oh lovely, a bin party wedding to look forward to , i better get down sports direct to get some londsale and slazenger garms.
by .TC.
on 09 October 2019 11:46AM
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Best life update please sleek
- by gdp
- 09 October 2019 11:18AM
21 year old girlfriend has turned 22
- by viper
less of a nonce
- 09 October 2019 11:47AM
I shagged a 20.year old a few months back so I'm not gonna judge
- by sleek
Was 43
- 09 October 2019 11:48AM
That must have been a lot of fun.
- by Glassy
- 09 October 2019 11:49AM
It was, she was nuts and wanted me to strangle her on the job
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:50AM
Where was she working?(nt)
- by Yourconscience
- 09 October 2019 12:06PM
Haha
- by Glassy
- 09 October 2019 12:26PM
She's in uni
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 12:17PM
Not my cup of tea that Sleek.
- by Glassy
- 09 October 2019 11:54AM
Wasn't that keen but soon got into the swing of things. Women are savage these days I've found.
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:56AM
That's because they've all been abused by Pakistani paedophile gangs as teenagers
- by Dougal
- 09 October 2019 12:16PM
Think she had daddy issues
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 12:22PM
My philandering may have come to an end as I've met someone who I actually like. Early days though
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:21AM
oh lovely, a bin party wedding to look forward to , i better get down sports direct to get some londsale and slazenger garms.
- by .TC.
- 09 October 2019 11:46AM
You're not invited
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:49AM
Good to hear though mate, just dont tell everyone on SIMB and then get shitted on.
- by Mil
- 09 October 2019 11:30AM
How long before she can get a divorce?
- by somerset
knows the way.
- 09 October 2019 11:24AM
Haha she's not married thankfully but I still am
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:25AM
I keep getting recommended Lynne as a friend on Facebook
- by JonnieB
declines as he does with the fearful Sonya of Dougal fame
- 09 October 2019 11:23AM
Her fella got into a fight a few weeks back and had a bleed on the brain, he's lost his memory and doesn't know who she is anymore. Couldn't fucking make it up
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:24AM
Haha. Welsh I’m hearing ;-)
- by Balham
- 09 October 2019 11:35AM
Durham, I believe
- by JonnieB
- 09 October 2019 11:36AM
Has midland yid marked himself safe on facebook yet?
- by Balham
Thinks this is top sleuthing
- 09 October 2019 11:39AM
The brainwashed farmer appears to be about a foot too tall for that
- by JonnieB
- 09 October 2019 11:44AM
Brain washed or brain dead?
- by Balham
*Big Teece is away
- 09 October 2019 11:49AM
I might try that with my Mrs and kids
- by Joeboy
"No idea who you are. I'm off"
- 09 October 2019 11:31AM
Hahaha
- by Mil
- 09 October 2019 12:30PM
My first thought was "you clever twat"
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:33AM
Haha
- by RJM
- 09 October 2019 11:32AM
Hahaha, wow.
- by Mil
- 09 October 2019 11:30AM
Does he play guitar?
- by MarkP
- 09 October 2019 11:29AM
Ha - oh blimey
- by gdp
- 09 October 2019 11:26AM
It'll make 'date night' much more authentic though.
- by RJM
- 09 October 2019 11:28AM
I'm quite jealous of the cunt
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:28AM
He appears to be a farmer
- by JonnieB
keen amateur stalker
- 09 October 2019 11:25AM
For god sake Baker of course he’s a fucking farmer
- by muswell
paraphrasing
- 09 October 2019 11:27AM
I can leave again
- by JonnieB
- 09 October 2019 11:28AM
That would be regrettable
- by muswell
- 09 October 2019 11:30AM
*will be up in the top field with his leg all bound in polythene*
- by JonnieB
- 09 October 2019 11:38AM
He's more a vegatable now from what I hear
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:26AM
I note you are friends on Facebook
- by JonnieB
looking over the top of his spectacles and turning to page three of the dossier
- 09 October 2019 11:27AM
Aye as of last week when she phoned to tell Ashleigh the news about her bloke.
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:29AM
Now then, onto the identity of this new paramour of yours. I have a number of names I would like to run past you
- by JonnieB
taking out a leather notebook, quill and a monocle
- 09 October 2019 11:31AM
Haha shoot
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:32AM
Naomi
- by JonnieB
- 09 October 2019 11:35AM
Nah..
- by sleek
You'll never get it from my fb as we're having to keep it quiet cos she's just left her fella
- 09 October 2019 11:36AM
What's the time sequence here - left before or after you got together?
- by gdp
- 09 October 2019 11:39AM
Left just before we got together. I'm not a cunt mate
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:41AM
Mrs Jonnie left her first husband for me
- by JonnieB
cannot be resisted
- 09 October 2019 11:43AM
Well they were splitting but she was still living in the same house with him. She moved out completely a week after meeting me
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:45AM
Well this is disappointing
- by JonnieB
- 09 October 2019 11:37AM
That was my guess too
- by Dougal
- 09 October 2019 11:36AM
Been there but we're just mates now
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:38AM
Katie
- by JonnieB
- 09 October 2019 11:39AM
Fucking hell Jonnie, chuckling away here
- by Glassy
- 09 October 2019 11:46AM
Hah blimey, we did date for a while but its not her
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:40AM
I'm a nosy bastard Nicholas, this can't be a shock
- by JonnieB
would only be speculating wildly from this point so will await the announcement
- 09 October 2019 11:41AM
How many years younger than you?
- by gdp
- 09 October 2019 11:23AM
Only 7
- by sleek
- 09 October 2019 11:23AM
Good for you mate!
- by Glassy
- 09 October 2019 11:22AM