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Good morning SIMB brothers. Happy Friday! - by Mil - 26/02/2021 07:14AM [1]

Morning Mil...going to pick up our new puppy today. (nt) - by Yourconscience - 26/02/2021 07:16AM [0]

Stan & Ollie 7.8/10. Incredibly sad. - by ruff *Innnnn thaaaaaa Blue Ridge mountains of Virginia..........* - 26/02/2021 12:28AM [0]

Taken 3 - 3.5/10 - not sure I’d have made it to the end if it had been on a channel with adverts - by gdp - 26/02/2021 12:11AM [2]

Nomadland, loved it 8/10. Reminds me a bit of Into The Wild, which is a fantastic film. - by JR - 26/02/2021 12:09AM [1]

Crouchy on BT ESPN is quite literally twice the height of that hobbit woman. - by ruff - 25/02/2021 10:12PM [0]

Us, Manchester United, Arsenal, Roma, Ajax, Villarreal, AC Milan, Granada, Shakhtar Donetsk, Slavia Prague, Olympiacos, Rangers, Dinamo Zagreb, Young Boys, Dynamo Kiev, Molde - by gdp - 25/02/2021 10:10PM [9]

Not the scariest bunch of teams left are they - by OnlyOneStop Prays we can put a run together - 25/02/2021 10:26PM [2]

Molde please - by Cassmere knows that jammy cunt Solksjaer will jag them - 25/02/2021 10:20PM [2]

Nagelsman loses to liverpool, Simone loses to chelsea, Rogers loses to shit team who have never won in england, none of them are good enough for us, just leaves Allegri and Gerrard as serious choices to replace Mourinho - by viveledaniel - 25/02/2021 10:08PM [4]

Gerrard? Do me a favour. Allegri, as old and boring as Mourinho. - by ruff - 25/02/2021 10:11PM [3]

Oh yes. Plenty of good teams out tonight, Benfica, Leicester, Napoli.... - by TheSoulAuctioneer - 25/02/2021 09:55PM [8]

Leicester need 3 now - by gdp - 25/02/2021 09:36PM [1]

Rodgers, yeah? - by ruff - 25/02/2021 09:39PM [4]

Clearly prioritised top 4 looking at that team - by Rob - 25/02/2021 09:42PM [2]

It’s not far off his first choice? Maddison is injured - by mango - 25/02/2021 09:56PM [3]

He'a defo not for us, reoccuring hip injury that will become chronic within weeks of him penning a contract - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 10:03PM [0]

Dodgy team selection - by gdp - 25/02/2021 09:41PM [1]

well, he'll fit in perfectly here then - by ruff - 25/02/2021 09:43PM [6]

I look forward to us eventually losing to Man United - by gdp - 25/02/2021 09:48PM [1]

Spurs v Rangers final please! - by ruff - 25/02/2021 10:06PM [2]

Jesus, Lindelof nearly took his head off - by ruff - 25/02/2021 09:23PM [0]

Some decent teams have gone out already ... Lille, Hoffenheim, Napoli, Wolfsberger - by Cassmere - 25/02/2021 09:15PM [3]

Hoffenheim 70% possession 26 shots 13 corners vs Molde 30% 3 shots 1 corner. Molde won 0-2 lol - by mango - 25/02/2021 09:25PM [1]

Nice goal from Slavia Prague - by gdp - 25/02/2021 09:06PM [2]

It would be great if they bundle Leicester out on the back of Napoli going out - by Cassmere thinks Leicester are one of the few teams left that can beat us over 2 legs - 25/02/2021 09:13PM [3]

Capone - shit, literally! Off after 20 mins. 2/10. NT - by MisterT - 25/02/2021 08:41PM [5]

Haha, I just saw the preview for that, it looked terrible. - by RJM - 25/02/2021 09:52PM [1]

he's a shit actor, and the film is shit too - by ruff - 25/02/2021 09:07PM [4]

I haven't seen most of his stuff but he has been very good in anything I have seen. - by TheSoulAuctioneer - 25/02/2021 09:52PM [3]

I just burnt the carpet assembling my eboke. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 25/02/2021 08:26PM [4]

I don’t get the e-bike thing sheep. I mean if you want something powered you get a scooter like a Vespa and if you want something to commute or exercise you get a road/racing bike shirley - by Cassmere Thinks the concept is like being half pregnant - 25/02/2021 08:45PM [7]

imagine it's useful if you go too hard on the outward journey and need a bit of help getting back. the amount of fully capable people on these powered scooters especially commuting on public transport nowadays is ridiculous. - by ruff - 25/02/2021 09:06PM [4]

