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We should usher jane off to madrid or barca with our beat wishes. He deserves it all and whike uncle festers there its never going to happen - by GILLY - 14/11/2019 10:06PM [7]
Harry Jane - by GILLY - 14/11/2019 10:08PM [0]
Free fibre broadband with Labour, Corbs strikes again with proper policies - by viveledaniel - 14/11/2019 10:05PM [10]
Ahaaaahahahah, fuck me it's beautiful isn't it. They're gifting it to us mate. Gifting it :) - by SOCIALIST DOG WANKING NONCE WANKING DOG SOCIALIST DOG DOG WANKING NONCE DOG WANKING NONCE DOG SOCIALIST DOG - 14/11/2019 10:15PM [0]
Are you planning on voting? LD? - by SOCIALIST DOG WANKING NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE DOG NONCE WANKING DOG - 14/11/2019 10:23PM [2]
Ronaldo has scored 98 goals for Portugal - by Glassy - 14/11/2019 09:36PM [3]
“Slagging off”? How? - by Wobbly - 14/11/2019 10:19PM [0]
Joe Gomez getting booed just then? - by mango - 14/11/2019 09:11PM [1]
Good, scouse cunt - by ruff - 14/11/2019 09:12PM [0]
Fuck me he’s scored more goals for England than Shearer - by Wobbly - 14/11/2019 09:08PM [0]
Serious question is Var available in this game? - by curiosity - 14/11/2019 08:56PM [3]
No - by cunto - 14/11/2019 09:00PM [0]
I sometimes wonder if I’m overly harsh on Americans trying to get involved in football..but then one comes along and proves I’m totally correct in my assessment >> - by MarkP - 14/11/2019 08:45PM [92]
Spastic yank dyke shitcunt - by Tone - 14/11/2019 09:01PM [4]
hahaha ;-) - by Balham - 14/11/2019 09:17PM [0]
Haha - by Penge - 14/11/2019 09:09PM [0]
I don't think even Joeboy would - by MidlandYid - 14/11/2019 09:00PM [0]
Soccer blog queen @sbnation • member of @nwslmedia, @soccerreporters and @nlgja • - by Balham hahahahahaha. fucking "trans" - 14/11/2019 08:47PM [7]
Yes I saw that in my perusing earlier - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 08:46PM [1]
What a fucking retard eh? - by MarkP - 14/11/2019 08:50PM [4]
Oooooh, ladyboys - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 08:57PM [2]
What's a TERF? - by MidlandYid - 14/11/2019 09:13PM [4]
31 goals in 44 internationals for Kane. Absolute class. We don't deserve him. If he retires and hasn't won multiple league titles, the CL etc it will be a tragedy. Fucking Levy. - by Glassy - 14/11/2019 08:42PM [5]
That’s such an incredible strike rate, even if international football isn’t what it was. You’d have to be looking to leave this summer, if you were him - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 08:31PM [6]
Nah, he’s finished apparently >>>>> - by RickyTFC - 14/11/2019 08:45PM [39]
Ronaldo scored a few tonight - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 14/11/2019 08:42PM [2]
or two, in reality. Fewer than Kane. - by Balham - 14/11/2019 08:55PM [2]
Ronaldo scored 3 - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 14/11/2019 09:10PM [3]
not when you posted that. sit down dimlow. - by Balham - 14/11/2019 09:17PM [0]
Is he on 100 yet? - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 08:46PM [0]
Flat track bully it says 'ere - by ntb - 14/11/2019 08:40PM [1]
of course when he does go levy gets slung into Alan's acid bath hopefully. - by Balham really does despise that man - 14/11/2019 08:46PM [0]
Decent fulls backs and kane scores hattricks - by Penge - 14/11/2019 08:29PM [3]
Who fucking knew.... - by FrankW - 14/11/2019 08:31PM [9]
Showing these cunts a lot of respect here. - by Balham - 14/11/2019 08:26PM [0]
\o/ - by mango - 14/11/2019 08:22PM [2]
New Zealand beating Ireland at home. Which might explain our Troy parrot has got a game. - by .TC. - 14/11/2019 08:15PM [7]
It's a team of mostly u21s - by irishspur - 14/11/2019 08:29PM [0]
Cracking save from Pickford tbf - by gdp - 14/11/2019 08:13PM [1]
Yep. This could be 10 - by mango - 14/11/2019 08:15PM [0]
Sign him up - by mango - 14/11/2019 08:09PM [6]
Level with shearer on 30 - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 14/11/2019 08:10PM [0]
Limbs....>>>>> - by Penge - 14/11/2019 08:05PM [79]
Haha, limbs! - by .TC. - 14/11/2019 08:08PM [3]
