched, and he comes across incredibly well, grounded, articulate. But you basically see he’s got bleached hair and just do what Dack does. I hate you and wish someone would close you down. - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 12:21PM
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I actually like you, Bob. Is he the one who did the rap? - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 12:26PM
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Haha he did the rap. He explains it in his interview, something about uniting his old town. He sounds alright in the video, genuinely. - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 12:28PM
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I've just watched the vid that Pipey posted and I'm sticking with my first assertion that he's a dickhead and for that I hate you now as well. - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 12:33PM
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Haha haven’t you got a long cycle to go and do? Any perilous cliffs by you? - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 12:35PM
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There are plenty, yes but I walk those rather than cycle>>> - by Dave the Oddball
- 24/07/2021 12:37PM
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I do need to visit again soon, got family near Kenmare and it’s a lovely spot - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 12:52PM
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season-long loan, with an option to make the transfer permanent - by gdp
- 24/07/2021 10:32AM
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[BBC] The option to buy the 26-year-old is thought to be for 15m euros (£12.9m). - by gdp
- 24/07/2021 11:16AM
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Telegraph says Toby off to Qatar for £13m - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 09:46AM
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£13m contract for him, or £13m transfer fee for us? - by viper
- 24/07/2021 09:57AM
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Fee for us. Which given his age isn’t terrible really. We do need to replace him though, very urgently. Well we need 2 decent centre backs if that’s true. - by Rob
- 24/07/2021 10:00AM
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We’ve offered €50m + Sanchez for Kounde at Seville. - by Penge
- 24/07/2021 09:33AM
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Kounde that doesn't want to play for us - by Dougal
- reckons we could offer Sevilla a billion quid and we still wouldn't get him
- 24/07/2021 11:16AM
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I heard last night we're keeping Kane no matter what and going for Grealish to appease him - by Rumbles
- 24/07/2021 09:51AM
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Grealish has a very odd chest shape - by Jon
apropos of not very much
- 24/07/2021 11:34AM
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Grealish is going to be close to 100m. We haven’t got that unless we sell Kane. - by RickyV
- 24/07/2021 11:12AM
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Of course we have that, it just depends whether Levy ever sees investment in footballing performance as having value - by Jon
- 24/07/2021 11:35AM
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All the reports that come out say we are skint. So how come now we could suddenly come up with 100m? - by RickyV
- 24/07/2021 06:56PM
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I also don't think Grealish would be £100m - by Jon
- 24/07/2021 11:35AM
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Sure... i heard the little turd is offerring 3m + Parrott - by polarbear
- 24/07/2021 10:57AM
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Would love that, but I would expect Grealish to be aiming higher than us if he's got anything about him. - by JR
- 24/07/2021 10:01AM
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No chance. We’re spending kane money - by Penge
- 24/07/2021 10:01AM
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Hurrah TUI have cancelled our Sept. holiday to santorini. Can now look for a narrowboat - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 24/07/2021 08:05AM
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Why have they cancelled a September holiday now? nt - by GuinnessJoe
- 24/07/2021 10:16AM
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No idea - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 24/07/2021 10:37AM
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Told u years ago the smith agent told me the kanes were arsenal no one believed me - by NFE
- 23/07/2021 10:06PM
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My mates know them. Some are Goons some are Spurs some don’t care. Most in Walthamstow in the older age are Yids you younger are both cis of the filths success under Wenger - by CockneySpur
- 23/07/2021 11:40PM
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Oh fuck off there is a pic of him as a kid in a gooner shirt, IF it's true that's the evidence, don't make out like you've got some inside info. - by RJM
- 23/07/2021 10:27PM
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As i said i sat with the smiths who were his agent in a meet about makimg a kane aftershave and they told me the whole family were goons, would be an odd thing to make up - by NFE
- 23/07/2021 11:02PM
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Dad and Brother are scum, mother and other members of the family are spurs - by Mattf
- 24/07/2021 08:05AM
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Yes but what football team does the brother support? - by Rumbles
- 24/07/2021 08:36AM
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We deserve Levy - by Dafyd Ginola
- 24/07/2021 09:13AM
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Half of oz is locked down because one dribbling 89yo cunt has kicked the bucket for bat flu. TC is on the money the whole thing is a fucking rort - by Cassmere
sad a dribbling cunt in his 80s on a boat in The Bahamas hasn’t gone the same way
- 23/07/2021 09:17PM
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Misread firest bit as “half an oz” - by Penge
- 23/07/2021 11:12PM
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Freudian slip :D - by ruff
- 24/07/2021 12:00AM
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