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How annoying was that lead engineer! - by ruff - 23/07/2019 02:24AM [0]

Christ >> - by mango - 22/07/2019 08:08PM [184]
He’s developmentally disabled, I believe - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 09:33PM [5]
Maybe he is a significantly younger twin? - by muswell - 22/07/2019 10:15PM [0]
Haha - by RJM - 22/07/2019 08:28PM [4]
The fuck did you just make me watch - by Tone - 22/07/2019 08:23PM [1]
That’s me in the beret at the back - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 08:14PM [4]
Losing your religion? - by mango - 22/07/2019 08:16PM [2]
Exactly - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 08:16PM [6]

What :-( - by Dan - 22/07/2019 08:20PM [5]
Haha dear oh dear. Poor big Vincent - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 08:16PM [8]
fucks sake penge>>>> - by RickyTFC - 22/07/2019 08:15PM [153]
Not a SIMBer that hasn’t had a bit of cunting from you I don’t think Ricky. - by Balham saw you got a bit back earlier mind you - 22/07/2019 08:27PM [4]
Ah man. Fuck these assholes - by Penge - 22/07/2019 08:24PM [1]
Ah bums - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 08:17PM [3]
*there - by GarlandGreene - 22/07/2019 08:04PM [0]
Hahaha arriba! ;-) - by Balham - 22/07/2019 08:02PM [0]

I won’t drink it again - by ShelfsideDave - 22/07/2019 07:48PM [0]
>>> - by CurioCT - 22/07/2019 07:48PM [27]
That stuff is delicious - by Block27 - 22/07/2019 07:55PM [1]
I did that when AB InBev bought them out - by gdp *didn’t* - 22/07/2019 07:20PM [0]
Camden Hells lager. Its shit. - by RJM - 22/07/2019 06:55PM [5]
Will not be ordering that puddle of aids - by Penge - 22/07/2019 07:00PM [1]
No more though, right? Its vermin juice. - by RJM no JVC VCRs in the 90s either - 22/07/2019 07:00PM [0]

Not far off tbf - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 07:20PM [0]
Hahaha wonderful ;-) - by Balham - 22/07/2019 06:38PM [0]

Dim Dumbs everyone. Dim Dumbs - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 05:21PM [5]

Gilly........... - by viveledaniel - 22/07/2019 04:46PM [59]

ooh well done Tone, who was the other one? - by Oxon - 22/07/2019 04:28PM [6]
there were only 3 - by Tone - 22/07/2019 04:43PM [3]
i think i'm going to have to watch it again - by Tone - 22/07/2019 04:58PM [3]
look at 6 mins in ;) - by Oxon - 22/07/2019 05:05PM [3]
good point well made - by RickyTFC - 22/07/2019 05:51PM [4]
....... - by Penge - 22/07/2019 04:38PM [47]

100% - by .TC. - 22/07/2019 04:31PM [1]
Still better than Hercules or The Goat - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 04:16PM [1]

"My cherie amour..." - by HH - 22/07/2019 04:19PM [5]
good to see he had a full battery for most of the production - by Oxon aware he probably planned it for weeks, the old rogue - 22/07/2019 04:07PM [1]
'it's really naughty'........was, I believe, the next line - by JonnieB and exit pursued by a bear - 22/07/2019 04:04PM [3]
haha. no wives! - by Balham - 22/07/2019 04:04PM [0]
Hahaha. It’s been a good day today - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 04:03PM [2]
Cracking top bollocks on her though - by MidlandYid - 22/07/2019 04:50PM [2]
Agreed - by viveledaniel - 22/07/2019 04:55PM [1]

Pompeo on Iran’s capture of British-flagged tanker: Up to ‘United Kingdom to take care of their ships’ >>>> - by HendrixNY ..seems the ‘special relationship’ is officially out the window then! - 22/07/2019 03:58PM [43]
fucking warmongering shit cunts - by Oxon - 22/07/2019 04:11PM [2]
I see Lou has been consorting with Beto O'Rourke - by JonnieB Elizabeth Warren loyal - 22/07/2019 04:05PM [2]
As I remember it, you were Bernie loyal last time around. What happened? Too old? Same record over and over? - by HendrixNY ..meant Bernie too old, not you. Although, saying that..................;-) - 22/07/2019 04:53PM [3]
Fuck America, frankly. - by RJM and much of the UK - 22/07/2019 04:04PM [7]

Old Greald can sink a pint or two - by JonnieB following his German adventures on Twitter - 22/07/2019 03:53PM [4]
Flying tomorrow evening that is - by gdp - 22/07/2019 03:59PM [1]

She’s too dark for my liking. She had purple bits - by Bingo Mo Racist - 22/07/2019 03:54PM [5]
its magnificent - by Oxon wonders if the identity of the 2 women was ever revealed - 22/07/2019 03:53PM [5]
Only thing I remember was it was very poorly lit - by Joeboy Not the only thing obviously - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [1]
it was filmed on a Nokia 8210, there isn't an HD version. - by Balham thinks old Leslie has a fairly unimpressive schmeckel - 22/07/2019 03:54PM [0]
good point. - by Mil FUCK OFF JaneRTy - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [1]

enjoying I had a trial once - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [4]
We'll buy him in 5 years when he's 18 - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [1]

SIMB still has it, on occasion. - by Balham - 22/07/2019 03:44PM [1]
Probably still my ‘go to’ video that. - by FrankW - 22/07/2019 03:43PM [5]
I don't think I've ever seen it - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [1]

