New Tax director joined the business about 3 months ago.

Needed a document signed off by me and another director named Vivek who he said he had seen in the office that day. I hadn’t seen Vivek but assumed he was stuck in meetings.

A hour later I witnessed him walk over to Vivek’s desk and ask him to sign the document he had emailed him the night before.

The only problem was it wasn’t Viveks desk it was Sourabs. Sourab who he had been introduced to just a matter of weeks ago.

The grovelling apologies that followed were a sight to behold.

As a fan of the cringe I couldn’t stop laughing and being the cunt I am will never ever let him forget this as long as I am there. Lovely