
Too much ice cream and cookies :( - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 05:33PM
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Balham in case you don’t scroll >> - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 05:32PM
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I got a trip to chelts from betfair and used to get regular phone calls from them to remind me to spend money with them on their slots, I'd be yeah yeah but just leave my sportsbook unrestricted and I'll do that for you, can't imagine the traders were too happy at all with that deal :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 05:40PM
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fuck sake. those fucking cunts gave me a special badge on my profile and that was it ;-) - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 05:36PM
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Haha :) I’m a Nate Diaz and UFC Top Fan on that there Facebook. That’s my only boaty thing. That and being assigned a Global Pet Relocation Consultant - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 05:40PM
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Having fuck all interest in your politics what’s the main issue with Corbyn compared to Boris? Boris is a fucking idiot from the outside looking in. - by tallaghtspur
- 11/12/2019 04:58PM
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Boris - bumbling idiot. Corbyn - has always backed britains enemies, has stood on stages in support of terrorists, including hezbollah, hamas and the IRA. He rejected a motion to acknowledge Al Queda as a terrorist organisation. He hates jews, he fucked diane abbott, hes a gooner cunt, hes a marxist, he wants to implement big government control over our nation. He supported IRA attacks on tories in the 70s. But, beyond that, yes he could be our prime minister - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 05:13PM
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I agree with you on your Corbyn analysis there. But simply summing up Boris as a bumbling idiot is absolute horseshit. - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 05:39PM
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Embezzled tax payers money to give to his then girlfriend, compulsive liar, domestic abuser as he battered his girlfriend, sold secrets to the russians, white supremist plus other things :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 05:43PM
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So basically because he’s a gooner so - by tallaghtspur
- 11/12/2019 05:28PM
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And he fucked a pig - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 05:30PM
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its not rocket science. if you work, own your own home & earn more than the median wage, then your going to get fucked under labour. If 2 out the 3, then it dont matter. If one out of the 3, then your going to be quids in. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 11/12/2019 05:11PM
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That is the difference Boris is an idiot, Corbs is not :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 05:06PM
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fucking hell mate. :-/ - by Balham
thinks two Es at A level despite being privately educated would certainly make someone a fucking idiot. thats just for a start.
- 11/12/2019 05:01PM
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That’s actually my biggest issue with him. I’m a raging lefty in many respects, but I’m not sure I could vote for a confirmed simpleton - by Bingo Mo
Wouldn’t vote conservative either
- 11/12/2019 05:03PM
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spoiling my ballot 'ere - by Balham
might take some watercolours into the booth with me
- 11/12/2019 05:04PM
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i am tempted to vote for captain beany again - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 11/12/2019 05:24PM
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Drawing a penis or just some wiggly lines or even better take a shit and use ballot paper to wipe? - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 05:07PM
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can't decide between a marc rothko homage or a simple 'corbyn is a nazi cunt' scrawled across the ballot ;-) - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 05:09PM
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draw a swastika in the labour box & scrawl for the jews, not the many. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 11/12/2019 05:25PM
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whats the worst thing you have ever been ripped off over or that you have been conned into? (aside from spurs season tickets) - by shanghai
looking at second hand bikes and waiting to get fucked over
- 11/12/2019 04:40PM
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Prague market trader gave me change of a tenner instead of the 50 I handed over. Told the first copper I saw who cheated with said trader in Czech and then laughed as he said yep you only gave the trader a tenner. Fucking foreign cunts - by tallaghtspur
- 11/12/2019 04:54PM
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A car pulled up alongside me when I was walking in Muswell Hill. The blokes had several new hooky phones and a video cam they were desperate to get rid of. Said I could take it all for £300. Went to cash point, exchanged goods, they drove off quick, I opened the plastic bag to reveal my purchase of 4 cans of Tennants Special Brew. I hated myself for days. - by crowny
- 11/12/2019 04:52PM
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Hahaha fuck!! - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 05:14PM
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haha....I have done something similar. When i was a young man a group of us went King Cross (before gentrification) to try and find some weed. We approached some moody guys and they said 'yeah, of course....give us the money yeah and we'll sort you out....wait over there on the streetcorner and someone will come over to you...." so off we walked and waited...and waited...and waited - by shanghai
what a cunt
- 11/12/2019 04:58PM
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That’s a good point. I bought a G in Amsterdam and sampled it to make sure. It was coke so I said great give me another 3. Cousin Norris and I did some of whatever that was, and hid under a desk in the hotel room for 8 hours. I still don’t know what it was - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 05:16PM
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Haha only days mate? - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 04:56PM
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I'm not sure I've ever told anybody that story until now - it was 14 years ago - by crowny
can finally move on
- 11/12/2019 04:59PM
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Haha I use simb as an alternative to therapy too - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 05:00PM
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haha at least you had the Tennants to drown your sorrows ;-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:55PM
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I was getting £1500 worth of goods for £300 from some blokes in a clapped out Astra - it was more certain than a hung parliament :-) - by crowny
- 11/12/2019 05:01PM
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Geneva last year was one extended, violent buggering. 30 euros for a bowl of soup - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 04:50PM
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lending MO money. - by .TC.
