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I see the phone call has taken place between Bozo and Biden....... - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 08:58PM [9]

Nice one Crowley! - by RickyV - 23/01/2021 08:48PM [3]

Who’s the masked singers chaps I want to wreck my wife and kids heads - by tallaghtspur - 23/01/2021 08:37PM [0]

UFC257 anyone watching it? *hasn’t scrolled - by tallaghtspur - 23/01/2021 08:23PM [2]

MIL definitely wont but will definitely pretend he did - by Skipper - 23/01/2021 08:38PM [0]

5am aint it? - by Twoleggedgroovemachine - 23/01/2021 08:24PM [2]

Yeah I’d say so... first round KO - by tallaghtspur - 23/01/2021 08:28PM [1]

"The Lads" here have put in their OHT orders to help them stay up. I'm having a cup of cocao and a digestive. No interest in UFC. - by Dack - 23/01/2021 08:32PM [0]

Man city for the winners - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/01/2021 08:06PM [4]

Of what? - by Rob - 23/01/2021 08:34PM [0]

Somerset>>> - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 07:47PM [29]

Again- a Test Match is over 5 days and football over 90 minutes #justsayin - by Dack - 23/01/2021 07:42PM [3]

What abou 2 legged games 2 weeks apart? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/01/2021 07:44PM [0]

You missed Rugby - by gdp - 23/01/2021 07:43PM [2]

The fanpool on Rugger SIMB is tiny which is a shame seeing that it's a #ProperSport - by Dack Waving to Steve - 23/01/2021 08:34PM [0]

If Foden wasn't a foutballer he'd be dressed head to toe in JB Sports wear terrorising residents on his local council estate on an electric scooter - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 07:31PM [3]

All of them mate. Not just him. What a baller tho - by GILLY - 23/01/2021 07:48PM [3]

He is extremely #decent, agreald. - by Dack - 23/01/2021 08:09PM [3]

>> - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 08:15PM [22]

Hmmm very dodgy. Question is, would you kill yourself if you were in over your head with these people? Surely you'd do a runner to South America or the Far East? - by Dack - 23/01/2021 08:31PM [5]

I reckon he fucked the GC in a moment of weakness and it was about to hit the papers - by Dougal - 23/01/2021 08:40PM [0]

Yeah he's some player - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 07:54PM [1]

Sausage is Sheridan Smith I reckon - by LoughtonSpur thats right I'm watching the Masked Singer.....Kill Me. - 23/01/2021 07:21PM [7]

daves already given us the answers - by Penge - 23/01/2021 07:52PM [0]

I'm extremely tempted to drop a tab whilst watching it - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 07:26PM [1]

An asprin for your heart attack condition? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/01/2021 07:32PM [0]

Damn that Foden - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 07:13PM [0]

Lenny henry that monster thing - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 23/01/2021 07:11PM [1]

The hospital called my dad yesterday and said they'll be coming to the house with the vaccine. Top marks from the NHS & Boris #WorldLeaders - by Dack - 23/01/2021 07:10PM [5]

There's an actual Jab-o-meter in the sun, lol. - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 07:24PM [2]

"It's The Sun wot won it!" - by Dack will buy JB a year's supply if we ever meet - 23/01/2021 07:43PM [0]

But we can't take packed lunches to Holland anymore! - by Twoleggedgroovemachine - 23/01/2021 07:11PM [1]

Brexit has ruined the UK!!!! - by Dack - 23/01/2021 07:13PM [1]

Dpd are charging £5 for admin charges. How can people make any profit now??!! - by Dafyd Ginola - 23/01/2021 07:35PM [0]

Had a can of Rustling Substance from Verdant (5.2%, soft & zesty) and moved onto Escape The City from Pressure Drop (7.4% - big, dank and fruity) - by gdp enjoying the re-emergence of Nonce Juice SIMB - 23/01/2021 07:08PM [5]

