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Just finished chenobyl. Brilliant TV. Cant fault it - by Penge - 22/07/2019 10:41PM [4]
How annoying was that lead engineer! - by ruff - 23/07/2019 02:24AM [0]
Christ >> - by mango - 22/07/2019 08:08PM [184]
He’s developmentally disabled, I believe - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 09:33PM [5]
Maybe he is a significantly younger twin? - by muswell - 22/07/2019 10:15PM [0]
Haha - by RJM - 22/07/2019 08:28PM [4]
The fuck did you just make me watch - by Tone - 22/07/2019 08:23PM [1]
That’s me in the beret at the back - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 08:14PM [4]
Losing your religion? - by mango - 22/07/2019 08:16PM [2]
Exactly - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 08:16PM [6]
Ahahahahahhaahah to quote Barry Davies “look at his face, just look at his face”...... - by Penge - 22/07/2019 07:57PM [178]
What :-( - by Dan - 22/07/2019 08:20PM [5]
Haha dear oh dear. Poor big Vincent - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 08:16PM [8]
fucks sake penge>>>> - by RickyTFC - 22/07/2019 08:15PM [153]
Not a SIMBer that hasn’t had a bit of cunting from you I don’t think Ricky. - by Balham saw you got a bit back earlier mind you - 22/07/2019 08:27PM [4]
Ah man. Fuck these assholes - by Penge - 22/07/2019 08:24PM [1]
Ah bums - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 08:17PM [3]
*there - by GarlandGreene - 22/07/2019 08:04PM [0]
Hahaha arriba! ;-) - by Balham - 22/07/2019 08:02PM [0]
Camden Town brewery have done a deal with Arsenal apparently ... no microbrewery mind - by gdp - 22/07/2019 06:38PM [9]
I won’t drink it again - by ShelfsideDave - 22/07/2019 07:48PM [0]
>>> - by CurioCT - 22/07/2019 07:48PM [27]
That stuff is delicious - by Block27 - 22/07/2019 07:55PM [1]
I did that when AB InBev bought them out - by gdp *didn’t* - 22/07/2019 07:20PM [0]
Camden Hells lager. Its shit. - by RJM - 22/07/2019 06:55PM [5]
Will not be ordering that puddle of aids - by Penge - 22/07/2019 07:00PM [1]
No more though, right? Its vermin juice. - by RJM no JVC VCRs in the 90s either - 22/07/2019 07:00PM [0]
Carl beech is exactly what sheep looks like in my head . - by .TC. - 22/07/2019 06:36PM [10]
Not far off tbf - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 07:20PM [0]
Hahaha wonderful ;-) - by Balham - 22/07/2019 06:38PM [0]
Jo Swinson new leader of Dim Dumbs - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 22/07/2019 04:54PM [5]
Dim Dumbs everyone. Dim Dumbs - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 05:21PM [5]
Gilly........... - by viveledaniel - 22/07/2019 04:46PM [59]
oxon - the other bird in that video was Aisha Abubakar FYI - by Tone - 22/07/2019 04:23PM [10]
ooh well done Tone, who was the other one? - by Oxon - 22/07/2019 04:28PM [6]
there were only 3 - by Tone - 22/07/2019 04:43PM [3]
i think i'm going to have to watch it again - by Tone - 22/07/2019 04:58PM [3]
look at 6 mins in ;) - by Oxon - 22/07/2019 05:05PM [3]
good point well made - by RickyTFC - 22/07/2019 05:51PM [4]
....... - by Penge - 22/07/2019 04:38PM [47]
TCS transfer hit rate is about 0.0000071% isn't it? - by Dan - 22/07/2019 04:13PM [10]
100% - by .TC. - 22/07/2019 04:31PM [1]
Still better than Hercules or The Goat - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 04:16PM [1]
If im not mistaken i believe it ACTUALLY went as such......... - by Penge - 22/07/2019 04:01PM [170]
"My cherie amour..." - by HH - 22/07/2019 04:19PM [5]
good to see he had a full battery for most of the production - by Oxon aware he probably planned it for weeks, the old rogue - 22/07/2019 04:07PM [1]
'it's really naughty'........was, I believe, the next line - by JonnieB and exit pursued by a bear - 22/07/2019 04:04PM [3]
haha. no wives! - by Balham - 22/07/2019 04:04PM [0]
Hahaha. It’s been a good day today - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 04:03PM [2]
Cracking top bollocks on her though - by MidlandYid - 22/07/2019 04:50PM [2]
Agreed - by viveledaniel - 22/07/2019 04:55PM [1]
Pompeo on Iran’s capture of British-flagged tanker: Up to ‘United Kingdom to take care of their ships’ >>>> - by HendrixNY ..seems the ‘special relationship’ is officially out the window then! - 22/07/2019 03:58PM [43]
fucking warmongering shit cunts - by Oxon - 22/07/2019 04:11PM [2]
I see Lou has been consorting with Beto O'Rourke - by JonnieB Elizabeth Warren loyal - 22/07/2019 04:05PM [2]
As I remember it, you were Bernie loyal last time around. What happened? Too old? Same record over and over? - by HendrixNY ..meant Bernie too old, not you. Although, saying that..................;-) - 22/07/2019 04:53PM [3]
Fuck America, frankly. - by RJM and much of the UK - 22/07/2019 04:04PM [7]
Old Greald can sink a pint or two - by JonnieB following his German adventures on Twitter - 22/07/2019 03:53PM [4]