- 11/12/2019 04:48PM
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I let some bloke use 1000 quid of my money with the intention of him making us an income on a betting system and he spent it on a weekend at Glastonbury - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 04:46PM
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ha ha did you ever get it back? - by Skipper
- 11/12/2019 04:49PM
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Course I did. He didn't try to make any excuses to be fair so a line was drawn under it - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 04:56PM
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its not my recollection....didn't it take public pressure and an installment plan? - by shanghai
- 11/12/2019 04:58PM
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Not before he tried to off you with magic pills - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 04:58PM
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I lost £1700 to a bookie who went into receivership - by viveledaniel
should've gone round their offices and demanded the money with menace before they went under
- 11/12/2019 04:44PM
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should have got in touch with william rollason at home on a saturday evening then ;-) - by Balham
got my 3 grand
- 11/12/2019 04:49PM
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Which firm was that? Betbright? Or betbutler? - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 04:47PM
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haha no I got my money from betbutler, that was 3k, it was smartlivegaming, I'd read people had gone there and got there money by threatening staff but I was too lazy to do it, within a few days they'd claimed they'd gone under, still get emails from the liquidators - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:53PM
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Never even heard of them tbf - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 04:59PM
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They were big for a while, even did the live roulette thing on tv at night, used a company for their sportsbook called everymatrix, who are still going, tried to insinuate theft on the part of everymatrix as I'm pretty sure the money actually went through them but the liquidators / receivers weren't interested, they were just trying to secure their fee, actionfraud wouldn't investigate either - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 05:05PM
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fond memories of getting the most valued customer award from jetbull....then them closing my account the week after, the cunts ;-) - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 05:07PM
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You’d be surprised how common that shit is. Stating the obvious but it will be some kind of turnover driven, VIP model. Deciding you’re a great customer cos you’ve staked a lot ... whilst trading are eyeing you up and going yeah maybe not. It drives me fucking mad. My last firm took an affiliate abuser all the way to the euros on an all expenses paid. Decided he was a super VIP despite living in a council house on moss side - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 05:31PM
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haha happy times ;-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 05:09PM
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my last spurs membership - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 11/12/2019 04:42PM
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Getting fucking married. - by GILLY
- 11/12/2019 04:41PM
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how's the Dunkel? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot
- 11/12/2019 04:42PM
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Saucisson and cheese.......Saaaaf. - by Mil
fancies it right now with a large glass of red.
- 11/12/2019 04:38PM
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Yeah - Penge - where did you get it from? Market stall? - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 04:38PM
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No, theres a shop just up from belstaff and Dr. Martin’s. 3 saucisson for £12. Loads of choice. - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 04:51PM
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haha I see Guido was claiming an acid attack on a tory person, now hes changed that to an unknown liquid, I imagine this person tried to use a water fountain and claimed the acid attack after the water hit him/her in the face ;-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:36PM
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you should read more media than just guido #mymate ;-) - by Balham
saw bastani and the nazi from the canary retweeting a poll posted by britain erects yesterday
- 11/12/2019 04:40PM
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Apparently it was perfume, I suppose someone gave them a spritz coz they were a bit stinky :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:43PM
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Probably pissed themselves - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 04:38PM
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POLL: Have you ever hid in a fridge? If not, have you ever hid anywhere else of interest? - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 04:06PM
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A few years back I was playing Hide & Seek with my young nephews and hid in a cupboard - they took ages finding me so I was congratulating myself on a job well done - turns out the little fuckers had been whisked off for a bath before bed. nt - by GuinnessJoe
a cunt
- 11/12/2019 04:27PM
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The Joker hid in the fridge but then he was mentally disturbed, unlike Boris ;-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:12PM
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Did you know that the original idea for back to the future was for Marty to use a time travelling fridge? But they worried about kids locking themselves in freezers and whatnot so it eventually became a Delorean. - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 04:12PM
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Bollocks.... they'd never get a fridge up to the required 88 miles an hour. - by Joeboy
- 11/12/2019 04:16PM
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Alain Frost might - by Zoltar
- 11/12/2019 04:26PM
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Lew-ice Hamilton? - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 04:29PM
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david cool-tard? - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 04:31PM
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Damon Chill - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 04:34PM
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Pompey away years ago, me and my mate Adam got so drunk that he called his parents a pair of cunts. And I went “missing” for ages. And they found me passed out on a window ledge behind a curtain. He vomited all over his bedroom floor and I chundered in the only bathroom out of about five where the toilet was broken. The next day I was so hungover en route to my dads that I stopped to vomit in a bush. A woman walked past with a pram, stopped and tutted at me - by Bingo Mo
Yids
- 11/12/2019 04:11PM
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Not really hiding though is it - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 04:39PM
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I've hidden in a fire extinguisher cupboard on the platform at Camden town station because I thought everyone wanted to push me on the tracks.... which was probably true tbf - by Joeboy
Had done some trippy pills.
