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Twitter algo seems keen to show me people falling to their death today. Not quite as refined as my good vibes YouTube one - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 08:57PM
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Ukrainian blazed starmers gaff then - by sleek
- 15/05/2025 08:45PM
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The Serbs got Jill Dando - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 08:49PM
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Jan Dildo will forever how she'll be remembered in the meek household - by sleek
- 15/05/2025 08:50PM
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And as shit as the seasons been, there’s been plenty of better goals than Son’s corner? - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 08:24PM
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There can be no more fitting goal of the season than a complete fucking accident - by JonnieB
- 15/05/2025 08:40PM
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I feel that the complete shitstorm drop off has hit you on here more than most. Hugs to my old friend - by Mohammed the Secret Shirtlifter
- 15/05/2025 08:58PM
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Also - what happens if say Mikey Moore scores some Ricky Villa effort tomorrow- does he take the award off Son? - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 08:51PM
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More reach on the socials in “key markets.” - by LAYiddo
- 15/05/2025 08:34PM
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I don’t know if the Europa counts but the team goal Odobert scored vs Alkmaar pissed on that - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 08:30PM
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Would presume so as Son’s was league cup? - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 08:32PM
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And Maddison’s in the semi first leg too actually - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 08:31PM
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A sorry indictment of the season really that a kid who’s good games you could probably count on your fingers has clean sweeped the awards. Not a single goal in the Premier League. I mean a confidence boost for him but an embarrassment as a club that that’s all it took to be player of the year . - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 08:08PM
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Clubman of the year trophy. Must have paid his dues on time - by sleek
- 15/05/2025 08:40PM
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Hah, yeah he's turned out decent, but the start of the season was awful. Didn't Andy Sinton with player of the season once? - by Quiet Yid
- 15/05/2025 08:14PM
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with = win - by Quiet Yid
- 15/05/2025 08:14PM
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I think people are convincing themselves we’ve got this young superstar as a coping mechanism to an abysmal season. I don’t even think they’re conscious of it. But I do think that’s what it is - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 08:14PM
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I think it’s also a way of saying everyone else has been fucking awful and none of them deserve any credit. - by Block27
would have voted for Austin had I been bothered
- 15/05/2025 08:48PM
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I’m sure you’re right and there’s some of that. But Twitter is full of people weirdly excited about him. And they can’t all be Rob’s burners - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 08:50PM
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He’s had some good games but plenty of very poor ones and at times looked like a dog chasing a balloon. Fair play for making a PL team at 18 years old but I’d hope for a lot more next season to even be considered a starter let alone player of the year ? - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 08:20PM
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I genuinely think so many people are going to be wrong on him, I think the kids class and has all the assets in his locker on and be really fucking good. Started to really see a few weeks ago how we’d look awful in games and he’d come on and we looked a better team. He’s raw as fuck but incredibly talented for me. But clearly looks 18 at times. - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 08:29PM
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Ok I’ll bite. What are these “assets” - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 08:34PM
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And who are these “so many people” who are going to be wrong, too. Nobody I know is writing him off. He’s 18. It’s just that he’s done fuck all so far - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 08:38PM
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That is my point, at the moment he’s very much good prospect stage - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 08:33PM
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Hahaha. That's exactly what it is - by Dougal
- 15/05/2025 08:17PM
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Is Toney’s sea salted caramel one of the best chocolates about now? I think it’s probably up there - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 06:58PM
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I like the dark one with hazelnut I think it is. The green wrapper. I’m very much over salted caramel - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 07:33PM
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Yeah it’s decent shit that - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 07:45PM
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Bourneville Mint Crisp, thank me later - by Block27
- 15/05/2025 07:02PM
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Mint and chocolate, a truly disgusting combination. Who wants chocolate that tastes like toothpaste??? - by JR
- 15/05/2025 07:10PM
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Word. - by TonyLuxury
- 15/05/2025 07:48PM
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Mint aeros, After eights, mint matchstix are all #decent - by Rumbles
- 15/05/2025 07:40PM
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Nah mint Aeros are good - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 07:24PM