Flying tomorrow evening that is - by gdp - 22/07/2019 03:59PM [1]
I think i need to see this John Leslie/Abit tittmuss video please? - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:50PM [12]
She’s too dark for my liking. She had purple bits - by Bingo Mo Racist - 22/07/2019 03:54PM [5]
its magnificent - by Oxon wonders if the identity of the 2 women was ever revealed - 22/07/2019 03:53PM [5]
Only thing I remember was it was very poorly lit - by Joeboy Not the only thing obviously - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [1]
it was filmed on a Nokia 8210, there isn't an HD version. - by Balham thinks old Leslie has a fairly unimpressive schmeckel - 22/07/2019 03:54PM [0]
good point. - by Mil FUCK OFF JaneRTy - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [1]
Le celso And sessingnon, both done, confirmed this week. - by .TC. - 22/07/2019 03:47PM [12]
enjoying I had a trial once - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [4]
We'll buy him in 5 years when he's 18 - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [1]
I'm delighted at how quickly a thread about a seagull eating a chuhuahua can segue into a discussion on Abi Titmuss licking a woman's arsehole in front of John Leslie - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 03:41PM [5]
SIMB still has it, on occasion. - by Balham - 22/07/2019 03:44PM [1]
Probably still my ‘go to’ video that. - by FrankW - 22/07/2019 03:43PM [5]
I don't think I've ever seen it - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 03:51PM [1]
Now we're onto the old celebrity sex tapes, in the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee one, he gives her a basket of fruit for her birthday. Now, were I to hand over a cellophane-wrapped basket of fruit to Mrs Jonnie on her birthday, I would be collecting my twig and berries from a nearby tree, not using them to blow the horn of a rented motorboat - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 03:38PM [3]
He’s got a foot long cock - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:50PM [2]
Did she? Why didn’t she get it fixed - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:55PM [2]
The idle rich - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 03:56PM [1]
Neale...why dont you kill and take to wearing his severed head as some kind on adornment as a warning to any other unscrupulous landlords in Watford, Bushey or South Oxhey? - by MarkP - 22/07/2019 03:36PM [1]
NFE, why dont you ask for £100 a month reduction on the basis that you will replace the curtains/blinds. Paint the walls, etc. Roller Blinds are £20 in Argos. Tin of paint about the same. Get your hands dirty. He misses out on £1200 over a year, but would lose a lot more if you left, as he would have to paint it anyway - so house would prob be empty for a month or 2. We do it quite often if asked a reasonable request - we tell them to do it & deduct it from the rent. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 22/07/2019 03:27PM [5]
your obligation is to return the house how you entered it on your first day, you need to get painting son - by Oxon aware that some wear and tear is accepted - 22/07/2019 03:38PM [1]
I worry how this will end. nt - by NTY looks at his office, looks at five homeless Cohen's, looks at Bal, looks at nothing - 22/07/2019 03:39PM [9]
They can move in with you - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 22/07/2019 03:55PM [2]
Hahaha - by RJM - 22/07/2019 04:13PM [1]
And offer him some nectar points - by JonnieB - 22/07/2019 03:36PM [3]
ha ha ha - by Oxon actually did ha ha ha - 22/07/2019 03:37PM [1]
Surely that silly sod realises the fucking seagull immediately ate her dog......they're not known for kidnapping them and holding them to ransom - by JonnieB wonders - 22/07/2019 03:25PM [8]
Dog breeders wank dogs off - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:28PM [3]
A very good point - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:33PM [1]
Hahaha, you posh lot are odd. - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:33PM [2]
im not even posh, I'm middle clarse. - by Balham would of course use titmuss' shit for toothpaste - 22/07/2019 03:34PM [2]
We. Are. Fucked. >> - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:15PM [96]
Brexit means brexit - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:26PM [1]
Corbs wants more planes and ships :-) - by viveledaniel - 22/07/2019 03:24PM [2]
hahaha you what? citation needed ;-) - by Balham unless you mean of the airfix variety, the thick nazi cunt - 22/07/2019 03:25PM [2]
im absolutely certain you've just invented that ;-) - by Balham aware he'd have the actual cast (what's left of it) of dads army and nothing else if he coulc - 22/07/2019 03:42PM [1]
We'll have another aircraft carrier soon. - by RJM - 22/07/2019 03:17PM [2]