- 11/12/2019 04:08PM
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i expeect this desperation from vive or jeb, but you and c-spur are the more level headed lefties, normally. - by .TC.
- 11/12/2019 04:08PM
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Imagine our prime minister, PM of one of the richest countries, PM of one of the greatest empires the world has ever seen, PM who is trying to emulate Churchill, hiding in a fridge because hes scared to do an interview :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:28PM
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I was using a topical event to change the subject away from the usual borefest ... I suppose it's hard for you to hide anywhere though - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 04:13PM
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yeah i couldnt hide in a fidge, maybe the old fashioned freezers. - by .TC.
- 11/12/2019 04:15PM
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you mean fish. the rest of them are spastics. - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 04:11PM
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I had a great aunt who ended up in a mental home who used to zip herself in a suitcase when things got on top. - by Rumbles
- 11/12/2019 04:08PM
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Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak Just been at one of last Corbyn rallies - he tells us after ‘we’re gonna win this thing’ - by shanghai
fucked
- 11/12/2019 03:37PM
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Doubtful, but as I've said all along I think they're going to prevent a Tory majority. - by RJM
is willing to be proved wrong though
- 11/12/2019 04:04PM
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Ive completely gone. This country deserves a dose of socialism. - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 03:55PM
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This isn't socialism, which can actually work if applied moderately. What we're staring down the barrel of is pure unvarnished marxism. - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 03:57PM
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Bit hysterical? - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 04:06PM
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Just rallying the troops, I don't believe a word of it, as I suspect you don't believe a single utterance that comes out of Jezzas air hole. - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 04:14PM
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I keep seeing people saying that Corbyn wants a system like in Sweden, Denmark or Finland where everyone is happy. What confused me is why over his 40 year career in politics, he's never really mentioned any of those regimes and has instead concentrated on the likes of Cuba, Venezuela and the former Soviet Union - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 04:05PM
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as I said earlier its mad how they manage to be putting forward the most radical manifesto evah in the history of all manifestos and at the same time it's just bog standard european style social democracy. - by Balham
copy 'shruggi' emoji, paste here
- 11/12/2019 04:07PM
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Their manifesto is far beyond European Social Democracy. - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 04:14PM
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Which bits? - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 04:17PM
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Mass Nationalisation. - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 04:34PM
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not sure the governing parties in denmark or sweden are institutionally anti semitic tbh? - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 04:16PM
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London aquarium’s gender-neutral penguin just predicted Jeremy Corbyn will win the election. - by c-spur
a bit fishy but it's no yougov
- 11/12/2019 03:53PM
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It would be one helluva roller coaster ride if those fuck wits got in. I "think" I'm secure enough now that they couldn't fuck my life up, so it would be interesting to see it all just for shits and giggles. - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 03:49PM
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I suspect that if Labour were to win, it's more likely than not that my employer would move their HQ out of the UK and I'd lose my job - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 03:55PM
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I am going to work at Hanworth McDonalds for a minimum of £15 an hour for putting out the wet floor signs. No more cares or worries. - by MarkP
- 11/12/2019 04:04PM
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More foodbanks than maccy ds in this country under Tory rule - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:06PM
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haha. I use that one on the odd occasion you know ;-) - by Balham
more so since bunnings changed to homebase and so no more sausage sizzles
- 11/12/2019 04:05PM
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There are people who worry about companies leaving the UK due to brexit but think we would be better off under Corbyn. - by Joeboy
- 11/12/2019 03:57PM
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My boss has already made it clear that corbyn would fuck our business :( - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 03:57PM
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You're quite wrong comrade, what your boss means is his profits would suffer and hence his greedy take home would be reduced. He would be forced to give you seats on the board and increase wages and benefits for the "workers" - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 03:59PM
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I work for all investment bank. With both Corbyn and Brexit, what posslible attraction would London have over any EU city for a financial centre? It'd be a perfect storm - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 04:03PM
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With Corbyn and no-Brexit or at least a soft-Brexit? - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 04:05PM
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If there is both any sort of Corbyn and any sort of Brexit, I would be very concerned. Had there been no Brexit at all, I probably would have given Corbyn a chance as membership of the EU would have prevented him doing anything mental - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 04:08PM
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Well if there is Corbyn there'll also be a referendum - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 04:12PM
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Which they'll lose again - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 04:23PM
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Its like Dougs hasn't really thought this through :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:14PM
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I've had a consolation bet on a Hung Parl, just in case - by Jiminho
- 11/12/2019 03:49PM