Thing is, there are a couple of (exceptionally expensive) lightweight ones, but mostly they're quite heavy and as soon as you're trying to keep decent pace (17mph+) aerodynamics start to become quite significant too. An electric bike on road without using the motor is at an immense disadvantage to a decent road bike. Off-road they have a lot more value and on-road they can keep you competitive while they're in battery range. The problem comes that the average eBike user will be less fit than a standard bike user anyway and the second you turn off the power they're riding a brick - by Jon - 25/02/2021 09:24PM [4]

some of the electric scooters (not vespas the kids scooters with motors), I saw one the other day with fat tyres that must have been doing more than 40 mph weaving through traffic. I'm a huge fan of less cars on the road shitting out their toxic fumes all parked waiting for the next set of lights, but there's going to be a big clampdown soon on electric powered stuff - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 09:28PM [1]

should be speed limited. silly cunts going crazy speeds on train platforms. - by ruff - 25/02/2021 09:41PM [1]

they don't really have any rules for them yet - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 09:52PM [0]

Yep, I even find the off-road bikes cumbersome with their fat tyres. - by ruff - 25/02/2021 09:28PM [0]

It depends. I see the point for the likes of Gilly, I'm tempted to get one for my father too and pretty much every bike ride I go for with the kids and their mum I wish they had powered assistance... n/t - by Jon - 25/02/2021 09:00PM [3]

It assists so makes it easier to cycle against the wind, steep hills, etc. Though mine goes 40mph and has a thumb throttle so you dont even need to peddle. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 25/02/2021 08:58PM [1]

You can go along footpaths or a cycle lane on an ebike. I agree with you in general though. - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 08:56PM [4]

I do that on my scooter (not e scooter) - by Cassmere impatient - 25/02/2021 09:10PM [0]

there's one being touted on facebook for £90. what could possibly go wrong? - by ruff - 25/02/2021 08:35PM [1]

Ebike - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 25/02/2021 08:26PM [1]

Salvia Prague have had 5 visits to England for 4 defeats and a draw - by Cassmere saluting another patient cured by the good doctor - 25/02/2021 08:07PM [3]

Loved the away game there in 2006 - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 08:19PM [7]

g'wan Benfica! - by ruff - 25/02/2021 07:14PM [3]

Be funny if the away goals rule did for Arsenal - by gdp - 25/02/2021 07:16PM [6]

Oof. They win this now. - by ruff - 25/02/2021 07:20PM [3]

More inevitable than it getting light in the morning - by Rob - 25/02/2021 07:37PM [2]

Oh there it is. Shock. - by Rob - 25/02/2021 07:41PM [2]

FFS - by ruff - 25/02/2021 07:41PM [1]

Quiet afternoon. Everyone taken a half day? - by ruff - 25/02/2021 07:06PM [3]

The way Dele is pushing stuff on Instagram today regarding his performance yesterday I reckon there's chance he has either been told he starts or he's getting setting things up so if he doesn't start on Sunday he kicks off big time and rightfully so - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 03:18PM [8]

I hope he doesn’t start. He’s as slow as fuck and ponces around trying to do flicks and nutmegs. Bench for me. - by Southgate - 25/02/2021 04:06PM [13]

Pretty sure it was one of his a poncey flicks that set Moura up for the winner in the CL semi. - by JR - 25/02/2021 08:00PM [1]

All correct. Physically he's slow but not much he can do about that. It's his slowing down of the game that hinders us. He rarely releases the ball quickly on a counter and often takes two, three touches and moves back inside. All this allows the opposition to get back and reform in a defensive shape. His nutmegs come off once in every 10 attempts and that overhead last night? RJM could've saved it. His hair also annoys me. I'd get rid of him personally. - by Dack - 25/02/2021 06:37PM [3]

Compared to Lamela’s release of the ball he’s speedy - by Cassmere hates the ball-hogging, labia waxing tranny cunt - 25/02/2021 08:08PM [1]

Let’s play Fatty Bergwijn instead eh - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 04:33PM [2]

Agreed who wants to see a footballer poncing about doing overhead kicks and flicking balls for Bale to knock in - by viveledaniel - 25/02/2021 04:22PM [4]

Against the dog and duck in Europa. He isn’t premier league level anymore. Slow as fuck. And Lo Celso, Lucas, Stevie are all just as shit but in different ways. - by Southgate - 25/02/2021 04:41PM [10]

Stevie is definitely shit in a different way, he can’t even score or assist against the dog and duck. Yes definitely worth starting him instead based on his immense contribution this season. - by Block27 - 25/02/2021 08:18PM [1]

Come on, his ability hasn't just disappeared, just his effort and desire are nowhere near what they were. (nt) - by MisterT - 25/02/2021 05:05PM [7]

Oh cool, every reason to play him in that case - by Tone - 25/02/2021 05:42PM [6]

The reason to play him is he’s better than the alternatives surely? - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 06:37PM [1]

