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Too much ice cream and cookies :( - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 05:33PM [1]

Balham in case you don’t scroll >> - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 05:32PM [16]

And he fucked a pig - by Penge - 11/12/2019 05:30PM [0]
fucking hell mate. :-/ - by Balham thinks two Es at A level despite being privately educated would certainly make someone a fucking idiot. thats just for a start. - 11/12/2019 05:01PM [3]
spoiling my ballot 'ere - by Balham might take some watercolours into the booth with me - 11/12/2019 05:04PM [4]

whats the worst thing you have ever been ripped off over or that you have been conned into? (aside from spurs season tickets) - by shanghai looking at second hand bikes and waiting to get fucked over - 11/12/2019 04:40PM [9]
Hahaha fuck!! - by Penge - 11/12/2019 05:14PM [0]
Haha only days mate? - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 04:56PM [2]
lending MO money. - by .TC. - 11/12/2019 04:48PM [2]
:) - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 04:49PM [0]
ha ha did you ever get it back? - by Skipper - 11/12/2019 04:49PM [1]
haha - by shanghai nt - 11/12/2019 04:49PM [0]
Ha-ha - by gdp - 11/12/2019 04:47PM [0]
I lost £1700 to a bookie who went into receivership - by viveledaniel should've gone round their offices and demanded the money with menace before they went under - 11/12/2019 04:44PM [5]
Never even heard of them tbf - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 04:59PM [1]
haha happy times ;-) - by viveledaniel - 11/12/2019 05:09PM [0]
my last spurs membership - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/12/2019 04:42PM [0]
Getting fucking married. - by GILLY - 11/12/2019 04:41PM [1]
how's the Dunkel? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/12/2019 04:42PM [0]

Saucisson and cheese.......Saaaaf. - by Mil fancies it right now with a large glass of red. - 11/12/2019 04:38PM [2]

you should read more media than just guido #mymate ;-) - by Balham saw bastani and the nazi from the canary retweeting a poll posted by britain erects yesterday - 11/12/2019 04:40PM [1]
Probably pissed themselves - by gdp - 11/12/2019 04:38PM [1]

hahaha - by Tone - 11/12/2019 05:15PM [0]
Hahaha - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 04:33PM [0]
Haha - by RJM - 11/12/2019 04:30PM [2]
no - by Tone has never needed to hide for any reason - 11/12/2019 04:25PM [2]
No. - by GILLY To the point. - 11/12/2019 04:22PM [2]
Alain Frost might - by Zoltar - 11/12/2019 04:26PM [1]
Lew-ice Hamilton? - by RJM - 11/12/2019 04:29PM [1]
david cool-tard? - by Balham - 11/12/2019 04:31PM [3]
Damon Chill - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 04:34PM [1]
Not really hiding though is it - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 04:39PM [0]

Doubtful, but as I've said all along I think they're going to prevent a Tory majority. - by RJM is willing to be proved wrong though - 11/12/2019 04:04PM [0]
Bit hysterical? - by gdp - 11/12/2019 04:06PM [2]
Which bits? - by RJM - 11/12/2019 04:17PM [1]
Mass Nationalisation. - by LoughtonSpur - 11/12/2019 04:34PM [0]
haha. I use that one on the odd occasion you know ;-) - by Balham more so since bunnings changed to homebase and so no more sausage sizzles - 11/12/2019 04:05PM [0]
Which they'll lose again - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 04:23PM [0]
where was it - nuremberg? - by Tone - 11/12/2019 03:48PM [0]
They were waiting for Qriously - by gdp - 11/12/2019 03:49PM [0]
Call the police then :-) - by Balham - 11/12/2019 03:49PM [0]

What do you want to know? - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 03:53PM [2]
>>> - by Balham - 11/12/2019 03:57PM [12]
>>>> - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 04:11PM [8]

You need a new flush valve seal. About £5. About 5 minutes to do. - by watson , not a plumber. a CTO ITRW, but luckily, son of a plumber. - 11/12/2019 03:29PM [3]
Cheers, Pimlico. - by CharlieChasEtc - 11/12/2019 03:28PM [0]
Hahaha - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 03:25PM [0]

Gotcha Rembrandt - by Balham Giving you the wink and the gun - 11/12/2019 03:15PM [0]
We always have - by MidlandYid - 11/12/2019 03:09PM [0]
Same with the scouse. - by RJM - 11/12/2019 03:08PM [0]

Mo > - by LoughtonSpur - 11/12/2019 02:53PM [75]
well Jeb is just going to love this. - by Horsham Spur - 11/12/2019 03:33PM [0]
fuck sake, the mooing did me in. - by watson , not my cup of tea, but at least you'd have enough Milk. - 11/12/2019 03:12PM [0]
Ah, lovely - by Dan - 11/12/2019 02:58PM [0]
Fucking hells bells - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 02:58PM [0]

Corrie > - by LoughtonSpur - 11/12/2019 02:47PM [24]

Tone....where's your Christmas cheer? - by orange is quite proud of the lights :-) - 11/12/2019 02:44PM [3]
Makes sinning on the sly quite tough - by Skipper - 11/12/2019 02:46PM [4]
There is that...I'll see what I can do - by orange - 11/12/2019 02:50PM [0]