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where was it - nuremberg? - by Tone
- 11/12/2019 03:48PM
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Thick delusional fucking spastic. Like his voters. - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 03:44PM
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haha feeling the pressure #mymate, that Yougove mrp thingy get to you last night? ;-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 03:46PM
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They were waiting for Qriously - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 03:49PM
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Not in the slightest. Couple of double digit poll leads today I see, maybe you missed those. I’m just sad that you won’t have a friendly £500 wager with your old friend ;-( - by Balham
saw yesterday you hadn’t bet a single penny on a labour win
- 11/12/2019 03:47PM
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ha, so what you going for then? 150 seat majority? 100 seat majority? which of those results are you predicting? :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 03:54PM
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I'm mainly looking forward to the imaginative new way you define the word "win" this time - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 03:56PM
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I'm predicting that the tories will win a majority and will still be the party of govt on Friday. If you want spreads then go to spreadex. You said earlier that it will be a labour minority govt. Lets see the colour of your money :-) - by Balham
is picking up my £500 from Alan Friday so could pop round and get it off you too
- 11/12/2019 03:55PM
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Oh dear oh dear, you were so bold showing great bravado just a few days ago and now down to what just a one seat majority will do? hahaha ;-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:01PM
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ok, lets try another way - you said this - There will be no coalition, Labour would try and govern as a minority government by viveledaniel on 11 December 2019 12:08PM this afternoon. I bet this doesn't happen. £500 ok? :-) - by Balham
hoping you forget dougal buried you on that immediately after you posted it
- 11/12/2019 04:03PM
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How the mighty have fallen, I expect your minions are not impressed, they thought they had joined a group who would smash Corbs like you declared but instead they are shuffling around looking to pick up a one seat majority. How can they celebrate that, that would be a defeat, a defeat so great there would be no comeback ever :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:11PM
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that is a no then. Entirely to be expected, but lets have no more of your nonsense #mymate, almost daily burials and you're more frightened of a bet than boylesports :-) - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 04:13PM
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My timeline on twitter has gone mental, I only follow 100 odd people, everyone trying to make a mountain out of fridgegate, hancock still posting mad killer type vids, tories posting one day to go pics. I've had to withdraw myself from it for an hours rest, god knows how some follow 1000s of people - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 04:17PM
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will one of those 100 have this bet with me? or could you arks in the whatsapp group? ;-) - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 04:25PM
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The trouble is that he will need a Labour win to get the 500 quid with which to make the bet in the first place - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 03:58PM
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what sort of inventive nonsense do you reckon he's going to come out with to try and swerve this bet? I reckon something about wanting odds ;-) - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 03:59PM
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She's been through the postal votes and knows better though - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 03:40PM
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I think the bbc are fucked, broken election laws / guidelines too many times now, with a fair impartial media Corbs wins a majority - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 03:45PM
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Call the police then :-) - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 03:49PM
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In one paragraph can you tell me how he will improve this country? - by Rumbles
- 11/12/2019 03:47PM
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I can do it in one sentence: He will improve our quality of life by funding services to a level required :-) - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 03:49PM
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Save someone that strong weed for Xmas matey - by Joeboy
- 11/12/2019 03:46PM
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The 'no marks' goat herder would drag us back into the swamp if elected. But that won't happen so no need to worry - by berti
- 11/12/2019 03:57PM
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Dougal about? Or indeed anyone, apart from sheep or deep blue, who knows about kodi? - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 03:34PM
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What do you want to know? - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 03:53PM
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google seems to suggest I can. Should have consulted the search engine first. - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 04:13PM
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Yes. It's usually best. If you need advice on how to set Kodi up, I will help you then - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 04:29PM
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PlumbingSIMB. The toilet cistern is not filling up at all. There is a bare trickle going into the pan but the cistern itself never gets fillage. Youtube only tells me what to do with very slow filling water level and I don't want to give Killian O'Shaugnessey & Sons a Christmas bonus so any ideas? - by CharlieChasEtc
- 11/12/2019 03:14PM
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your cistern is "letting by". It's not filling up because there is a seal that is not being made, meaning that instead of filling the cistern, its running down into the pan. You get that annoying sound of the cistern filling up constantly. Correct? - by watson
- 11/12/2019 03:28PM
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You need a new flush valve seal. About £5. About 5 minutes to do. - by watson
, not a plumber. a CTO ITRW, but luckily, son of a plumber.
- 11/12/2019 03:29PM
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Find the right flush valve seal for your flush valve ( name will be stamped somewhere on the side ) for you brand of Khazi, google that make, follow the instructions. Don't be too heavy handed with the flush valve as you remove it as modern ones can be a bit flimsy. - by watson
, did not expect to be SIMB's plumbing expert today.