Please tell me where I said he should be playing? (nt) - by MisterT - 25/02/2021 05:57PM [1]

Hang on so you are saying he would get in Fulham’s team or palaces? You’ve gone wrong. - by Skipper - 25/02/2021 04:44PM [2]

haha I thought you were being sarcastic, but you're right they were a pub team. I've never seen a substitute like that come on, he was puffing his cheeks just getting off the bench, - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 04:42PM [2]

I thought it was Poch’s brother. - by RickyV - 25/02/2021 05:03PM [1]

There’s so much wrong with Tottenham it’s actually sometimes easy to forget that at least we are not Arsenal >> - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 03:14PM [168]

fucking hell. - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 03:16PM [2]

Hahaha. Fuck that. I want him out of that club on their behalf! - by Jon - 25/02/2021 03:15PM [5]

I think any centre half marking him should be allowed to just punch him in the face with no sanctions - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 03:24PM [3]

Haha. What is he even doing? Is he actually taking a snide snipe at Arteta and suggesting that everyone who goes with the "Trust in the process" is an incompetent minion? - by Jon - 25/02/2021 03:25PM [3]

Hey the Minions got a lot done. - by RJM - 25/02/2021 04:13PM [1]

I want him to stay there forever - by Dougal - 25/02/2021 03:17PM [4]

Well, yes. It's a good thing that while we're all over the place they are also a complete shambles and it's only West Ham rubbing our noses in it (WTF?), but those boots??? Who would ever think that was a good idea? - by Jon - 25/02/2021 03:22PM [7]

they're all over the place but have won 4 FA cups in the last 6 years. I've forgotten what winning anything is like at Spurs. - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 04:40PM [6]

Honestly, I've never seen Spurs win enough to get used to it anyway - by Jon - 25/02/2021 05:26PM [1]

Thankfully they've now got owners like ours who aren't interested in anything other than making money. (nt) - by MisterT - 25/02/2021 05:12PM [1]

Sabotage.....7/10...good voilence...i like the bird in it. what else is she in? - by Mil likes a schwarzenneger film - 25/02/2021 02:48PM [3]

Mireille Enos? The Killing and World war Z(nt) - by Yourconscience - 25/02/2021 02:50PM [8]

thats her! - by Mil - 25/02/2021 03:27PM [1]

I watched this in sunday, indcredible>>> - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 02:44PM [109]

I scared my youngest with that when they first showed it striking and catching the bird. (nt) - by MisterT - 25/02/2021 02:48PM [4]

Unreal how nature adapts - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 02:49PM [1]

Hows Your week going guys? - by Mil - 25/02/2021 02:27PM [3]

MarkP - The Dark Lord was a spurs web troll, very off bloke who i reckon to this day dresses like a pre 2000 Dougal - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 02:09PM [13]

how do you know so much about him and that website? - by Mil - 25/02/2021 02:28PM [2]

Mates with Mil? - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 02:12PM [5]

Mate?! I remember this fella. - by Mil - 25/02/2021 02:24PM [1]

The only time I met him was out the back of the Cornerpin, him and mil were arguing over what brand of soldering irons are best, I made my excuses and walked to the Billy Nic - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 02:14PM [4]

hahaha ;) nt - by MisterT - 25/02/2021 02:30PM [1]

Hahahaha - by Mil - 25/02/2021 02:19PM [3]

If anyone sees girls under 10 and their first thought is one of sexuality, their computer equipment should immediately be seized and scrutinised. - by Dack - 25/02/2021 02:05PM [5]

you are right, i probably would used higher number to make the point though. - by .TC. - 25/02/2021 02:08PM [10]

Haha good point well made. - by Dack - 25/02/2021 02:27PM [1]

Haha - by Jon - 25/02/2021 02:25PM [1]

Haha - by gdp - 25/02/2021 02:23PM [1]

Haha - by RJM - 25/02/2021 02:23PM [1]

Hahaha, fucking hell this has turned dark - by Mil - 25/02/2021 02:21PM [2]

hahaha - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 02:11PM [1]

haha - by viveledaniel - 25/02/2021 02:09PM [1]

yes dack, I'd like to think we can all agree to this ? - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 02:07PM [1]

will we ever get our club back? - by shanghai still renewing because I keep thinking that day will come but maybe not this side of 2050 - 25/02/2021 02:02PM [3]

Nope, it was lost 20 years ago - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 02:05PM [4]

I think had periods under Redknapp and Poch that was Tottenham-lite, it was incredible football, majestic players and goals, but we aren't set-up to win anything at all anymore, and each year the expectations and acceptance of the supporters is diminished a little more. - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 02:09PM [2]

I think WHL Poch era was the last time I truly felt connected to the club.....Wembley.....new stadium and the way Poch was tret like shit and I'm out. - by shanghai Duncan Bannatyne - 25/02/2021 02:14PM [3]