“Came clutch” - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 08:07PM [3]
? - by Penge - 14/11/2019 08:16PM [2]
Isn’t that some weird Americanism? - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 08:21PM [2]
I fear #ourmate MarkP won’t like it one little bit. - by Balham has it down as the stuff of XG enthusiasts and M C of A - 14/11/2019 08:31PM [1]
Yep, he’ll be along in a minute - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 08:35PM [2]
'ere he is ;-) - by Balham - 14/11/2019 08:47PM [0]
We shall never speak of it again - by JonnieB - 14/11/2019 08:11PM [2]
I think that’s best - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 08:12PM [0]
Kane header - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 14/11/2019 08:04PM [0]
Parrot starts in tonight’s friendly - by GILLY - 14/11/2019 07:20PM [5]
Parrot starts in tonight’s friendly - by CockneySpur - 14/11/2019 07:27PM [5]
Parrot starts in tonight’s friendly. - by CockneySpur - 14/11/2019 07:27PM [8]
Hahaha - by Rumbles - 14/11/2019 07:39PM [1]
Finally 8-) - by CockneySpur - 14/11/2019 07:52PM [0]
I remember loving Modern Family, and I just thought it lost its way in later seasons. But I’m watching it back through now, and it’s not that good at all - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 07:16PM [2]
#decent quality copy of joker in the usual places lads - by Balham - 14/11/2019 07:10PM [3]
Haha I like Dan - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 07:16PM [0]
Did you enjoy it? - by viveledaniel - 14/11/2019 07:10PM [2]
I thought it was superb. - by Balham - 14/11/2019 07:12PM [1]
Doing the rounds tonight. All the locals. Starting in the 5 Horseshoes then onto the Horse and Groom. Then the White Horse then the black Horse. - by CockneySpur Likes Horses - 14/11/2019 07:06PM [0]
Troy Parrott starts for the full Ireland team tonight. - by Rob - 14/11/2019 06:51PM [4]
#eng team: Pickford, Alexander-Arnold, Stones, Maguire, Chilwell; Oxlade-Chamberlain, Winks, Mount; Sancho, Kane, Rashford ... not a bad young team that - by gdp not sure about Pickford - 14/11/2019 06:27PM [1]
All very misogynistic below. I don't approve - by Dougal - 14/11/2019 05:55PM [6]
So it’s a no from doogs - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:59PM [5]
I've thought about it and I can't think of a single occasion sadly - by Dougal - I've only really fancied one girl I've worked with and she had no interest at all - 14/11/2019 06:01PM [2]
Didn’t stop Jon - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 06:50PM [4]
Poor doogs - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 07:11PM [3]
It’s gonna be seething. - by FrankW - 14/11/2019 05:58PM [4]
haha......... again ;-) - by viveledaniel chalking this one post down as yet another victory - 14/11/2019 06:04PM [2]
Your heart isn’t in these any more is it #mymate ;-) - by Balham high fiving John curtice - 14/11/2019 06:14PM [1]
almost forgot this...... :-) - by viveledaniel - 14/11/2019 06:22PM [5]
Have you ever had sex with someone you work directly with? - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:24PM [16]
Hahah ffs. Whiffy - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 06:00PM [1]
How do you cup a head? - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:44PM [3]
Ha - by Jon - 14/11/2019 05:42PM [0]
Yes - by shanghai nt - 14/11/2019 05:38PM [2]
Of course, many times. nt - by fishlovinyid - 14/11/2019 05:36PM [3]
>>>>>>> - by fishlovinyid - 14/11/2019 05:52PM [40]
Haha a Norris. Fuck sake - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:55PM [0]
Yes, A mixed race gorl - by Rumbles - 14/11/2019 05:30PM [1]
What did she do? - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:31PM [3]
For Mo's "details", one of the receptionists was great. She was decorating the company reception one day before Christmas and I just joked "You can come and do my house too if you'd like", she literally turned up that evening in a tight red dress and when I was being tentatively "nice" about approaching her she had got bored of waiting and just came out with "So, are you going to do me, or what?" :o) ... The direct report was fantastic, though. German lass, no gag reflex, it would be in the company showers, take a lunchtime drive to a country road or her place, we played mixed football together and in the car in the car park afterwards, pretty much anything went too. Was a lunatic though, wanted a relationship ultimately but was the type who'd be in tears if you didn't return a call in five minutes, I never planned to stay at that company long anyway. - by Jon - 14/11/2019 05:46PM [1]