- 11/12/2019 03:38PM
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Yes but it's not as loud as you'd expect. - by CharlieChasEtc
- 11/12/2019 03:29PM
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To be honest mate I thought over there they still took a shit in a chamber pot and then flung it out of the upstairs windows? - by Balham
- 11/12/2019 03:26PM
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this happened to me but I just took all the bags of gear out and it worked again - by shanghai
nt
- 11/12/2019 03:23PM
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Sounds like you have done an oversized shit and you have blocked up the toilet, have to call the plumbers and face the embarrassment of them seeing how large your shit was as they find the offending stool - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 03:23PM
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Funnily enough I did manage to block it last week but it was with a cow pat rather than a huge log #Vegan4Ever - by CharlieChasEtc
- 11/12/2019 03:24PM
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The water supply is going into the cistern, but its not filling? If so, have youcgot a push button flush? These sometimes jam the flush open - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 03:15PM
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Pushbutton yes but it doesn't seem to be going into the cistern. I guess it must be if there's a trickle in the pan? I did think it had jammed the flusher thingy but I took the whole thing off and it's not jammed. I've been pissing on the shower for the last day and scooping out the bal at work. - by CharlieChasEtc
- 11/12/2019 03:23PM
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You would be able to see if there was water going into the cistern but flushing straight through to the pan. Try looking at the unit that allows water into the pan and check its closed properly (which sounds like it isnt). Im not expert but i had this very issue and it was because the flush button was not releasing after a flush, therefore the cistern didnt refill - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 03:26PM
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Cheers, Pimlico. - by CharlieChasEtc
- 11/12/2019 03:28PM
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Chelsea’s Frank Lampard wants strikers in January transfer window & has £150m to spend after embargo is lifted. - by c-spur
- 11/12/2019 03:05PM
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As said when they lifted the ban, sa goodbye to competing with them any further. We stood still when it mattered. - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 03:08PM
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I mean, given how cyclical football is that’s patently not true. Certainly in the mid to long term. But it does require a total change of strategy through the entire club and the removal of levy. Filthy fucking thieving cunt that he is. - by Balham
would change the manager too
- 11/12/2019 03:11PM
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Well I meant to say for the foreseeable future. - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 03:12PM
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Gotcha Rembrandt - by Balham
Giving you the wink and the gun
- 11/12/2019 03:15PM
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We always have - by MidlandYid
- 11/12/2019 03:09PM
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Same with the scouse. - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 03:08PM
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Mo > - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 02:53PM
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well Jeb is just going to love this. - by Horsham Spur
- 11/12/2019 03:33PM
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fuck sake, the mooing did me in. - by watson
, not my cup of tea, but at least you'd have enough Milk.
- 11/12/2019 03:12PM
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Ah, lovely - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 02:58PM
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Fucking hells bells - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 02:58PM
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Corrie > - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 02:47PM
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Tone....where's your Christmas cheer? - by orange
is quite proud of the lights :-)
- 11/12/2019 02:44PM
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makes simbing at my desk more noticeable mate - put it in the bar you can minimise - that's a lot better - by Tone
- 11/12/2019 02:53PM
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Makes sinning on the sly quite tough - by Skipper
- 11/12/2019 02:46PM
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There is that...I'll see what I can do - by orange
- 11/12/2019 02:50PM
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What's the worst thing you've done during/following a work Christmas party? - by GarlandGreene
- 11/12/2019 02:41PM
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My first ever one at 18...told the Managing Directors married PA I wanted to fuck her, went too far on Jack Daniels and Gear..went out afterwards on my own and got arrested at around 3am for being drunk and disorderly....none of that is the worst thing...the worst thing is believing my boss when he had told me everyone has to be in normal time...I went straight from the cells to my desk for about 8am...no-one else turned up until about midday to find me asleep at my desk, dishevelled and still in the previous nights clothes. - by MarkP
- 11/12/2019 03:10PM
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If loughton hadn’t befriended actual hobos, I’d declare this the winner. This is the most properly Tottenham though - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 03:32PM
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The mrs workmate who’s married with 2 kids had a bloke turn up from his closet grindr account and was grinding and Gyrating with him in front of all his work mates and got lobbed out of the venue, he then came out and moved to Congo to work and get scuttled by huge african length. - by Rumbles
- 11/12/2019 03:01PM
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Haha, that's lovely - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 03:02PM
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His surname was McGraw so was known then onwards as back door Mcagraw - by Rumbles
- 11/12/2019 03:03PM
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Had sex with a workmate on the bonnet of my bosses car. Coach pulled up to the venue and caught us as i was mid-thrust. - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 02:50PM
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What was his name, by the way? - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 02:58PM
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Smoking Crack with homeless people under Euston Bypass at 2am. - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 02:49PM
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Ha. mine was the marble arch one. - by Joeboy
- 11/12/2019 02:58PM
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I was there hero, by about 5am I had a dozen skag heads following me around as I drew out cash frmo various ATMs to buy rocks. I was like the pied fucking piper of bums that night. - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 03:02PM
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Haha, funny enough I ended up with s load of junkies smoking crack and heroin one year. I got home at 4pm the following day. - by somerset
blames the ket and absinthe sampled earlier in the evening.