Sound nice. Am having a night off. - by RickyV Had a headache all day - 23/01/2021 07:21PM [0]

Careful, you'll upset the puritan don't drink at home actually don't like booze anymore tits. - by TonyLuxury - 23/01/2021 07:15PM [2]

I don’t drink at home when the pubs are open but that could be a while yet - by gdp - 23/01/2021 07:25PM [1]

So, if you had the chance of some great stouts when lockdown is over you'd turn your nose up and leave them on the shelf? - by TonyLuxury - 23/01/2021 07:34PM [2]

Nothing against it - just prefer drinking out and tend to have dry days at home apart from Christmas and other special occasions - by gdp - 23/01/2021 07:48PM [1]

Gotcha. Lockdown has changed things for me. Much prefer dining and drinking at home now. Better food, wine, beer and value - by TonyLuxury - 23/01/2021 07:54PM [0]

I’d find a pub/bar that sells them - by gdp - 23/01/2021 07:40PM [0]

RickyV if you're passing by but not signed in you have a PM & 48 hours!!!!!!! - by Crowley - 23/01/2021 07:05PM [5]

Thanks! Just checking it out now! - by RickyV - 23/01/2021 08:44PM [0]

Cant possibly be on shirley? - by GILLY - 23/01/2021 06:51PM [6]

I’ve turned over now - Lesley Garrett unfortunately got stuck on ‘Cracking A Joke’ and didn’t win the jackpot for her charity - by gdp - 23/01/2021 06:58PM [1]

I'm switching to the masked singer - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 07:02PM [0]

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley? - by viper - 23/01/2021 06:53PM [0]

FA cup love it - by GILLY - 23/01/2021 06:51PM [0]

oh hello - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 06:51PM [4]

good call! - by berti - 23/01/2021 07:03PM [0]

Not sure if this is going to work but it's brilliant >>>> - by Dougal - 23/01/2021 06:40PM [61]

These people are terrible terrible cunts. - by LoughtonSpur - 23/01/2021 07:18PM [2]

Haha... Marvellous - by TonyLuxury - 23/01/2021 07:13PM [0]

Amanda Palmer is awful - by gdp quite liked The Dresden Dolls stuff - 23/01/2021 06:51PM [2]

I have no idea who that is. I do like a Twitter attention lie though - by Dougal - 23/01/2021 07:17PM [0]

Stopping the match because some fireworks are going off outside of the stadium ffs? - by RJM - 23/01/2021 06:11PM [6]

I think cheltenham have a good chance of knocking city out here - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 06:22PM [3]

You should put some pennies on it - by Twoleggedgroovemachine - 23/01/2021 06:26PM [1]

I have - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 06:41PM [1]

So now I'd be tempted to cash it out and put it on man City -1/1.5 - by Twoleggedgroovemachine - 23/01/2021 07:01PM [2]

I'm tempted to cash out and put the profit on 2-0 - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 07:05PM [1]

Ha, that's some value right there. Brave! - by Twoleggedgroovemachine - 23/01/2021 07:06PM [2]

And there's your minus 1.5 - by Twoleggedgroovemachine - 23/01/2021 07:16PM [0]

Theres your minus 1 - by Twoleggedgroovemachine - 23/01/2021 07:13PM [0]

Happened during Stockport/West Ham as well - by gdp is watching Celebrity Catchphrase - 23/01/2021 06:18PM [0]

Nooo JFC, thats - by GILLY - 23/01/2021 06:16PM [0]

What the fuck? - by somerset - 23/01/2021 06:14PM [0]

What a joke - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 06:13PM [0]

Tremendous 1st vaccination figures for yesterday, well played the NHS - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 05:07PM [10]

My mum got offered the vaccine early by her work this week which is good. - by RJM - 23/01/2021 05:42PM [2]

Yeah, my Mum got offered (and took - by MarkP - 23/01/2021 05:49PM [3]