He did it all with an average net spend of $15M, and then he got sacked. Incredible. - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 02:29PM [1]

Euro2021 very likely to be played solely in England as UEFA are opting for the one hosting country format and England is the one they believe being in best position to do so. Decision expected to be taken within mid-April - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 01:46PM [10]

do we not need to wait and see if the vaccine gives us AIDS? - by shanghai nt - 25/02/2021 02:00PM [1]

It should be postponed or cancelled, what is wrong with people - by viveledaniel - 25/02/2021 01:59PM [4]

Why should our fans and players miss out because of the rest of Europes ineptitude with their vaccination programmes? - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 02:04PM [1]

Diddy Danny must be rubbing his hands in glee. Reckon we're a good shout for getting a bunch of those games - by Jon - 25/02/2021 01:48PM [2]

Do you think that will affect a possible 2030 World Cup bid? - by RJM - 25/02/2021 01:47PM [2]

The bird who played Mermoniea in ahrry potter has retired. Nice darts. She cant be older than 30!? - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:36PM [18]

Emma, 30, and Leo – who reportedly makes a fortune selling legal cannabis in LA – secretly lived in Ibiza where she would spend mornings reading the papers over smoothies at a vegan cafe. She is now in LA, where a picture was taken this month, but her publicist confirms her career is 'dormant' and she 'is not taking on new commitments'. - by Samir - 25/02/2021 01:43PM [10]

She's rich as fuck and has very clear views on how the World should be that she sees as being more important, in the scheme of things, than acting. Is this a surprise? - by Jon - 25/02/2021 01:41PM [7]

she is incredibly attractive but also looks very frigid/ boring. - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 02:01PM [6]

I could put up with that. - by Mil - 25/02/2021 02:46PM [3]

don't think I could - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 04:41PM [2]

yeah, as im surprised at how little of a fuck i give? - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:48PM [1]

A shaved Eel. - by Mil thinks thats up there with a voice said - 25/02/2021 01:30PM [5]

You want to touch me now don't you Millicent - by Crowley - 25/02/2021 03:18PM [1]

knocked that same old spurs pod on the head. i can t deal with these blokes silly trying to be black blokes accents. - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:11PM [15]

I, maybe unfairly, assume all these podcasts to be done by “fans” who drink in The Bricklayers, take off their shoes at reserve matches and drink craft beers in unironed Spurs kits from 2011. Not for me. - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 01:27PM [8]

Pretty much spot on, they're for internet nerds like Mil and The Dark Lord - by Rumbles - 25/02/2021 01:43PM [7]

Ha The Dark Lord thats not a name I've thought of in a while. "Les & Teddy, Teddy & Les" - by Crowley - 25/02/2021 02:32PM [2]

love me spurs - by shanghai nt - 25/02/2021 02:01PM [5]

Ha, The Dark Lord? That sounds like a Rolf? - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 01:47PM [3]

Haha - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:46PM [1]

Haha :-0 - by Dack - 25/02/2021 01:39PM [1]

maybe they do. Your only listening them chat shit about spurs, not having to worry about garms GEESE - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:29PM [2]

As far as I’m concerned, there’s a caste system in place amongst Spurs fans. - by MarkP - 25/02/2021 01:31PM [4]

this mob are ok to be honest. And im not easily pleased. - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:37PM [2]

you try to make friends with the cafe workers to get extra soup at lunch - by Dafyd Ginola - 25/02/2021 01:48PM [5]

dontshow off mate, its not my fault if people take a shine to me. You could be lucky enough to experience it oneday - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:50PM [1]

I can imagine anything worse than more speculative chat about spurs anyway really. There's enough on here (which is fair enough of course). - by RJM - 25/02/2021 01:23PM [3]

im losing patience. the fella that hosts the fightingcock is good but he can fuck up what hes saying and be all spluttery and its annoying when your sitting in the car realising how shit your life is anyway. Fuck that ragga boys turn out. - by Mil also tried another one with some other opinionated cunt who sounded fat and was a snob - 25/02/2021 01:28PM [6]

Wha’ gwan? - by gdp - 25/02/2021 01:19PM [1]

What about the fighting cock? Have you listened to that. - by RickyV - 25/02/2021 01:18PM [4]

thats the only one i do listen too. - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:29PM [2]

Yesterday AM i paid £75 for a cream tea to be delivered here today for the mrs NFEs birthday, last night i won £75 on the lottery how nice - by NFE - 25/02/2021 01:09PM [5]

did anyone win the biggie? - by Mil - 25/02/2021 01:10PM [3]

It was the 13M lotto not the euro i got three numbers which is £75 due to a rollover - by NFE - 25/02/2021 01:11PM [1]