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100%. A fucking shit mixture - by tallaghtspur
- 15/05/2025 07:11PM
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Mint is fine on its own but it I've never had a bar of chocolate that wasn't better without the mint. Then again, I think that about most things in chocolate - by Dougal
- thinks anyone that chooses snickers over mars is a cunt
- 15/05/2025 07:30PM
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Bournville with mint crisp is better than normal bournville, and JR is an idiot. - by Block27
- 15/05/2025 08:52PM
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Mars are slept on. Starbar and a picnic are my current loves - by sleek
- 15/05/2025 07:59PM
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Where, what, when???? - by Penge
- 15/05/2025 07:04PM
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Oh fucking what?! Since when was that a thing - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 07:04PM
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Partial to a bit of Bourneville Boulevard aren’t we geez - by mango
- 15/05/2025 07:24PM
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That I am old boy - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 07:58PM
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Haha love that you're embracing your new life Rob, long may it continue - by sleek
- 15/05/2025 08:02PM
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Haha thanks, I’m definitely enjoying my forties more than my twenties in many ways - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 08:21PM
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I see that drug mule Bella May Culleys is just following in the footsteps of her great grandfather, the crooked Labour MP Frank Cook - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 06:40PM
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I thought you were pro-drugs? - by reg
- 15/05/2025 06:59PM
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I absolutely am - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 07:17PM
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They couldn’t actually find tangible highlights of Bergvall doing anything of note, so his player of the season video is just a load of weirdos waffling on. Cool cool - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 06:30PM
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And a corner going in is our goal of the season. Fuck sake - by Nenge Mboko
- 15/05/2025 06:58PM
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Hahahahahaah - by Penge
- 15/05/2025 07:05PM
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Funny how he's won this award less than a week before the EL final and is possibly our only fit creative midfielder that has a chance of playing. - by Rumbles
- 15/05/2025 06:36PM
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What the fucking odds Eriksen does us next week? Hes not injured is he? - by CockneySpur
- 15/05/2025 05:27PM
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The window to renew your Season Ticket closes in less than two weeks! Secure your seat for the 2025/26 season by 5pm on Tuesday 27 May. - by gdp
will think about it
- 15/05/2025 05:06PM
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I'll be waiting after the Europa final - by Rumbles
- 15/05/2025 05:09PM
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I reckon we will the final next week, more fans than ever hate the team and manager plus levy, so of course now it all comes together. If we don't next year there will be pockets of empty parts of the stadium - by Dafyd Ginola
- 15/05/2025 05:20PM
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Jon>>>>>> - by CockneySpur
- 15/05/2025 03:03PM
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Shit 30 years ago I mean in Ibiza. - by CockneySpur
- 15/05/2025 03:36PM
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This is quite a watch. Its just missing some Benny Hill music... - by Head Wand
- 15/05/2025 03:00PM
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Any Sumner’s got experience of Williamsburg NYC? Thoughts appreciated. - by GILLY
- 15/05/2025 02:24PM
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Bergval is looking good for a recall apparently - by GILLY
- 15/05/2025 02:23PM
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We've done well to scrape through those European games without him. Bissouma has been a useless cunt in a Tottenham shirt, but he's put in performances Bergvall isnt capable of in the recent ties. (nt) - by MisterT
- 15/05/2025 03:29PM
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He's probably key for us next week, United have 1 big threat and a big game player in Fernandes, Bissouma and to a less extent Bentancur need to nullify him..they do that I only see us winning. - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 03:59PM
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Bergvall definitely not even close to fit - by JonnieB - 15/05/2025 12:09PM [0] - by Tone
- 15/05/2025 02:24PM
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He’s training - by GILLY
- 15/05/2025 02:41PM
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Tottenham manager Ange Postecoglou on Lucas Bergvall's injury and his expected recovery, following reports he had been training with the team: "It is still the same sort of timeframe. It was never going to be a long-term one but he has literally just got out of the boot and taking his first tentative steps on the grass, but it's unlikely he will be...well, he won't be available." - by gdp
- 15/05/2025 03:42PM
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I mean, why not, playing injured players in European finals has always gone so well for us. - by GarlandGreene
- 15/05/2025 02:51PM
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It'd be the gretest managerial ruse ever if Ange has had our players fake these recent injuries and we see Son, Maddison, Bergval and Kulu all line up, Man U would shit their pants - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 03:06PM
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The Son, Maddison and Kulu players who have been called out on here for being lightweights, cowards, pushovers and shit. M-hm. - by Quiet Yid
- 15/05/2025 03:36PM
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Hah, all of a sudden they're our superweapons - by Tone
- 15/05/2025 04:15PM
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Ange Postecoglou has confirmed that Timo Werner currently has a hamstring injury - by Head Wand
Mortifying!