- 11/12/2019 02:54PM
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Hahaha even better - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 02:52PM
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Gak on the sly, many comments about my enthusiastic dance floor style later in the evening. Silly boy. - by Skipper
- 11/12/2019 02:45PM
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well I went on a mo lounge rampage after the one last year, but I doubt that counts. So probably sleeping in a cupboard on the trading floor at Merrill’s circa 2006 - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 02:44PM
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TV binging fans. Upright and Frayed. Both Australian and both very entertaining. No idea what channel they're on though - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 02:39PM
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Upright - Sky Atlantic, Frayed - Sky One....I may be wrong. - by GarlandGreene
- 11/12/2019 02:42PM
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Cheddar (cave aged - tasted amazing), Stilton, Double Gloucester, Shropshire Blue, Cote Hill Blue ... keep it fairly classic for Christmas - by gdp
aware no-one asked
- 11/12/2019 02:27PM
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Gertle. I picked up some wonderful saucisson today, to accompany my cheese selection on boxing day. - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 02:51PM
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Whereabouts in Spitalfields? Will pay a visit next week - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 02:54PM
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Years ago I went on holiday to cheddar asks went to this cheese producer place. I bought some 15 year old cheddar. It was fucking mental stuff - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 02:33PM
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Thought you'd be more a Dairylea type of guy with your fucking tastebuds - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 02:41PM
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I'm as at home with a dairylea triangle or mini babybel as I am with a bit of halloumi or brie - by Dougal
- likes all cheese (except stilton)
- 11/12/2019 02:48PM
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Amazing...how can you not like Stilton?! - by Mil
- 11/12/2019 03:22PM
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Just don't. - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 03:29PM
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T shirt saying will fuck for cheddar? - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 02:33PM
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Haha. I probably would - by Dougal
- loves cheese
- 11/12/2019 02:34PM
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People are often disgusted by this but I dont like cheese. - by BHBen
- 11/12/2019 02:30PM
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I like a few. The smelly stuff or blue nonsense can get to fuck though. - by Joeboy
- 11/12/2019 02:41PM
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No thats not right. - by Skipper
- 11/12/2019 02:32PM
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My dad used to do one of those port in Stilton every year - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 02:30PM
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I'm allergic to red wine so that's off the menu - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 02:32PM
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Was it meant to be this? ... - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 02:15PM
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As she said mathandCOCK, her hand nearly brushed his winkle. - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 02:37PM
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haha space invader - by viveledaniel
- 11/12/2019 02:19PM
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bore off mate?! - by Mil
- 11/12/2019 02:17PM
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Post a link that fucking works mate - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 02:18PM
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what do you use ofr a.gif? - by Mil
- 11/12/2019 02:25PM
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The same as for pictures ... if you're got the right url - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 02:26PM
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - by Mil
- 11/12/2019 02:46PM
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Just post the twitter url straight into the message box with no other embedding you cunt! - by Bongoman
- 11/12/2019 02:53PM
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He said it was a gif? He means a gif on Twitter? What a c - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 02:53PM
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Haha he is special....but he's our special one. - by Bongoman
- 11/12/2019 02:54PM
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Well I think that went as well as everyone was expecting - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 02:52PM
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I went to the gym and had salad for lunch. Which is making me fancy sausages and cookies for dinner - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 01:40PM
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I had two pints of Peroni and some dry roasted peanuts. - by GarlandGreene
- 11/12/2019 02:24PM
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I had a burrito. It wasn't all that satisfying - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 02:23PM
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Heading out for some sausage now myself - by ntb
Or should I say bratwurst
- 11/12/2019 02:06PM
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Ive had a cunts day. Walked up to spitalfields to have a breather, bought some saucisson, got some biltong, walked past a school performing the nativity. Started singing ‘away in a manger’ and it nearly broke me. I need a break from work - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 02:01PM
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Get some cookies #mymate - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 02:11PM
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I know the feeling work is just relentless it looks like my boss is off from the end of next week that’s the light at the end of the tunnel - by muswell
- 11/12/2019 02:06PM
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Have u got much time off over xmas mate? - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 02:08PM
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I’ll do the usual work from home by clicking the mouse every few hours apart from that just the usual. My holiday gets reset on Jan 1st so 35 days to play with - by muswell
burned all his holiday on the CL run
- 11/12/2019 02:10PM
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Some fucking how I’ve managed to secure the 24th to the 2nd off - by JonnieB
has worked every day but three this year
- 11/12/2019 02:13PM
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Well deserved put your feet up and enjoy - by muswell
- 11/12/2019 02:15PM
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I’ve been to Paxton & Whitfield to buy Christmas cheese - by gdp
had vouchers that expired in 3 days
- 11/12/2019 01:45PM
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'I went to the gym and had salad for lunch' fits perfectly into Fairytale of New York. The rest not so well unfortunately :-/ - by c-spur
- 11/12/2019 01:42PM
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"They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold" - by Joeboy
Fucking loves the fairy tale of new York.