Up) the vaccine yesterday.. she teaches in a special needs school so I’m presuming that’s how she was offered it - by MarkP - 23/01/2021 05:50PM [7]

Mine does assessments of foster carers for vulnerable kids so probably the same. - by RJM - 23/01/2021 05:59PM [1]

AZen cant make enough apparently. - by GILLY - 23/01/2021 05:41PM [1]

Both my folks got there’s today which was quicker than I expected to be honest - by Rob - 23/01/2021 05:20PM [2]

Portsmouth player is on a hattrick...of own goals - by Rob - 23/01/2021 04:31PM [1]

Karen Carney on BT is utterly fucking useless then - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 03:04PM [8]

Is she the one that described a half-volley from eight yards out as a tap-in? She was awful. - by somerset - 23/01/2021 05:45PM [3]

Who’s that 5 live screeching commentator as well? Jobs for the girls - by CockneySpur - 23/01/2021 03:06PM [2]

They may as well make the most of it before loads of ex pros in wigs and dresses bag all the jobs in a year or two - by Dougal - 23/01/2021 03:32PM [4]

I absolutely guarantee we will see a push for inclusion of Trans or whatever it is commentators. - by CockneySpur Has a friend who's kid identifies as Trans but doesn't expect them to be given a job on 5Live for the hell of it. - 23/01/2021 04:45PM [0]

haha - by viveledaniel - 23/01/2021 03:47PM [0]

Haha :-0 - by Dack - 23/01/2021 03:44PM [0]

Gabriel. Jesus - by viper - 23/01/2021 02:27PM [7]

Just swooped on a pair of Nike Killshots in the Size sale>>> - by JonnieB - 23/01/2021 02:27PM [93]

I like those I do. But not many companies seem to do my size (11). - by Frost - 23/01/2021 02:42PM [2]

Ooh, found one. - by Frost - 23/01/2021 02:43PM [4]

Nice. - by RJM - 23/01/2021 02:42PM [3]

No, Nike - by mango - 23/01/2021 02:59PM [3]

Wahey - by RJM - 23/01/2021 03:04PM [1]

N'Ketiah is dog shit - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 02:08PM [1]

Scum out mwahahahahahahahaa caaaaants - by GILLY - 23/01/2021 02:06PM [1]

Vinicius or Ings ? - by GILLY Ings - 23/01/2021 01:54PM [6]

At this stage of his career, is Ings likely to want to go back to being a back up option? He’s spent a few years in that role already at Liverpool. He stays at Southampton, probably gets 15-20 goals a season, gets international recognition etc..comes to Spurs and he’ll get a lot less football, goals, England chances. I think he’ll choose to stay there. - by MarkP - 23/01/2021 02:27PM [4]

He's very injury prone too - by JonnieB - 23/01/2021 02:28PM [0]

Saints will want silly money for Ings. Be surprised if little Danny forks out - by NZSpur - 23/01/2021 02:24PM [8]

Coming to the end of his contract and wants a buy-out clause. But I'd still go with Vinicius - by JonnieB - 23/01/2021 02:28PM [1]

Ings - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 01:55PM [1]

4 times they’ve won the cup in 7 years apparently is that right? If so how fuvking spoilt they really are. - by CockneySpur - 23/01/2021 01:48PM [3]

Partay us too good for a midtable team - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 01:54PM [2]

Larry King brown bread - by sleek - 23/01/2021 01:13PM [8]

Shame - a broadcasting titan that's for sure - by crowny - 23/01/2021 01:24PM [2]

Bumped into him at a cash point first day I moved to NY - by muswell - 23/01/2021 01:45PM [5]

He remembers it well ..... - by The General https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT0BKinnc20Pp1vQuQ/giphy.gif - 23/01/2021 02:13PM [16]

Walker-Peters created Southamptons goal, nice. - by Rumbles - 23/01/2021 01:10PM [1]