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oh lovely, a bin party wedding to look forward to , i better get down sports direct to get some londsale and slazenger garms.

by .TC. on 09 October 2019 11:46AM

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Best life update please sleek - by gdp - 09 October 2019 11:18AM

21 year old girlfriend has turned 22 - by viper less of a nonce - 09 October 2019 11:47AM

I shagged a 20.year old a few months back so I'm not gonna judge - by sleek Was 43 - 09 October 2019 11:48AM

That must have been a lot of fun. - by Glassy - 09 October 2019 11:49AM

It was, she was nuts and wanted me to strangle her on the job - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:50AM

Where was she working?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 09 October 2019 12:06PM

Haha - by Glassy - 09 October 2019 12:26PM

She's in uni - by sleek - 09 October 2019 12:17PM

Not my cup of tea that Sleek. - by Glassy - 09 October 2019 11:54AM

Wasn't that keen but soon got into the swing of things. Women are savage these days I've found. - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:56AM

That's because they've all been abused by Pakistani paedophile gangs as teenagers - by Dougal - 09 October 2019 12:16PM

Think she had daddy issues - by sleek - 09 October 2019 12:22PM

My philandering may have come to an end as I've met someone who I actually like. Early days though - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:21AM

oh lovely, a bin party wedding to look forward to , i better get down sports direct to get some londsale and slazenger garms. - by .TC. - 09 October 2019 11:46AM

You're not invited - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:49AM

Good to hear though mate, just dont tell everyone on SIMB and then get shitted on. - by Mil - 09 October 2019 11:30AM

How long before she can get a divorce? - by somerset knows the way. - 09 October 2019 11:24AM

Haha she's not married thankfully but I still am - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:25AM

I keep getting recommended Lynne as a friend on Facebook - by JonnieB declines as he does with the fearful Sonya of Dougal fame - 09 October 2019 11:23AM

Her fella got into a fight a few weeks back and had a bleed on the brain, he's lost his memory and doesn't know who she is anymore. Couldn't fucking make it up - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:24AM

Haha. Welsh I’m hearing ;-) - by Balham - 09 October 2019 11:35AM

Durham, I believe - by JonnieB - 09 October 2019 11:36AM

Has midland yid marked himself safe on facebook yet? - by Balham Thinks this is top sleuthing - 09 October 2019 11:39AM

The brainwashed farmer appears to be about a foot too tall for that - by JonnieB - 09 October 2019 11:44AM

Brain washed or brain dead? - by Balham *Big Teece is away - 09 October 2019 11:49AM

I might try that with my Mrs and kids - by Joeboy "No idea who you are. I'm off" - 09 October 2019 11:31AM

Hahaha - by Mil - 09 October 2019 12:30PM

My first thought was "you clever twat" - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:33AM

Haha - by RJM - 09 October 2019 11:32AM

Hahaha, wow. - by Mil - 09 October 2019 11:30AM

Does he play guitar? - by MarkP - 09 October 2019 11:29AM

Ha - oh blimey - by gdp - 09 October 2019 11:26AM

It'll make 'date night' much more authentic though. - by RJM - 09 October 2019 11:28AM

I'm quite jealous of the cunt - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:28AM

He appears to be a farmer - by JonnieB keen amateur stalker - 09 October 2019 11:25AM

For god sake Baker of course he’s a fucking farmer - by muswell paraphrasing - 09 October 2019 11:27AM

I can leave again - by JonnieB - 09 October 2019 11:28AM

That would be regrettable - by muswell - 09 October 2019 11:30AM

*will be up in the top field with his leg all bound in polythene* - by JonnieB - 09 October 2019 11:38AM

He's more a vegatable now from what I hear - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:26AM

I note you are friends on Facebook - by JonnieB looking over the top of his spectacles and turning to page three of the dossier - 09 October 2019 11:27AM

Aye as of last week when she phoned to tell Ashleigh the news about her bloke. - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:29AM

Now then, onto the identity of this new paramour of yours. I have a number of names I would like to run past you - by JonnieB taking out a leather notebook, quill and a monocle - 09 October 2019 11:31AM

Haha shoot - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:32AM

Naomi - by JonnieB - 09 October 2019 11:35AM

Nah.. - by sleek You'll never get it from my fb as we're having to keep it quiet cos she's just left her fella - 09 October 2019 11:36AM

What's the time sequence here - left before or after you got together? - by gdp - 09 October 2019 11:39AM

Left just before we got together. I'm not a cunt mate - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:41AM

Mrs Jonnie left her first husband for me - by JonnieB cannot be resisted - 09 October 2019 11:43AM

Well they were splitting but she was still living in the same house with him. She moved out completely a week after meeting me - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:45AM

Well this is disappointing - by JonnieB - 09 October 2019 11:37AM

That was my guess too - by Dougal - 09 October 2019 11:36AM

Been there but we're just mates now - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:38AM

Katie - by JonnieB - 09 October 2019 11:39AM

Fucking hell Jonnie, chuckling away here - by Glassy - 09 October 2019 11:46AM

Hah blimey, we did date for a while but its not her - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:40AM

I'm a nosy bastard Nicholas, this can't be a shock - by JonnieB would only be speculating wildly from this point so will await the announcement - 09 October 2019 11:41AM

How many years younger than you? - by gdp - 09 October 2019 11:23AM

Only 7 - by sleek - 09 October 2019 11:23AM

Good for you mate! - by Glassy - 09 October 2019 11:22AM