- 11/12/2019 01:25PM
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A fucking classic that I bought on 12" single when it first came out...so sad to see the politically correct brigade trying to get it banned from being played on the radio due to certain aspects of the lyrical content....nt - by MacNamarasBand
- 11/12/2019 02:43PM
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That Tory fact checking account should have a look at that song. - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 01:30PM
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No NYPD Choir either - by muswell
- 11/12/2019 01:35PM
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Martin Brennan to fill in? ;-) - by MarkP
- 11/12/2019 02:07PM
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Haha who else? - by muswell
- 11/12/2019 02:10PM
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The bastards. - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 01:59PM
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Is nobody aware of the likelihood that Bayern will field an experimental type of side as well? - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 01:22PM
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90 mins for Lo Celso please. - by Mil
- 11/12/2019 01:40PM
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He’s a dog with fleas mate, he’ll be gone by the summer - by Rumbles
Another wank signing by the world's worst chaircunt
- 11/12/2019 01:57PM
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Without having any clue about Bayerns squad, I do think that a Bayern experimental side will trounce our fringe players. - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 01:28PM
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Bayern usually don't do that. Look at their line up in last years final group game when they were through already >>> - by Quiet Yid
- 11/12/2019 01:27PM
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They hadn't secured top spot. - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 01:38PM
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2000 Miles by the Pretenders is good too. And the Wedding Present’s cover of Step Into Christmas - by JonnieB
- 11/12/2019 01:12PM
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Oops above was reply to this. Can and have listened to that song a million times. Brings back different memories each time... not of being touched by a relative or anything... just growing up. - by Joeboy
- 11/12/2019 01:27PM
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River by Joni Mitchell - by irishspur
- 11/12/2019 01:23PM
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I currently have Fairytale of New York stuck in my head driving me slightly manic. - by c-spur
- 11/12/2019 01:23PM
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Will you stop going on about The Wedding Present, you're never going to meet them. - by MidlandYid
- 11/12/2019 01:13PM
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That story about the girl who was stabbed to death in a road rage attack and then her new boyfriend attempting to kill one of the blokes that did it. There's definitely more to that story than meets the eye. - by Dougal
- reckons he looks proper dodgy
- 11/12/2019 01:03PM
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She had a new boyfriend after being stabbed to death? - by muswell
- 11/12/2019 01:20PM
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Hahahaha...I dont know what is more funny...you asking if the new boyfriend was AFTER she was stabbed to death or Dougal clarifying he was her new boyfriend just before she got stabbed..! nt - by MacNamarasBand
- 11/12/2019 02:47PM
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No, just before. He looks proper dodgy though where as the ex she had the kids with looks fairly respectable. - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 01:22PM
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Steady on there Mel & Kim - by MarkP
- 11/12/2019 01:24PM
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Tragic lonely Jeb>>> - by CharlieChasEtc
- 11/12/2019 01:00PM
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> - by Tragic lonely rockspider bet welching lying lefty cunt
- 11/12/2019 01:02PM
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No you were not canvassing in Wood Green so you can stop that straight away. What is this evidence you ask for? The most casual search will show the swings in this ward the last few years. Lynn Featherstone would still be MP had the Lib Dems not got into bed with the Tories. - by CharlieChasEtc
- 11/12/2019 01:26PM
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orange can you lose that shit light graphic please mate. - by Tone
- 11/12/2019 12:58PM
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you can close it off the arrow is there - by Mil
- 11/12/2019 01:02PM
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tech expert Mil to the rescue - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 01:06PM
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what's your favourite christmas song? the christmas song by nat king cole, and most magical time of the year by andy williams - by Tone
- 11/12/2019 12:56PM
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Karen Carpenter - Merry Christmas Darling is a beauty. - by ShelfsideDave
- 11/12/2019 01:16PM
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Santa Claus you cunt, Kevin bloody Wilson - by Tapas
Waiting for Heart Xmas to play it
- 11/12/2019 01:10PM
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I was born on Christmas day - St Etienne feat Tim Burgess - by Zoltar
- 11/12/2019 01:04PM
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I Believe in Father Christmas-Greg Lake - by Adders
- 11/12/2019 01:02PM
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Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) by Darlene Love. - by Col
- 11/12/2019 01:00PM
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i saw robbie williams destroy that on the royal variety last night, that geezer is such a cunt, how is he popular?? - by .TC.
- 11/12/2019 01:08PM
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Hate them all now. Most of my adult life the same 20 odd songs on repeat morning noon and night to instil “Xmas spirit” aka go and consume mindlessly - by shanghai
SLADE
- 11/12/2019 12:59PM
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i have that fucking slade tune. it's utterly awful - by Tone
- 11/12/2019 01:00PM
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It’s the worst one by far....just dreadful 70’s shit made by white people for white people - by shanghai
James Brown Christmas Songs and A Soulful Xmas pisses over all the MOR shit inflicted on us proles
- 11/12/2019 01:03PM
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Those awful bloody white people. - by RJM
- 11/12/2019 01:11PM
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Nat king cole for sure. The sally army were playing silent night at london bridge the other night and that was nice shakin stevens, but the version by the gommel in the oversized suit stood in the street - by Penge
- 11/12/2019 12:58PM
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Merry Xmas Everyone by Slade of course - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 12:58PM
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That’s by Shakin’ Stevens, the Slade song is Merry Christmas Everybody......you anti-Christmas filth - by JonnieB
- 11/12/2019 01:01PM
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Ah, both of them then - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 01:04PM
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I don’t think I like any - by Bingo Mo
- 11/12/2019 12:58PM
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how about lonely this christmas by elvis?? - by .TC.