i feel sad about NFE's situation : ( - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:14PM [5]
Fuck me mate..we all make mistakes, but 11 credit cards?!!!?! Thats really sticking your head in the sand. - by Mil has a mate who got into 50k of debt, went bankrupt, knocked everyone for the lot and now has a hotel. - 22/07/2019 03:34PM [1]
You don't have your health - by JonnieB has seen pictures - 22/07/2019 03:32PM [1]
actually I don't feel that sad - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:29PM [3]
hahah - by Tone - 22/07/2019 03:37PM [1]
Haha - by Jon - 22/07/2019 03:34PM [1]
oh well - by Balham likes the concept of personal responsibility - 22/07/2019 03:17PM [3]
ha - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:18PM [1]
Penge> - by Jeb - 22/07/2019 03:11PM [26]
Thank you for the recommendation Jeb - by Penge - 22/07/2019 03:14PM [5]
Griezmann on who he’d play for if he moved to the prem ‘Liverpool, because of their fans’ - by ruff - 22/07/2019 03:10PM [5]
He’s just signed for Barca - by ruff - 22/07/2019 03:16PM [1]
Nabil Fekir has completed his move from Olympique Lyonnais to Real Betis | @LEquipe - by Penge - 22/07/2019 02:56PM [6]
good, pointless shitcunt. welcome Giovanni. - by Balham - 22/07/2019 02:57PM [5]
Because those massive deformed dogs have loads of stuff wrong with them because they are hugely inbred much like yourself - by Dougal - sees you as one of those miracle vegetable children that were born with only 3% of their brains and aren't expected to live beyond a month - 22/07/2019 03:12PM [6]
They are not inbred. - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:16PM [1]
Actual “pah” at my desk there - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 03:14PM [1]
hahaha - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 03:14PM [1]
Haha, agreed - by RJM - 22/07/2019 03:05PM [1]
i was in sports direct yesterday, and was surprised to see them selling the kids size new kits for £40 instead of £45 from spurs - by Tone was looking for the kids and not for himself, you cheeky cunt midland - 22/07/2019 02:44PM [3]
NFE>> - by GILLY - 22/07/2019 02:20PM [79]
thats a secured loan? - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 22/07/2019 02:54PM [1]
why don't you lend it to him mate? ;-) - by Balham mischievous smiley - 22/07/2019 02:26PM [0]
Re: NFE>>>>> - by NFE - 22/07/2019 02:25PM [41]
Got a team night out on thursday. Someones organised a trip to the new brewdog pub at tower bridge. Ive checked out the beers and its made me angry. What is this fucking obsession with IPA. Cunts drink that tastes like sour cunt. Got any lager, john? *cue much QUAFFING and mocking, by a room full of beardy CUNTS* - by Penge - 22/07/2019 02:18PM [19]
Spit in their faces - by MarkP - 22/07/2019 02:31PM [0]
They do a fairly straight up lager - by gdp - 22/07/2019 02:29PM [4]
Hahaha - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:11PM [0]
'My Hell Hell' by Kerry Katona - by RJM - 22/07/2019 02:45PM [2]
Hahaha! - by Mil - 22/07/2019 03:11PM [1]
haha - by Tone - 22/07/2019 02:44PM [0]
Wheelchairs are council - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:35PM [5]
Lemon? That is madness - by Horsham Spur - 22/07/2019 02:30PM [1]
The current Bud Light advert is along this theme. - by Horsham Spur realises of course that Bud Light is no great shakes - 22/07/2019 02:27PM [2]
In ere >>> - by Horsham Spur - 22/07/2019 02:29PM [13]
that's a point, where's gerry today? - by Tone - 22/07/2019 02:24PM [0]
Hahaha - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:20PM [0]
Bubbles>>>>> - by GILLY - 22/07/2019 02:16PM [17]
2 tiger rolls with yesterdays roast chicken balance in there, with salt, mayo and lettuce, pack of crips, and a GOBADEE. You? - by Mil - 22/07/2019 01:49PM [14]
canteen not up to much today #mymate? ;-) - by Balham had a #decent pork katsu there the other week - 22/07/2019 02:24PM [0]
BBQ in the garden. - by FrankW - 22/07/2019 02:17PM [0]
Wait a minute. Soldiers? - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:13PM [2]
hehe - by Horsham Spur - 22/07/2019 02:36PM [0]
Chicken escalope bap. 2 cans of coke - by Joeboy - 22/07/2019 01:54PM [0]
What did you eat (polite comma) #mymate - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:00PM [3]
Not if you do it like a seal - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 02:16PM [3]
Haha ffs - by Bingo Mo - 22/07/2019 02:17PM [0]
haha living your best life ;-) - by c-spur - 22/07/2019 02:10PM [0]
haha - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 02:07PM [0]
Hahaha. Excellent work there - by Dougal - 22/07/2019 02:05PM [3]
*kids, *park - by Penge - 22/07/2019 02:04PM [0]
chicken salad. - by StonecoldJaneAusten - 22/07/2019 01:52PM [0]
nonce chat - utterly pointless contact>>> - by CurioCT - 22/07/2019 01:21PM [97]
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