He’s got a foot long cock - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:50PM [2]
Did she? Why didn’t she get it fixed - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:55PM [2]
The idle rich - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 03:56PM [1]


your obligation is to return the house how you entered it on your first day, you need to get painting son - by Oxon aware that some wear and tear is accepted - 22/07/2019 03:38PM [1]
I worry how this will end. nt - by NTY looks at his office, looks at five homeless Cohen's, looks at Bal, looks at nothing - 22/07/2019 03:39PM [9]
They can move in with you - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 22/07/2019 03:55PM [2]
Hahaha - by RJM - 22/07/2019 04:13PM [1]
And offer him some nectar points - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 03:36PM [3]
ha ha ha - by Oxon actually did ha ha ha - 22/07/2019 03:37PM [1]

Dog breeders wank dogs off - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:28PM [3]
A very good point - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:33PM [1]
Hahaha, you posh lot are odd. - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:33PM [2]
im not even posh, I'm middle clarse. - by Balham would of course use titmuss' shit for toothpaste - 22/07/2019 03:34PM [2]

We. Are. Fucked. >> - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:15PM [96]
Brexit means brexit - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:26PM [1]
Corbs wants more planes and ships :-) - by viveledaniel - 22/07/2019 03:24PM [2]
hahaha you what? citation needed ;-) - by Balham unless you mean of the airfix variety, the thick nazi cunt - 22/07/2019 03:25PM [2]
im absolutely certain you've just invented that ;-) - by Balham aware he'd have the actual cast (what's left of it) of dads army and nothing else if he coulc - 22/07/2019 03:42PM [1]
We'll have another aircraft carrier soon. - by RJM - 22/07/2019 03:17PM [2]

Fuck me mate..we all make mistakes, but 11 credit cards?!!!?! Thats really sticking your head in the sand. - by Mil has a mate who got into 50k of debt, went bankrupt, knocked everyone for the lot and now has a hotel. - 22/07/2019 03:34PM [1]
You don't have your health - by JonnieB has seen pictures - 22/07/2019 03:32PM [1]
actually I don't feel that sad - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:29PM [3]
hahah - by Tone - 22/07/2019 03:37PM [1]
Haha - by Jon - 22/07/2019 03:34PM [1]
oh well - by Balham likes the concept of personal responsibility - 22/07/2019 03:17PM [3]
ha - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:18PM [1]

Penge> - by Jeb - 22/07/2019 03:11PM [26]
Thank you for the recommendation Jeb - by Penge - 22/07/2019 03:14PM [5]

He’s just signed for Barca - by ruff - 22/07/2019 03:16PM [1]

good, pointless shitcunt. welcome Giovanni. - by Balham - 22/07/2019 02:57PM [5]
Because those massive deformed dogs have loads of stuff wrong with them because they are hugely inbred much like yourself - by Dougal - sees you as one of those miracle vegetable children that were born with only 3% of their brains and aren't expected to live beyond a month - 22/07/2019 03:12PM [6]
They are not inbred. - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:16PM [1]
Actual “pah” at my desk there - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:14PM [1]
hahaha - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:14PM [1]
Haha, agreed - by RJM - 22/07/2019 03:05PM [1]

i was in sports direct yesterday, and was surprised to see them selling the kids size new kits for £40 instead of £45 from spurs - by Tone was looking for the kids and not for himself, you cheeky cunt midland - 22/07/2019 02:44PM [3]

NFE>> - by GILLY - 22/07/2019 02:20PM [79]
thats a secured loan? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 22/07/2019 02:54PM [1]
why don't you lend it to him mate? ;-) - by Balham mischievous smiley - 22/07/2019 02:26PM [0]
Re: NFE>>>>> - by NFE - 22/07/2019 02:25PM [41]

Spit in their faces - by MarkP - 22/07/2019 02:31PM [0]
They do a fairly straight up lager - by gdp - 22/07/2019 02:29PM [4]
Hahaha - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:11PM [0]
'My Hell Hell' by Kerry Katona - by RJM - 22/07/2019 02:45PM [2]
Hahaha! - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:11PM [1]
haha - by Tone - 22/07/2019 02:44PM [0]
Wheelchairs are council - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:35PM [5]
Lemon? That is madness - by Horsham Spur - 22/07/2019 02:30PM [1]
The current Bud Light advert is along this theme. - by Horsham Spur realises of course that Bud Light is no great shakes - 22/07/2019 02:27PM [2]
In ere >>> - by Horsham Spur - 22/07/2019 02:29PM [13]
that's a point, where's gerry today? - by Tone - 22/07/2019 02:24PM [0]
Hahaha - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:20PM [0]

Bubbles>>>>> - by GILLY - 22/07/2019 02:16PM [17]

canteen not up to much today #mymate? ;-) - by Balham had a #decent pork katsu there the other week - 22/07/2019 02:24PM [0]
BBQ in the garden. - by FrankW - 22/07/2019 02:17PM [0]
Wait a minute. Soldiers? - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:13PM [2]
hehe - by Horsham Spur - 22/07/2019 02:36PM [0]
Chicken escalope bap. 2 cans of coke - by Joeboy - 22/07/2019 01:54PM [0]
What did you eat (polite comma) #mymate - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:00PM [3]
Not if you do it like a seal - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 02:16PM [3]
Haha ffs - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:17PM [0]
haha living your best life ;-) - by c-spur - 22/07/2019 02:10PM [0]
haha - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 02:07PM [0]
Hahaha. Excellent work there - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 02:05PM [3]
*kids, *park - by Penge - 22/07/2019 02:04PM [0]
chicken salad. - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 01:52PM [0]

nonce chat - utterly pointless contact>>> - by CurioCT - 22/07/2019 01:21PM [97]
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