- 11/12/2019 01:07PM
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That’s by Mud pretending to be Elvis - by JonnieB
- 11/12/2019 01:10PM
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Is that a christmas song? - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 01:01PM
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At the moment, it’s Wombling Merry Christmas, overall it’s probably Do They Know It’s Christmas - by JonnieB
- 11/12/2019 12:57PM
[0]
Santa Claus is coming to town by Bruce Springsteen - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 12:57PM
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T - "no cunt bothers" = all-time record of voter registration. You really do just talk uninformed bollocks all the time, don't you? - by Tragic lonely rockspider bet welching lying lefty cunt
- 11/12/2019 12:44PM
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He was talking about SIMB - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 12:47PM
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If you're looking for a bite, PM meet your address, and you'll get in in the flesh. Go bore someone else you weird female impersonating cunt. (nt) - by MisterT
- 11/12/2019 12:46PM
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Haha you really have nothing, do you? Get mugged off. Act the hard man. Repeat. You're identical to Balham but without the ability to use a tiny bit of power to think he's won an argument. Pathetic, thick cunt. - by Tragic lonely rockspider bet welching lying lefty cunt
- 11/12/2019 12:49PM
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*taps watch, checks PM* Guess they must've been lost along with those ones you told everyone on here you sent Balham offering to meet up? See that's they problem with being a total fantasist and bullshitter you end up cunting yourself off in the end as you struggle to keep up the web of deceit. (nt) - by MisterT
- 11/12/2019 01:00PM
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Will T & Balham be going on the list for the gulags when comrade Jezza is sworn in as supreme leader? Will you be keeping the Jews and Goy apart in separate camps? - by LoughtonSpur
- 11/12/2019 12:56PM
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You might be surprised to know that I, along with much of the Labour Party, are not as obsessed with Jews as many of them, and those who use them, seem to think. People are people and I don't distinguish or discriminate. It'll affect this election not one jot, due to people seeing it for the horrible falsehood that it is, designed to detract from the real racists trying to grab power. - by Tragic lonely rockspider bet welching lying lefty cunt
- 11/12/2019 01:00PM
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Those who use them eh - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 01:05PM
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Yep. Those who use them. - by Tragic lonely rockspider bet welching lying lefty cunt
- 11/12/2019 01:08PM
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He is quite hard. I could have him though, of course - by Dougal
- 11/12/2019 12:55PM
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He is fairly game as it goes, but a nice chap nonetheless. Come on now, it’s nearly Christmas and I’ve utterly given up - by JonnieB
leading a rousing chorus of the Holly and the Ivy
- 11/12/2019 12:53PM
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Apols, but I've never seen anything from him that's remotely nice. Just your standard issue internet bully with a big mouth and no brain cells to speak off. - by Tragic lonely rockspider bet welching lying lefty cunt
- 11/12/2019 12:55PM
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I meant in real life, really. This is all just words on the Internet - by JonnieB
is much shorter in real life
- 11/12/2019 12:56PM
[1]
To be fair though, all self references to the real world seems to imply him wanting to beat up other simbers there. - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 12:58PM
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Gazzaniga, Davies, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Foyth, Sissoko, Dier, Ndombele, Eriksen, Moura, Son - by Quiet Yid
- 11/12/2019 12:29PM
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Where's Tanganga? He looked so good in pre-season I was expecting him to have stepped up. Presumably he'll play for the kids later? - by GarlandGreene
- 11/12/2019 12:50PM
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Davies and Dombers are injured and haven't travelled. With Lloris and Vorm both injured I'm wondering if he'll risk Gazzaniga. - by Horsham Spur
- 11/12/2019 12:32PM
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Oh hadn't seen that. Going to be a tough old night. - by Quiet Yid
- 11/12/2019 12:34PM
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i would really like to see troy parrot start tonight, purely because its a dead rubber and i would like to see what the fuss is all about? - by .TC.
- 11/12/2019 12:30PM
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Me too, though I doubt Bayern Munich away is the ideal opportunity. - by Horsham Spur
- 11/12/2019 12:34PM
[1]
I think Mourhino will put out an even weaker team than the above but 5-0 seems right. - by Dan
- 11/12/2019 12:33PM
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Might as well - by gdp
- 11/12/2019 12:31PM
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5-0 Bayern - by Quiet Yid
- 11/12/2019 12:30PM
[1]
Suu Kyi that really is a spectacular fall from grace. - by CockneySpur
- 11/12/2019 12:28PM
[5]
Zoltar>>>>> - by CockneySpur
- 11/12/2019 12:21PM
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