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Sleep pattern fucked, anyone else? - by GILLY - 03/04/2020 01:19AM [4]
Bit of good news at least. Went out at 8pm whole street out. Neighbour who got taken away is back. Had symptoms but came back negative fuck knows what it was. Cheered me up no end that he’s back with his wife and kids 8-) - by CockneySpur - 03/04/2020 12:49AM [3]
Nice one. - by ruff - 03/04/2020 12:52AM [3]
Little things mate little things - by CockneySpur - 03/04/2020 12:54AM [3]
Majority of PL clubs want 2019-20 season played to conclusion & are scrambling for ideas to do so - one suggestion was to explore feasibility of completing campaign abroad, with China mooted be likely to be dismissed - by Penge - 02/04/2020 10:37PM [11]
hahaha - by Rumbles - 02/04/2020 10:40PM [1]
And on April Fools day generally. - by RJM - 02/04/2020 10:43PM [3]
i lost a day somewhere :D - by ruff - 02/04/2020 10:46PM [5]
Easily done at the moment! - by RJM - 02/04/2020 10:53PM [1]
Nick Cowan @nicktheyid61 I think the abuse aimed at Daniel Levy has gone beyond what is acceptable, people have soon forgotten the good he has done for the club and also the devastating effects this type of abuse can have on the victims #mentalhealth #carolineflack 9.57pm · 2 Apr 2020 - by Rumbles - 02/04/2020 10:20PM [15]
wow. Hold on. Is this a rumbles special? - by Penge - 02/04/2020 10:24PM [2]
Sandra Bullock early 90s was lovely - by Rumbles is watching Demolition Man - 02/04/2020 10:14PM [3]
THST are not making a statement about Levy until they have carried out a further investigation...........sound familiar - by shanghai *cough* *investigation* *cough* *anti semitism* - 02/04/2020 10:13PM [4]
Mo, BT Sport 3 - Jones v Cormier. Full card replay. - by ruff - 02/04/2020 09:06PM [1]
sleep well, sweet princess - by ruff - 02/04/2020 09:23PM [3]
Wtf? - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 09:39PM [6]
NTB to this post. - by FrankW - 02/04/2020 09:46PM [3]
u wot? #mym8 - by ntb - 02/04/2020 10:05PM [4]
Jose Mourinho's transfer hopes are in grave danger as Tottenham get set to reduce summer's budget - by shanghai cut and pasted - 02/04/2020 08:54PM [10]
not renewing. decided today. - by ruff - 02/04/2020 09:24PM [5]
im still undecided....if I don't tapeworm wins - by shanghai nt - 02/04/2020 09:28PM [2]
I think that’s pretty much enough for me, ready to turn it all in and fuck the ST off. - by Rumbles aware that as soon as this happens Spurs get sold to the UAE royal - 02/04/2020 09:11PM [2]
Imagine my surprise - by Dougal - 02/04/2020 09:04PM [0]
6.6 million newly unemployed in a week in the United States, holy shitballs. - by RJM - 02/04/2020 08:42PM [9]
Bloody hell that's terrible. What a mess. - by RJM - 02/04/2020 11:03PM [1]
^^^worked^^^. nt - by fishlovinyid - 02/04/2020 09:23PM [0]
Probably is for working age population? - by RJM - 02/04/2020 09:07PM [3]
That too! - by Bingo Mo - 02/04/2020 09:08PM [2]
(I might be wrong here btw) - by Bingo Mo - 02/04/2020 09:01PM [2]
VDV, Modric, Bale. Sublime :( - by Penge - 02/04/2020 08:33PM [3]
Sublime was shit. - by FrankW - 02/04/2020 08:40PM [2]
Cheers for all the condolences, feel a bit embarrassed now that I've killed the board. Please go back to Simb on Simb its what he would have wanted :) - by Crowley Its a toss up between 13th warrior or Split Second for best film ever - 02/04/2020 08:02PM [8]
Would he have fucked janine from eastenders? - by Penge - 02/04/2020 08:14PM [4]
Sorry to hear that! - by Rob - 02/04/2020 08:04PM [12]
No need to be sorry, they're great films - by Crowley - 02/04/2020 08:10PM [3]
ha, boom-tish - by ntb - 02/04/2020 08:16PM [1]
just cos they're shit choices - by ntb the answer is lock, stock of course - 02/04/2020 08:09PM [9]
OI! - by Crowley - 02/04/2020 08:14PM [2]
green street and rise of the foot soldier y c - by shanghai nt - 02/04/2020 08:11PM [3]
thought you prefer Snatch :D - by ruff - 02/04/2020 08:11PM [3]
rise of the GUNT:SIX 2 MIDNIGHT :D - by ntb - 02/04/2020 08:16PM [2]
Fuck off Rob, you C! - by ruff - 02/04/2020 08:05PM [4]
;-) - by Rob - 02/04/2020 10:39PM [2]