- 15/05/2025 02:11PM
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Ange should pick him for the Villa game regardless - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 03:07PM
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Ange ball fucking yp ballers since well since the cunt arrived on the scene - by GILLY
- 15/05/2025 02:20PM
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Son fit enough to play at least 45 against Villa on friday. nt - by GuinnessJoe
- 15/05/2025 01:50PM
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There is no point playing him in that game, only risk of injury to gain from it, he can't get match fit as we will not be putting our foot in or playing at full pelt. He can do as much in training as he can in that game - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 01:58PM
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if he casnt make it through 45 mins at villa then he shpouldnt be anywhere near the pitch for any part of the final, if he breaks down at villa, then we have dodged a bullet - by TC
- 15/05/2025 02:08PM
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Yeah, but there is always the chance (like Deki) of getting kicked. This whole "you can't get match fit without playing games" is nonsense, it's really easy to build training protocols around the type of running and movement you need to be able to achieve. Give him focused training instead - by Jon
- 15/05/2025 02:10PM
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Is Matt "Matty" Cash going to play? - by RJM
- 15/05/2025 02:15PM
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That "Polish" cunt crocked Bentancur and he hasn't been the same since. - by somerset
- 15/05/2025 02:20PM
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The only thing we can be sure of for this game is that he'll go too weak to have any chance of points, but won't fully rest everyone we definitely want fit - by Jon
- 15/05/2025 02:16PM
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Son shouldn't play but he should hopefully be able to start from the bench next week - by Dafyd Ginola
- 15/05/2025 05:21PM
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I’m in Peterborough A and E it’s absolute carnage here. Patients arguing with staff. I’ve come in with my Angeiodema swollen throat can be life threatening they’ve sat me in a corner. Basically if I stop breathing they’ll deal with me. It’s like a bombs gone off in Iceland in here. - by CockneySpur
- 15/05/2025 01:26PM
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You should shuffle a little closer to Cambridge and have a proper hospital? Reminds me of something I chose not to post on here last night though. I was in Stevenage for an event with my son and we stopped in at McDonalds, there was a couple probably in their mid-30s seemingly having a first date there at 6:30 in the evening, classy... Then they "snuck" (hardly sneakily) into the disabled toilets together. McDonald's... Stevenage is third-world. - by Jon
- 15/05/2025 02:13PM
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Is it worth grabbing a straw from the coffee shop or something to keep your airway clear, just in case they don't get to you in time? - by Horsham Spur
only half joking
- 15/05/2025 01:31PM
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Honestly I doubt they’d notice me if I collapsed. Last time I came up here they left me 6 hours. The swelling went down and the cunt said I had a sore throat. I complained but got nowhere. Trouble is I should ring an ambulance when it happens but the last time it took over an hour to arrive. - by CockneySpur
- 15/05/2025 01:37PM
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Now they’ve called out looking for a Mr Dragon. Obviously he’s not here’s he’s probably flown off. It’s like a carry on film - by CockneySpur
- 15/05/2025 01:30PM
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Now, we don’t get Japan’s GDP report until tomorrow morning (a small contraction is expected), and Canada’s data is only an early estimate. But as things stand, here’s the G7 growth league table: UK: +0.7% growth, Canada: estimated to have grown by 0.4%, Italy: 0.3% growth, Germany: 0.2% growth, France: 0.1% growth, US: -0.075% (or -0.3% on an annualised basis), Japan: reporting tomorrow, -0.1% forecast ... Rachel from Accounts has done well considering she was gone by Easter - by gdp
- 15/05/2025 01:20PM
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I dare say there will be plenty of people using that same stat as evidence that Brexit was a great idea - by Dougal
- 15/05/2025 02:02PM