Haha YES! - by Penge - 11/12/2019 03:14PM [0]
Haha, that's lovely - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 03:02PM [2]
What was his name, by the way? - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 02:58PM [0]
HHaha - by Bingo Mo #thrust - 11/12/2019 02:51PM [0]
Ha. mine was the marble arch one. - by Joeboy - 11/12/2019 02:58PM [0]
Hahahaha - by Rumbles - 11/12/2019 02:57PM [2]
Haha, funny enough I ended up with s load of junkies smoking crack and heroin one year. I got home at 4pm the following day. - by somerset blames the ket and absinthe sampled earlier in the evening. - 11/12/2019 02:54PM [0]
Hahaha even better - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 02:52PM [0]


I'm as at home with a dairylea triangle or mini babybel as I am with a bit of halloumi or brie - by Dougal - likes all cheese (except stilton) - 11/12/2019 02:48PM [4]
Amazing...how can you not like Stilton?! - by Mil - 11/12/2019 03:22PM [1]
Just don't. - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 03:29PM [0]
T shirt saying will fuck for cheddar? - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 02:33PM [1]
Haha. I probably would - by Dougal - loves cheese - 11/12/2019 02:34PM [0]
No thats not right. - by Skipper - 11/12/2019 02:32PM [0]

>> - by Mil - 11/12/2019 02:06PM [56]
Idiot - by gdp - 11/12/2019 02:07PM [2]
Was it meant to be this? ... - by gdp - 11/12/2019 02:15PM [38]
haha space invader - by viveledaniel - 11/12/2019 02:19PM [3]
bore off mate?! - by Mil - 11/12/2019 02:17PM [3]
Post a link that fucking works mate - by gdp - 11/12/2019 02:18PM [3]
what do you use ofr a.gif? - by Mil - 11/12/2019 02:25PM [1]

Heading out for some sausage now myself - by ntb Or should I say bratwurst - 11/12/2019 02:06PM [0]
Get some cookies #mymate - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 02:11PM [0]
Have u got much time off over xmas mate? - by Penge - 11/12/2019 02:08PM [2]
Some fucking how I’ve managed to secure the 24th to the 2nd off - by JonnieB has worked every day but three this year - 11/12/2019 02:13PM [2]
Well deserved put your feet up and enjoy - by muswell - 11/12/2019 02:15PM [0]
I’ve been to Paxton & Whitfield to buy Christmas cheese - by gdp had vouchers that expired in 3 days - 11/12/2019 01:45PM [3]

"They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold" - by Joeboy Fucking loves the fairy tale of new York. - 11/12/2019 01:25PM [4]
No NYPD Choir either - by muswell - 11/12/2019 01:35PM [6]
Martin Brennan to fill in? ;-) - by MarkP - 11/12/2019 02:07PM [1]
Haha who else? - by muswell - 11/12/2019 02:10PM [0]
The bastards. - by Dan - 11/12/2019 01:59PM [1]

90 mins for Lo Celso please. - by Mil - 11/12/2019 01:40PM [2]
He’s a dog with fleas mate, he’ll be gone by the summer - by Rumbles Another wank signing by the world's worst chaircunt - 11/12/2019 01:57PM [0]
They hadn't secured top spot. - by RJM - 11/12/2019 01:38PM [0]

River by Joni Mitchell - by irishspur - 11/12/2019 01:23PM [0]

Steady on there Mel & Kim - by MarkP - 11/12/2019 01:24PM [0]

Tragic lonely Jeb>>> - by CharlieChasEtc - 11/12/2019 01:00PM [57]

you can close it off the arrow is there - by Mil - 11/12/2019 01:02PM [2]
tech expert Mil to the rescue - by Dan - 11/12/2019 01:06PM [1]

Santa Claus you cunt, Kevin bloody Wilson - by Tapas Waiting for Heart Xmas to play it - 11/12/2019 01:10PM [0]
I Believe in Father Christmas-Greg Lake - by Adders - 11/12/2019 01:02PM [0]
HATE! - by Tone - 11/12/2019 01:00PM [1]
It’s the worst one by far....just dreadful 70’s shit made by white people for white people - by shanghai James Brown Christmas Songs and A Soulful Xmas pisses over all the MOR shit inflicted on us proles - 11/12/2019 01:03PM [2]
Those awful bloody white people. - by RJM - 11/12/2019 01:11PM [2]
Merry Xmas Everyone by Slade of course - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 12:58PM [1]
Ah, both of them then - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 01:04PM [0]
I don’t think I like any - by Bingo Mo - 11/12/2019 12:58PM [3]
how about lonely this christmas by elvis?? - by .TC. - 11/12/2019 01:07PM [2]
That’s by Mud pretending to be Elvis - by JonnieB - 11/12/2019 01:10PM [0]
Word up - by shanghai nt - 11/12/2019 01:00PM [2]
Is that a christmas song? - by Dan - 11/12/2019 01:01PM [2]

He was talking about SIMB - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 12:47PM [3]
Those who use them eh - by Dougal - 11/12/2019 01:05PM [3]
I meant in real life, really. This is all just words on the Internet - by JonnieB is much shorter in real life - 11/12/2019 12:56PM [1]

Might as well - by gdp - 11/12/2019 12:31PM [1]
5-0 Bayern - by Quiet Yid - 11/12/2019 12:30PM [1]


Zoltar>>>>> - by CockneySpur - 11/12/2019 12:21PM [21]
>>>>>>> - by Zoltar - 11/12/2019 01:02PM [6]
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