This clapping for carers thing is the equivalent of those mongs who started throwing their beer in the air at the world cup. Look at me cunts. - by MidlandYid - 02/04/2020 07:56PM [10]
You're clapping for me, sort of(nt) - by Yourconscience - 02/04/2020 08:50PM [2]
Keep yer Alan's on ruffler - by ntb - 02/04/2020 08:57PM [2]
Haha - by Penge - 02/04/2020 08:14PM [2]
Still not a peep in Mo Close - by Bingo Mo - 02/04/2020 08:01PM [4]
oh - by viveledaniel edges away from the balcony - 02/04/2020 07:58PM [2]
1st Covid-19 death in the family here, my cousin was in his 60's in cancer remission after having gone through months of gruelling treatment. Lifelong Spurs supporter and a good bloke. - by Crowley - 02/04/2020 07:42PM [13]
Sorry to hear that(nt) - by Yourconscience - 02/04/2020 08:51PM [2]
Sorry mate. - by Frost - 02/04/2020 08:07PM [1]
Condolences fella. Sad news. - by ruff - 02/04/2020 07:57PM [2]
Sorry to hear that mate. - by MidlandYid - 02/04/2020 07:56PM [2]
Sad news, sorry for your loss - by viveledaniel - 02/04/2020 07:55PM [2]
Condolences to you and yours. - by MarkP - 02/04/2020 07:51PM [1]
Awful stuff, condolences Crowley - by ntb - 02/04/2020 07:45PM [2]
Shit sorry to hear that mate - by Penge - 02/04/2020 07:44PM [1]
Sorry to hear that mate. - by RJM - 02/04/2020 07:42PM [0]
7:30pm BT sport 3 - spurs vs inter - the night bale destroyed maicon - by Penge - 02/04/2020 07:26PM [7]
who is number 8? Sandro? - by ruff - 02/04/2020 07:55PM [5]
oh, hundredstone - by ruff - 02/04/2020 07:55PM [0]
This Mandalorian is shit. Who said it was good? - by Bingo Mo - 02/04/2020 07:21PM [13]
I really like it. - by RickyV - 02/04/2020 08:32PM [2]
There’s no plot. He’s just walking about, acting grumpy. Shooting things - by Bingo Mo And what’s the difference between Sunday night and any other night at the moment? - 02/04/2020 07:34PM [5]
Cockney - by ruff - 02/04/2020 07:22PM [2]
Dave - by ntb - 02/04/2020 07:22PM [2]
Dack/Jamie/Scissors/Nevada. You are spot on with Jaws. Best. Movie. Ever. - by Dougal - 02/04/2020 07:07PM [7]
They’re not all Dack mate, it’s Rich Pond etc. - by Rumbles despairs - 02/04/2020 07:11PM [4]
Who is Rich Pond? - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 07:21PM [2]
Dave is - by ntb - 02/04/2020 07:22PM [5]
not in my 2km radius #son - by ntb - 02/04/2020 07:30PM [3]
You live in Tallaght aicmfp - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 07:31PM [2]
Really mate!!!!?! - by Rumbles - 02/04/2020 07:13PM [2]
Haha, I'm sure that last bit isn;t true - by Dougal - 02/04/2020 07:10PM [4]
He's trying oot his new theory #son - by ntb - 02/04/2020 07:13PM [2]
The recent one in Dubai is the best one. - by Balham - 02/04/2020 07:12PM [3]
ok Dave - by ntb - 02/04/2020 07:13PM [3]
cooking hello freeeeesssssshhhh ‘ere son - by Balham cozy blazer - 02/04/2020 07:14PM [3]
I've got the OHT in 'ere rady #mym8 - by ntb HHWTM - 02/04/2020 07:18PM [2]
Dele >>>>> - by Rumbles - 02/04/2020 06:55PM [67]
CV19 testing, about 30% false negatives. There is almost no point in doing the tests. - by nevada - 02/04/2020 06:48PM [2]
I see it’s gone weird on ‘ere again, it’s to be expected. - by Rumbles - 02/04/2020 06:41PM [4]
How? - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 06:47PM [4]
Haha what?? - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 06:58PM [2]
Alrite Dave? - by ntb - 02/04/2020 06:54PM [3]
Do some blockings then you mincer. - by RJM - 02/04/2020 06:46PM [6]
hahaha oh hello - by ntb - 02/04/2020 07:12PM [2]
Get over it reg for fuck sake - by Bingo Mo - 02/04/2020 07:07PM [6]
No, no. This has to be encouraged :-0 - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 07:10PM [6]
Actually yes you’re right. What the fuck am I doing - by Bingo Mo Loves simb on simb - 02/04/2020 07:13PM [5]
Hahaha. Sorry - by Bingo Mo - 02/04/2020 07:21PM [2]
arf - by ntb - 02/04/2020 06:54PM [2]
haha - by viveledaniel - 02/04/2020 06:47PM [2]
So that black guy in the memes .... apart from many other things “ where he was a "bull," a dom who would have consensual sex with women in front of their partners, cuckolding the men. ” - by Bingo Mo Any simbers? - 02/04/2020 06:32PM [10]
James - by Jamie Changed to Dack in 3,2,1... - 02/04/2020 06:38PM [6]