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I wonder how those people feel about those leaked Chris Philp comments that without Brexit we could have just returned 50% of "illegal immigrants" immediately under the Dublin arrangement and they knew that. - by Jon
- 15/05/2025 02:15PM
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#brexitbenefits - by JR
- 15/05/2025 02:58PM
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Oh and Kulusevski out for 'months' - by JonnieB
- 15/05/2025 01:14PM
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Still got plenty of time to get more players injured, I think Porro or Bentancur would be the next players we really don't want injured so most likely - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 01:53PM
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Bergvall definitely not even close to fit - by JonnieB
- 15/05/2025 01:09PM
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Completed a 82 water fast at 8am this morning. Lost 8 1/2 lbs - by Mohammed the Secret Shirtlifter
- 15/05/2025 12:48PM
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82 water - by Mohammed the Secret Shirtlifter
- 15/05/2025 12:48PM
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I've succumbed to the commercial machinery and purchased the blue away kit for myself and the son at the 60% sale. Damn that Spurs impulse. - by Quiet Yid
- 15/05/2025 11:09AM
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I did £120 on a spurs Nike hoodie I liked and the 83/84 shirt. I’m a massive mug - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 12:45PM
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Penge has dusted off his "I 8 Gooners" 1990's Pony classic - by Head Wand
- 15/05/2025 11:54AM
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haha lovely - by Quiet Yid
- 15/05/2025 11:57AM
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I'm surprised they haven't done a home shirt with Europa cup final badging - by Tone
- 15/05/2025 11:39AM
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If we win it there will be a lot off merch I guess... and a season DVD ;D - by Quiet Yid
- 15/05/2025 11:54AM
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My brother in law jokingly bought me the film ‘pride’ on dvd a few months back as a joke. I quite fancied watching it but didn’t have a dvd player, I wonder if many do now - by Rob
- 15/05/2025 12:46PM
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do you have a blu ray player? - by Tone
- 15/05/2025 12:53PM
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Anyone need flights? Ryanair have put on cheapish options to Vitoria - by Block27
- 15/05/2025 10:54AM
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Dack re The Surfer. The trailer looked good. You could tell it was a bit OTT though. Is it usual Cage rage nonsense? - by Head Wand
- 15/05/2025 10:49AM
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It doesn't go the way that you think it's going to go and even at the end I was slightly non plussed. It's not a film for Gʻļâśŝy but I'd recommend giving it a watch - by Mohammed the Secret Shirtlifter
- 15/05/2025 12:45PM
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Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial With tickets now on sale for the live screening of our UEFA Europa League Final at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on Wednesday 21 May, we can update that additional screens will be placed on the pitch to further enhance the fan experience at this special event. - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 10:14AM
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I'd rather be shrunk to the size of Ant and made to travel from one side of Gregory Porters face to the other, under his chin strap. - by Head Wand
- 15/05/2025 10:50AM
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We did outrē Pornhub searches yesterday. - by somerset
- 15/05/2025 11:46AM
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ive bought 1 as an option, ir rather watch it local though so its a short journey home aftet the dissapopintment - by TC
- 15/05/2025 10:38AM
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See you there ;-) - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 10:55AM
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if i go, we shall defo embrace. - by TC
- 15/05/2025 12:11PM
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Probably be a couple of 20" CRTs - by reg
- 15/05/2025 10:23AM
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Levy will get the Beko's out of the broom cupboard - by Dafyd Ginola
- 15/05/2025 10:53AM