Shagged my boss after the Xmas party. - by cunto - 14/11/2019 05:28PM [0]
unfortunately not - by Tone - 14/11/2019 05:27PM [0]
Ah thats excellent - by RJM fingered a 36 year old colleague when he was 18 after the office christmas party once - 14/11/2019 05:30PM [6]
Haha - by RJM - 14/11/2019 05:35PM [0]
Hahaha. What? - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:29PM [1]
Haha, fantastic - by Jon - 14/11/2019 05:47PM [0]
*puffs cheeks out* - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:44PM [1]
Seven and two year sentences for the scum cunt who crushed the three year old boy with his car seat and his mum who watched and then lied to protect the bloke? Fuck right off is that justice. - by RJM - 14/11/2019 04:52PM [4]
Haha. Labour voters in action. Feral fucking vermin that they are ;-) - by Balham would allow toffs to hunt them on horseback with Rottweilers no problem at all - 14/11/2019 05:26PM [3]
I don't think so but I may be wrong. - by RJM - 14/11/2019 05:04PM [0]
Women should have the right to know what their male colleagues are being paid if they suspect pay discrimination, a gender equality charity has said. - by shanghai adding But men can help by simply telling female colleagues what they earn, - 14/11/2019 04:45PM [6]
Christ almighty you are brain dead - by Balham - 14/11/2019 05:11PM [0]
Get less pension as a result of those things. - by JR - 14/11/2019 05:09PM [0]
Haha fucking hells bells - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 04:58PM [2]
Haha, worst experience of my working career >>> - by Jon - 14/11/2019 05:24PM [16]
hahaha. I see what you did there - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:17PM [0]
Does an MD trying to Fuck - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:16PM [1]
I'm trying out some Sheepisms for the day - by Dougal - 14/11/2019 04:59PM [1]
Haha - by Jon - 14/11/2019 05:11PM [0]
Haha :) - by Bingo Mo - 14/11/2019 05:07PM [0]
Active shooter in Santa Clarita CA (nt) - by Yourconscience - 14/11/2019 04:42PM [7]
Bill Clinton - by Yourconscience - 14/11/2019 05:24PM [0]
Ooh, zombies - by Dougal - 14/11/2019 04:44PM [0]
That's they way they like it. - by RJM - 14/11/2019 04:43PM [0]
Thoughts and Prayers activated - by gdp - 14/11/2019 04:42PM [0]
Snigger >>> - by Glassy - 14/11/2019 04:34PM [46]
Why does he write mom? - by RJM with the important question - 14/11/2019 04:40PM [0]
Where do we stand on Mince Pies? - by shanghai Nt - 14/11/2019 04:28PM [16]
....fried Xmas pudding? - by shanghai First Stollen and now this - 14/11/2019 04:53PM [2]
Yep, nice way to have it boxing day. - by RJM - 14/11/2019 04:56PM [0]
Muck. Pot pourri pastry. - by Joeboy - 14/11/2019 04:41PM [0]
Awful. Xmas pudding is also terrible shit. - by Balham - 14/11/2019 04:39PM [4]
Haha....it is but fuck me you have to have some - by shanghai its Christmas! - 14/11/2019 04:50PM [1]
This is exactly what I’m after. The supermarket ones are a bit shit. - by shanghai Has been Stollen shamed - 14/11/2019 04:47PM [2]
I'll send you 6 Shanghai. nt - by fishlovinyid - 14/11/2019 05:17PM [0]
Rank pieces of shit. - by JR - 14/11/2019 04:38PM [2]
Hahaha - by Mil - 14/11/2019 04:40PM [0]
Love the lattice ones. Ive done a pack so far. - by Mil - 14/11/2019 04:37PM [5]
>> - by Mil - 14/11/2019 04:39PM [8]
And these >>>>>>>>>>> - by Mil - 14/11/2019 04:39PM [10]
... today - by Jon - 14/11/2019 04:37PM [3]
Vile - by Dougal - 14/11/2019 04:35PM [0]
Bloody love ‘em - by gdp - 14/11/2019 04:29PM [1]
Intriguing new angle - by shanghai Is googling Stollen, isn’t as European as I’d like - 14/11/2019 04:36PM [3]
Even I've had Stollen - by CockneySpur Brexit means Brexit - 14/11/2019 04:42PM [1]
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