Just watched a youtube video of Tommy Robinson speaking at the Oxford Union from a few years back. I think I may have misjudged the man. - by nevada thought he was some neonazi - 02/04/2020 06:21PM [12]
alright Dave - by shanghai nt - 02/04/2020 06:24PM [10]
Fat, sweaty Jason - by Jamie channelling the ghost of Barnesy - 02/04/2020 06:33PM [11]
Re: Fat, sweaty Jason - by nevada Barnsey... you know that demented old soak must be on some ventilator now - 02/04/2020 06:35PM [4]
eh? - by nevada - 02/04/2020 06:25PM [2]
So they’ve got a test which can tell if you have had corona. Surely now is the time to invest again? - by Dafyd Ginola - 02/04/2020 06:15PM [3]
Mo》 - by Frost - 02/04/2020 06:13PM [31]
>>>> - by Bingo Mo - 02/04/2020 06:33PM [15]
The independent brewer BrewDog is considering reformulating hand sanitiser made at its distillery in Aberdeenshire after its initial batch was turned down by a local hospital because it did not meet medical standards. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 02/04/2020 05:55PM [9]
Too much canine urine?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 02/04/2020 06:08PM [2]
I’m into the hazy Jane at the mom - by RickyV - 02/04/2020 06:05PM [7]
Me too, but I always end up signing Baby Jane by Rod Stewart after a couple of pints - by viper obviously replaces Baby with Hazy - 02/04/2020 06:09PM [4]
10% alcohol, 90% nonce juice? - by Penge - 02/04/2020 05:58PM [1]
Jaws 9.9/10 - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 05:41PM [9]
torrents? - by ntb - 02/04/2020 05:43PM [2]
Actually I shouldn't moan. Slow braised cottage pie topped with cheese a side of Kale. - by CockneySpur - 02/04/2020 05:34PM [2]
Get on with the press conference - by viveledaniel tapping non existent watch on wrist - 02/04/2020 05:23PM [3]
Talking about player wages & clubs behaving poorly - with nice aerial shot of Levy’s lair in the background. - by c-spur - 02/04/2020 05:09PM [10]
On the BBC news. - by c-spur - 02/04/2020 05:10PM [2]
Train to Busan 8/10 - by viveledaniel - 02/04/2020 05:08PM [2]
So today I'm sending myself a letter as I'm being furloughed. Of course the wife wants me to sort out her Self Employment concerns. I've told her time and time again that she can't register on the fucking scheme until the portal is up and running. Now she's asking if she can have Universal Credit. Dear God I've explained it would have to be a joint application and that I am still being paid all be it at 80% for the foreseeable. I've now told her to get on the fucking iMac and do it herself instead of cooking and playing candy crush. I do love her dearly but utterly fucking helpless in some regards. - by CockneySpur Working out 80% of her Self Employment profit over the last 3 years. "Whats taxable Profit"? I give up. - 02/04/2020 04:49PM [9]
Haha. I said the other day I have the ex living with me through this so she can be with the kids and we were getting on fairly well. I'm working most days still. They put a film on the other day in the room I use as an office, I was okay with this, but they then all separately got up and left to do other things, so I turned it off. She came in about 40 minutes later and asked why I'd switched it off, "Because you'd all left and I wanted some quiet" say I. She says they were "watching it" and when I point out this is clearly not true, she says they wanted to still be able to pop in and "see what was going on"... They're all fucking insane! Ignoring the fact there is a TV in every room and a centralised media system that lets them shove what they were watching into a different room anyway. Sent to test us. - by Jon - 02/04/2020 05:23PM [5]
Haha ;-) - by Balham - 02/04/2020 05:32PM [1]
Hahaha. Sorry mate shouldn’t laugh - by Bingo Mo - 02/04/2020 05:16PM [3]
I'll take her off your hands mate - by Jamie has seen pics - 02/04/2020 05:22PM [5]
It's a compliment:-0 - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 05:34PM [3]
Hahahaha - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 05:40PM [3]
Your fault. Your Twiiter. - by Jamie - 02/04/2020 05:41PM [0]
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