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They can poke it - by Rumbles
- 15/05/2025 10:22AM
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Haha, after claiming it was impossible to do previously but getting fuck all ticket sales - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 10:15AM
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Yep, silly of them, just had a look, loads of availability and looks like they haven't even opened up the top tiers - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 10:35AM
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Amazing eh - by RJM
- 15/05/2025 10:29AM
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No De Ligt, Dalot, Yoro or Heaven in #mufc open training. Nt - by GuinnessJoe
No doubt they all make Lazarus style recoveries before next week though
- 15/05/2025 09:43AM
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They'll all fucking play of course - by Cassmere
wouldn't be surprised if peak Ronaldo appears from somewhere as well
- 15/05/2025 10:16AM
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As long as there are no injuries to Onana, Maguire and Casimero, we are good - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 10:16AM
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Re: As long as there are no injuries to Onana, Maguire and Casimero, we are good - by tallaghtspur
Casimero is one of those players that can just turn it on if hes bothered.
- 15/05/2025 10:35AM
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Casemiro has turned into peak.........well, Casemiro in the last few weeks. Hopefully he reverts to type next week - by Horsham Spur
- 15/05/2025 10:33AM
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I thought Heaven was an autocorrect but turns out it's just a player I've never heard of - by gdp
- 15/05/2025 09:50AM
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I love these>>>> - by GILLY
- 15/05/2025 09:13AM
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SON HEUNG-MIN contacted police after a man and woman attempted to blackmail him in South Korea, according to reports.
The Tottenham star was allegedly approached by a woman claiming she was pregnant with his child. - by Rumbles
- 15/05/2025 08:56AM
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Plays on the wing, no.7 his number...shes just a girl that says that he is the one...but the kid aint Heung Min's son.. - by MarkP
- 15/05/2025 09:43AM
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"Has one good game in fifteen, that's been his routine. Son said I don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the one, who'll lose the ball, and end up, on the ground. He said I am the one, selling shirts, to ten thousand chinks, in the ground" (nt) - by MisterT
- 15/05/2025 10:13AM
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That's not very PC but I'll give you a pass cos kitchen has too many syllables - by Cassmere
- 15/05/2025 10:17AM
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i bet his dad gave a him a good hiding for having sex - by TC
- 15/05/2025 09:12AM
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I bet he's got a micro-penis like leslie chong in hangover - by Rumbles
- 15/05/2025 09:31AM
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He's defo a bender - by Head Wand
- 15/05/2025 10:46AM
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hes no lukaku - by TC
- 15/05/2025 09:33AM
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No chance he got her pregnant. He probably missed the target and started crying in bed after. - by Bongoman
- 15/05/2025 09:24AM
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Drop. First hour and a bit 6.5/10. Last 20 minutes 2/10 - by Dougal
- 15/05/2025 08:41AM
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Dreadful shite. Warfare - 8.4/11. - by TonyLuxury
- 15/05/2025 08:56AM
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The Surfer... don't know how to mark it. I liked it though - by Mohammed the Secret Shirtlifter
- 15/05/2025 09:00AM
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Until Dawn 25 mins clicky off. Shit - by Mohammed the Secret Shirtlifter
- 15/05/2025 09:01AM
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Snitch 6/10 - by viveledaniel
- 15/05/2025 09:29AM
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Fucking he’ll Ajax. Spursy on roids - by GILLY
- 15/05/2025 05:41AM
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So old berti is a Levy mole/on the club teat by the looks eh. Who’d have thunk it - by Cassmere
- 14/05/2025 11:57PM
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